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December 31, 2013
Congratulate me, I've finally found the right combination of booze and pain killers to fuck you.
"Congratulate me, I've finally found the right combination of booze and pain killers to fuck you."

December 30, 2013
Well, hello, friendly.
"Well, hello, friendly."

December 29, 2013
I get stressed before the big night... Prostitutes relax Santa, okay?
"I get stressed before the big night... Prostitutes relax Santa, okay?"

December 28, 2013
Put yourself on your  naughty list, fat boy!
"Put yourself on your naughty list, fat boy!"

December 27, 2013
And donít forget my  husband really wants new  golf clubs!
"And donít forget my husband really wants new golf clubs!"

December 26, 2013
Santa Claus isnít real. This is all just an overactive imagination.
"Santa Claus isnít real. This is all just an overactive imagination."

December 25, 2013
Get off me! I really want the new ipad!
"Get off me! I really want the new ipad!"

December 24, 2013
Iím glad you enjoyed last yearís Ďpresentsí and Iím glad you let me play with them.
"Iím glad you enjoyed last yearís Ďpresentsí and Iím glad you let me play with them."

December 23, 2013
Iím sorry, dear, but heís been very good and you are what  he wanted.
"Iím sorry, dear, but heís been very good and you are what he wanted."

December 22, 2013
I kept bragging to an old friend how youíll do anything for a passing grade... He wanted to meet you.
"I kept bragging to an old friend how youíll do anything for a passing grade... He wanted to meet you."

December 21, 2013
If you like it in your mouth, wait til I put in up your ass!
"If you like it in your mouth, wait til I put in up your ass!"

December 20, 2013
I came on your face, Susy, because you were on my naughty list.
"I came on your face, Susy, because you were on my naughty list."

December 19, 2013
Youíre not my last stop... You have no idea how many mens wish lists Iím on.
"Youíre not my last stop... You have no idea how many mens wish lists Iím on."

December 18, 2013
Santa or no Santa, I got a rule, honey... Any man in my house after midnight is getting his ass fucked.
"Santa or no Santa, I got a rule, honey... Any man in my house after midnight is getting his ass fucked."

December 17, 2013
Go back to sleep, Timmy. Iím not banging your wife just like I didnít bang your mom back when you were a kid... Just a... uhh, dream.
"Go back to sleep, Timmy. Iím not banging your wife just like I didnít bang your mom back when you were a kid... Just a... uhh, dream."

December 16, 2013
Actually, you shouldnít be as angry at your wife. She thinks sheís fucking you in a Santa suit.
"Actually, you shouldnít be as angry at your wife. She thinks sheís fucking you in a Santa suit."

December 15, 2013
I knew youíd like my new perfume.
"I knew youíd like my new perfume."

December 14, 2013
Iím heading home. Hope you enjoyed that big Christmas bonus... If you wanted to blow me to thank me, I could stay late.
"Iím heading home. Hope you enjoyed that big Christmas bonus... If you wanted to blow me to thank me, I could stay late."

December 13, 2013
I have yet to cum eggnog by fucking these candy canes.
"I have yet to cum eggnog by fucking these candy canes."

December 12, 2013
You look ridiculous and I love it! Blowing a load in the face of a rich bitch is the best present I ever gave myself.
"You look ridiculous and I love it! Blowing a load in the face of a rich bitch is the best present I ever gave myself."

December 11, 2013
You are fucking incredible!
"You are fucking incredible!"

December 10, 2013
Does this give you any ideas? Even snowmen have it better than me.
"Does this give you any ideas? Even snowmen have it better than me."

December 9, 2013
The least you can do is break it off, suck and swallow it while it melts.
"The least you can do is break it off, suck and swallow it while it melts."

December 8, 2013
Gee, what a big dick youíve got...
"Gee, what a big dick youíve got..."

December 7, 2013
Seen it a dozen times. Guy goes down on a girl with a pierced clit... Ends up like that kid Ralphie in that Christmas  movie.
"Seen it a dozen times. Guy goes down on a girl with a pierced clit... Ends up like that kid Ralphie in that Christmas movie."

December 6, 2013
You never want to snuggle after sex, you are a cold lover.
"You never want to snuggle after sex, you are a cold lover."

December 5, 2013
See, I kept telling you this snowman would cum.
"See, I kept telling you this snowman would cum."

December 4, 2013
I enjoy sucking with a little pineapple juice and with this client. Itís a yummy sno-love treat.
"I enjoy sucking with a little pineapple juice and with this client. Itís a yummy sno-love treat. "

December 3, 2013
My lower half is frozen but all in all, you were amazing, Mr. Frost.
"My lower half is frozen but all in all, you were amazing, Mr. Frost. "

December 2, 2013
Youíre talking gingerbread girl is baking to a disgusting new level... I go next.
"Youíre talking gingerbread girl is baking to a disgusting new level... I go next."

December 1, 2013
Weíll now see which one she likes best... Mrs. Claus.
"Weíll now see which one she likes best... Mrs. Claus."


December 2013 Cartoons

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