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January 31, 2014
Tom, is this a bad time?
"Tom, is this a bad time?"

January 30, 2014
And the best secretary of 2014 goes to... Secretary: You take 3 sugars with your coffee, sir?
"And the best secretary of 2014 goes to... Secretary: You take 3 sugars with your coffee, sir?"

January 29, 2014
Holy shit, Iíve reached a new heights with my low self esteem issues.
"Holy shit, Iíve reached a new heights with my low self esteem issues."

January 28, 2014
Half naked, dildo strap-on... I like a gal who doesnít beat around the bush.
"Half naked, dildo strap-on... I like a gal who doesnít beat around the bush."

January 27, 2014
OW! That is not fisting.
"OW! That is not fisting."

January 26, 2014
You say youíve been like this for over a month... Ever since you met your new girlfriend?
"You say youíve been like this for over a month... Ever since you met your new girlfriend?"

January 25, 2014
Iíve been banging this whore while out on business and I will need to add her as a deductible.
"Iíve been banging this whore while out on business and I will need to add her as a deductible."

January 24, 2014
Donít be ridiculous... Of course I donít just see you as someone to fuck.
"Donít be ridiculous... Of course I donít just see you as someone to fuck."

January 23, 2014
Relax, he only drills my ass and leaves my other love holes for you, dear.
"Relax, he only drills my ass and leaves my other love holes for you, dear."

January 22, 2014
With todayís economy, I need to pick up 3 to 4 times the clientele... So, Iíll start you off with The Jack Me Off 2000 and when youíre ready, Iíll come back to finish you off.
"With todayís economy, I need to pick up 3 to 4 times the clientele... So, Iíll start you off with The Jack Me Off 2000 and when youíre ready, Iíll come back to finish you off."

January 21, 2014
Well, I should go, I need to show this guy my place.
"Well, I should go, I need to show this guy my place."

January 20, 2014
No cucold tonight for me, honey, this is a really good book.
"No cucold tonight for me, honey, this is a really good book."

January 19, 2014
You're maybe more butch but my juggs are biggerÖSo I'm the dominate lesbo in this relationship.
"You're maybe more butch but my juggs are biggerÖSo I'm the dominate lesbo in this relationship."

January 18, 2014
Iím young I can cum every 15 minutes on you.
"Iím young I can cum every 15 minutes on you."

January 17, 2014
I canít cum in front of people, so I canned some from earlier to throw in your face.
"I canít cum in front of people, so I canned some from earlier to throw in your face."

January 16, 2014
Wow, your husband really has some anger management issues.
"Wow, your husband really has some anger management issues."

January 15, 2014
Itís hard... Why does every girl tell me to get hard.
"Itís hard... Why does every girl tell me to get hard."

January 14, 2014
Want me to suck your dick, glory hole dude? Actually, could you get off the toilet? I gotta wiz.
"Want me to suck your dick, glory hole dude? Actually, could you get off the toilet? I gotta wiz."

January 13, 2014
Just wait until Raul sees my selfie banging you, then he will believe Iím bi-sexual.
"Just wait until Raul sees my selfie banging you, then he will believe Iím bi-sexual."

January 12, 2014
I ordered room service... This is not the room service I wanted.
"I ordered room service... This is not the room service I wanted."

January 11, 2014
I will give you my A  if you give me yours.
"I will give you my A if you give me yours."

January 10, 2014
Wow, youíre dick is so small it's like Iím still being a lesbian.
"Wow, youíre dick is so small it's like Iím still being a lesbian."

January 9, 2014
Youíre so stiff. I love it! I'm over here!
"Youíre so stiff. I love it! I'm over here!"

January 8, 2014
Hi, dear, my new dick enlargement surgery is a big hit so far with the nurses.
"Hi, dear, my new dick enlargement surgery is a big hit so far with the nurses."

January 7, 2014
Iíve combined your two greatest loves-gold and dick... This relationship will be forever.
"Iíve combined your two greatest loves-gold and dick... This relationship will be forever."

January 6, 2014
I never expected college to be so exhausting, mom.
"I never expected college to be so exhausting, mom."

January 5, 2014
Yeah, I can see how this would be embarrassing, ok, doggy style it is.
"Yeah, I can see how this would be embarrassing, ok, doggy style it is."

January 4, 2014
Whatís funny is youíve got all the power and money, but still need to pay for me.
"Whatís funny is youíve got all the power and money, but still need to pay for me."

January 3, 2014
Heíll be a sleep  for an hour, Iím betting you wonít need that long.
"Heíll be a sleep for an hour, Iím betting you wonít need that long."

January 2, 2014
Yes, banging Jeremyís mom was my New Year's resolution... Resolve this, bitch!
"Yes, banging Jeremyís mom was my New Year's resolution... Resolve this, bitch! "

January 1, 2014
Youíre my first... Well, for 2014.
"Youíre my first... Well, for 2014. "


January 2014 Cartoons

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