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November 30, 2013
This client likes to watch.
"This client likes to watch."

November 29, 2013
Yeah, you can get that lawnmower for your husband in 3 easy payments.
"Yeah, you can get that lawnmower for your husband in 3 easy payments."

November 28, 2013
Sorry, Earl, but I'm going to stay with them... They've taught me how to cum when no man on earth ever could.
"Sorry, Earl, but I'm going to stay with them... They've taught me how to cum when no man on earth ever could."

November 27, 2013
I know you want to laugh and humiliate me about my little penis... Which is exactly why I waited until you Botoxed your face.
"I know you want to laugh and humiliate me about my little penis... Which is exactly why I waited until you Botoxed your face."

November 26, 2013
Shit, Jones, I like you. Nobody said you could fuck my daughter on my desk but you wanted it and I admire your initiative.
"Shit, Jones, I like you. Nobody said you could fuck my daughter on my desk but you wanted it and I admire your initiative."

November 25, 2013
Don't believe what you see in porn... All black guys dicks aren't huge!
"Don't believe what you see in porn... All black guys dicks aren't huge!"

November 24, 2013
Okay, laugh... I've never showed a girl my shame... I wouldn't blame you if you throw me out because it's so big.
"Okay, laugh... I've never showed a girl my shame... I wouldn't blame you if you throw me out because it's so big."

November 23, 2013
He's a white banker and loves Star trek... This will be quick.
"He's a white banker and loves Star trek... This will be quick."

November 22, 2013
I had a giant orgy last night and they wrecked the place... But on the bright side they were able to fill up the pool.
"I had a giant orgy last night and they wrecked the place... But on the bright side they were able to fill up the pool."

November 21, 2013
Girl: Dildos don't snore, fart and cum in my face right before they pass out in a drunken stupor. Guy: All excellent reasons to stop using one.
"Girl: Dildos don't snore, fart and cum in my face right before they pass out in a drunken stupor. Guy: All excellent reasons to stop using one."

November 20, 2013
Aw, look, honey, a giant black dick wants to come in, fuck me and totally emasculate you into watching.
"Aw, look, honey, a giant black dick wants to come in, fuck me and totally emasculate you into watching."

November 19, 2013
My doctor says that I'm so stressed that one shock could kill me... Which is why I just wanted to get a hooker, relax and fuck some pussy.
"My doctor says that I'm so stressed that one shock could kill me... Which is why I just wanted to get a hooker, relax and fuck some pussy."

November 18, 2013
Ok... I think oiling up the model for the first time anal vid on the top of the tallest city building is now officially a bad idea gone worse.
"Ok... I think oiling up the model for the first time anal vid on the top of the tallest city building is now officially a bad idea gone worse."

November 17, 2013
Roger, I was wrong about big dicks... I want your tiny dick... That is of course after I get the stitches removed from my ass!
"Roger, I was wrong about big dicks... I want your tiny dick... That is of course after I get the stitches removed from my ass!"

November 16, 2013
Doctor 1: Why is she screaming? Doctor 2: She had anal 3 years ago without lube.
"Doctor 1: Why is she screaming? Doctor 2: She had anal 3 years ago without lube."

November 15, 2013
Mom, fucking your daughter's boyfriends is really hot right now... What would the neighbors think if you turned us down?
"Mom, fucking your daughter's boyfriends is really hot right now... What would the neighbors think if you turned us down?"

November 14, 2013
Girl 1: Sex, sex, sex, thatís all you think about. Girl 2: You used to be like me... What changed your mind?
"Girl 1: Sex, sex, sex, thatís all you think about. Girl 2: You used to be like me... What changed your mind?"

November 13, 2013
We seriously need to move... Our big dicked neighbor and his girlfriend are attempting anal again...
"We seriously need to move... Our big dicked neighbor and his girlfriend are attempting anal again... "

November 12, 2013
Itís over between us... If itís any consolation, I named my dildo after you.
"Itís over between us... If itís any consolation, I named my dildo after you. "

November 11, 2013
You might be a teen slut, but your father is a voyeur and Iím a MILF! Deal with it!
"You might be a teen slut, but your father is a voyeur and Iím a MILF! Deal with it! "

November 10, 2013
Jill always had aspirations of being the sluttiest oompah loompah ever. I'll fuck the big one...
"Jill always had aspirations of being the sluttiest oompah loompah ever. I'll fuck the big one... "

November 9, 2013
Modern day Cinderella.  Itís almost midnight, charming, cum on my face so I can jet...
"Modern day Cinderella. Itís almost midnight, charming, cum on my face so I can jet... "

November 8, 2013
Another F do I need to suck some sense into you? I guess it's the only way I'll learn.
"Another F do I need to suck some sense into you? I guess it's the only way I'll learn."

November 7, 2013
As a babysitter we are interested in a few qualities... But mostly will you fuck my husband when he drives you home?
"As a babysitter we are interested in a few qualities... But mostly will you fuck my husband when he drives you home?"

November 6, 2013
Weíre really playing twister? I thought that was code for you guys gang bang your new girl neighbor.
"Weíre really playing twister? I thought that was code for you guys gang bang your new girl neighbor."

November 5, 2013
Iím happy to see you but itís a gun in my pocket? Weíre lesbians remember?
"Iím happy to see you but itís a gun in my pocket? Weíre lesbians remember?"

November 4, 2013
This one came off my face in 2012, that was an epic orgasm.
"This one came off my face in 2012, that was an epic orgasm. "

November 3, 2013
I love this economy... You have no idea what these girls will do to eat.
"I love this economy... You have no idea what these girls will do to eat."

November 2, 2013
My girlfriend is a dominatrix and demanded I couldn't pull out my dick until she ordered it... It was about a month before my kidneys exploded.
"My girlfriend is a dominatrix and demanded I couldn't pull out my dick until she ordered it... It was about a month before my kidneys exploded."

November 1, 2013
I really like you...You only have to pay for the fuck... The blow jobís on the house.
"I really like you...You only have to pay for the fuck... The blow jobís on the house."


November 2013 Cartoons

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