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February 28, 2014
With his blood nearly gone from his brain, Stan now regrets not fully understanding the question. Itís so pretty. Can I take it home with me? Sure.
"With his blood nearly gone from his brain, Stan now regrets not fully understanding the question. Itís so pretty. Can I take it home with me? Sure. "

February 27, 2014
Uh, honey, this isnít what It looks like... He took advantage of me.
"Uh, honey, this isnít what It looks like... He took advantage of me."

February 26, 2014
Thanks for reminding me why prostitution is better than staying home.
"Thanks for reminding me why prostitution is better than staying home."

February 25, 2014
I was just coming down to pay the rent to you and your wife but thatís not her... And thanks to this photo, I donít believe Iíll be paying rent for a very long time!
"I was just coming down to pay the rent to you and your wife but thatís not her... And thanks to this photo, I donít believe Iíll be paying rent for a very long time!"

February 24, 2014
I knew you were gay, Lance! Nobody straight would run from this!
"I knew you were gay, Lance! Nobody straight would run from this!"

February 23, 2014
By the way, if a man comes in here and shoots you, donít get mad... Itís probably his house.
"By the way, if a man comes in here and shoots you, donít get mad... Itís probably his house."

February 22, 2014
I like you best, Roy, so you can cum on my face... Earl can do my tits.
"I like you best, Roy, so you can cum on my face... Earl can do my tits."

February 21, 2014
I use the thigh-master for exercise... Gimmie an orgasm or Iíll crush your spine!
"I use the thigh-master for exercise... Gimmie an orgasm or Iíll crush your spine!"

February 20, 2014
Donít you threaten me with leaving me. Sure, every guy wants you but not one of them will pay for your chiropractor expense.
"Donít you threaten me with leaving me. Sure, every guy wants you but not one of them will pay for your chiropractor expense."

February 19, 2014
The reason 90% of all marriages are annulled. Seriously? This is what I was saving myself for all these years? This fucking sucks!
"The reason 90% of all marriages are annulled. Seriously? This is what I was saving myself for all these years? This fucking sucks!"

February 18, 2014
Get in this house! No daughter of mine is going out looking like that!
"Get in this house! No daughter of mine is going out looking like that!"

February 17, 2014
Your Ex wasnít kidding when she said you had a pencil dick.
"Your Ex wasnít kidding when she said you had a pencil dick."

February 16, 2014
Gaah! My best friend fucking while Iím crashing on your couch cuz my girl kicked me out... And I wasnít invited to at least watch!
"Gaah! My best friend fucking while Iím crashing on your couch cuz my girl kicked me out... And I wasnít invited to at least watch!"

February 15, 2014
Hey, baby, what in the world are you doing out on the ledge?
"Hey, baby, what in the world are you doing out on the ledge?"

February 14, 2014
Sorry, she was meant for you. I need to get my eyes looked at.
"Sorry, she was meant for you. I need to get my eyes looked at."

February 13, 2014
Sarge said to frisk suspects for drugs and weapons... So far I found a gun up her ass. Iím still searching for the bullets.
"Sarge said to frisk suspects for drugs and weapons... So far I found a gun up her ass. Iím still searching for the bullets."

February 12, 2014
Funny thing, turns out I prefer girls... It was a big surprise to me too.
"Funny thing, turns out I prefer girls... It was a big surprise to me too."

February 11, 2014
Sir, your wife is on the phone, she wants to know if you can make it to tonightís couples counseling meeting.
"Sir, your wife is on the phone, she wants to know if you can make it to tonightís couples counseling meeting."

February 10, 2014
When I said I want to become a meat eater again, I meant stop being a vegetarian... What did you mean, Jill?
"When I said I want to become a meat eater again, I meant stop being a vegetarian... What did you mean, Jill?"

February 9, 2014
You bankers are all alike, you inflate the value of  your products.
"You bankers are all alike, you inflate the value of your products."

February 8, 2014
That superbowl party I went to... I was the half-time event.
"That superbowl party I went to... I was the half-time event."

February 7, 2014
Farmer Jones, you squeeze utters all day... Wanna try these out?
"Farmer Jones, you squeeze utters all day... Wanna try these out?"

February 6, 2014
Thatís better... I feel naked without cum on my tits.
"Thatís better... I feel naked without cum on my tits."

February 5, 2014
I just wanted you to sign my book. Nonsense, I like to get intimate with my readers.
"I just wanted you to sign my book. Nonsense, I like to get intimate with my readers. "

February 4, 2014
Now, where did I leave my beer? Ahhh... There it is.
"Now, where did I leave my beer? Ahhh... There it is."

February 3, 2014
Awesome! I just sent a photo of us fucking to your girlfriend... Wear the dress I wanted to wear to the dance, bitch!
"Awesome! I just sent a photo of us fucking to your girlfriend... Wear the dress I wanted to wear to the dance, bitch!"

February 1, 2014
Thanks to you I totally got free from drugs except now Iím addicted to sex.
"Thanks to you I totally got free from drugs except now Iím addicted to sex. "


February 2014 Cartoons

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