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October 31, 2013
My daughters a slut, but she learned everything from me.
"My daughters a slut, but she learned everything from me."

October 30, 2013
Stop bitching at me, Verna, or I swear I will have make up sex with you...
"Stop bitching at me, Verna, or I swear I will have make up sex with you... "

October 29, 2013
She's just a friend, honey. I was going to fuck her, not make her a vampire!
"She's just a friend, honey. I was going to fuck her, not make her a vampire! "

October 28, 2013
Frank, remember when I told you that I wanted to fuck a black guy?
"Frank, remember when I told you that I wanted to fuck a black guy?"

October 27, 2013
I never worry about... Frankenstein cheating on me. I take his dick home with me every night.
"I never worry about... Frankenstein cheating on me. I take his dick home with me every night."

October 26, 2013
On lonely, Halloween nights I prefer spending more time with the pumpkins close relative the zucchini.
"On lonely, Halloween nights I prefer spending more time with the pumpkins close relative the zucchini."

October 25, 2013
I was almost about to orgasm when the sun came up and Vlad turned into ash and ruined it.
"I was almost about to orgasm when the sun came up and Vlad turned into ash and ruined it."

October 24, 2013
Orgasm or I'll dump a can of garlic sauce on you.
"Orgasm or I'll dump a can of garlic sauce on you."

October 23, 2013
Shit! I've looked everywhere and canít find my vibrator... Iíll have no choice but to fuck my date tonight!
"Shit! I've looked everywhere and canít find my vibrator... Iíll have no choice but to fuck my date tonight!"

October 22, 2013
Itís dark! I thought you were on my ight side.
"Itís dark! I thought you were on my ight side."

October 21, 2013
You are normally a boring lover, Lobo, except on full moons... Bite me again.
"You are normally a boring lover, Lobo, except on full moons... Bite me again."

October 20, 2013
It was my best blow job yet... I almost hate to wash my face.
"It was my best blow job yet... I almost hate to wash my face."

October 19, 2013
Seriously, if you want to pass English, youíll have to concentrate.
"Seriously, if you want to pass English, youíll have to concentrate."

October 18, 2013
I donít know about you, but iím really horny right now.
"I donít know about you, but iím really horny right now."

October 17, 2013
Are you sure C.O.D. means cock on delivery?
"Are you sure C.O.D. means cock on delivery?"

October 16, 2013
Thanks for the free drink.
"Thanks for the free drink."

October 15, 2013
First Panel: You really love me? Second Panel: ďWhy have you never asked me to have anal?
"First Panel: You really love me? Second Panel: ďWhy have you never asked me to have anal?"

October 14, 2013
We've got 5 more dates tonight. in this economy, itís quantity over quality.
"We've got 5 more dates tonight. in this economy, itís quantity over quality."

October 13, 2013
Don't try to shut me up with that dick! I'm mad at you... For what, I have no idea any more.
"Don't try to shut me up with that dick! I'm mad at you... For what, I have no idea any more."

October 12, 2013
Your boss wants you to fill out this questionnaire... Especially the last one... Fucking you boss... Yes, no, maybe.
"Your boss wants you to fill out this questionnaire... Especially the last one... Fucking you boss... Yes, no, maybe."

October 11, 2013
Yeah, that's the stick shift.
"Yeah, that's the stick shift."

October 10, 2013
Don't worry, we won't screw around if we're left alone in the living room... I all ready sucked his dick in the car.
"Don't worry, we won't screw around if we're left alone in the living room... I all ready sucked his dick in the car."

October 9, 2013
Hey, Julie, looks like my hitch hiking paid off... This guy wants to give me a ride and pay me 50 bucks for it!
"Hey, Julie, looks like my hitch hiking paid off... This guy wants to give me a ride and pay me 50 bucks for it!"

October 8, 2013
Our daughter's friends are total sluts... yet none of them will blow me.
"Our daughter's friends are total sluts... yet none of them will blow me."

October 7, 2013
Can I sleep here? My house is having an orgy and I can't find my bed.
"Can I sleep here? My house is having an orgy and I can't find my bed."

October 6, 2013
You totally flunked your exam, Anne. It looks like you need to have science beaten into you... Fucking is a lot like beaten in science.
"You totally flunked your exam, Anne. It looks like you need to have science beaten into you... Fucking is a lot like beaten in science."

October 5, 2013
My date has a huge dick... So start the shots and keep 'em comings until I feel no pain!
"My date has a huge dick... So start the shots and keep 'em comings until I feel no pain!"

October 4, 2013
Mom, I want to fuck... I mean, watch Netflix in the living room tonight.
"Mom, I want to fuck... I mean, watch Netflix in the living room tonight."

October 3, 2013
There's love at first sight, but I like blowjob at first sight best.
"There's love at first sight, but I like blowjob at first sight best."

October 2, 2013
Mom, now a days you're not supposed to be upset, you're supposed to show me how to fuck.
"Mom, now a days you're not supposed to be upset, you're supposed to show me how to fuck."

October 1, 2013
Dave has a 6 inch, Ralph has a 9 inch and you have a 7 inch cock? What's Ralph doing tonight?
"Dave has a 6 inch, Ralph has a 9 inch and you have a 7 inch cock? What's Ralph doing tonight?"


October 2013 Cartoons

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