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September 30, 2013
Stop! My vibrator! You just don't know how to make me cum!
"Stop! My vibrator! You just don't know how to make me cum! "

September 29, 2013
Ok, maybe we were rockin' a little too much during sex.
"Ok, maybe we were rockin' a little too much during sex. "

September 28, 2013
So, do I get the job?
"So, do I get the job? "

September 27, 2013
I told you she was hot.
"I told you she was hot."

September 26, 2013
Yes, your eyes definitely rolled into the back of your head... That mustíve been one hell of an orgasm.
"Yes, your eyes definitely rolled into the back of your head... That mustíve been one hell of an orgasm."

September 25, 2013
You've been in a coma for 2 years. I've since moved on, but I never banged another head against the ground during my orgasm.
"You've been in a coma for 2 years. I've since moved on, but I never banged another head against the ground during my orgasm."

September 24, 2013
I want a loan... I assume my credit is good?
"I want a loan... I assume my credit is good?"

September 23, 2013
This isn't going to work out, Jerome. I'm afraid of heights.
"This isn't going to work out, Jerome. I'm afraid of heights."

September 22, 2013
Genie: You have freed me... I am your genie, Iíll grant you your every desire.... Except sex. Man: Then get back in your bottle and stay there!
"Genie: You have freed me... I am your genie, Iíll grant you your every desire.... Except sex. Man: Then get back in your bottle and stay there!"

September 21, 2013
No, I donít wear glasses to see better. I wear them because Iím tired of getting cum in my eyes.
"No, I donít wear glasses to see better. I wear them because Iím tired of getting cum in my eyes."

September 20, 2013
My husband said to ask our neighbor for help... He didn't know I needed an orgasm.
"My husband said to ask our neighbor for help... He didn't know I needed an orgasm."

September 19, 2013
Sorry, it was such a good orgasm that I just grabbed onto your hair a teensy bit too tight.
"Sorry, it was such a good orgasm that I just grabbed onto your hair a teensy bit too tight."

September 18, 2013
Hi, honey, glad I brought Sue to college. It hasn't changed at all since I went here.
"Hi, honey, glad I brought Sue to college. It hasn't changed at all since I went here."

September 17, 2013
So, did you have fun at the party without me?... Bet it was boring. glad I didn't go.
"So, did you have fun at the party without me?... Bet it was boring. glad I didn't go."

September 16, 2013
Hey, wait! Iím counting more dicks than I should be!
"Hey, wait! Iím counting more dicks than I should be!"

September 15, 2013
Woman: Iím not just some whore who can be bought, Mr. Bankman! Man: Red Mercedes? Woman: I swallow you know.
"Woman: Iím not just some whore who can be bought, Mr. Bankman! Man: Red Mercedes? Woman: I swallow you know."

September 14, 2013
Oh, címon! Nobody ever gets caught trying to fuck on a busy subway in those XNXX vids!
"Oh, címon! Nobody ever gets caught trying to fuck on a busy subway in those XNXX vids!"

September 13, 2013
See that foxy babe with my boss?... Thatís the kind of girl you can pay to fuck you if study in college.
"See that foxy babe with my boss?... Thatís the kind of girl you can pay to fuck you if study in college."

September 12, 2013
Damn, I almost made it to you pulling off your shirt until I prematurely ejaculated.
"Damn, I almost made it to you pulling off your shirt until I prematurely ejaculated."

September 11, 2013
Oh, yeah, I forgot... I wonít be finishing out the school year so you might not get those Aís you've been fucking me for.
"Oh, yeah, I forgot... I wonít be finishing out the school year so you might not get those Aís you've been fucking me for."

September 10, 2013
Blow jobs are for B's, anal gets you Aís, dear.
"Blow jobs are for B's, anal gets you Aís, dear."

September 9, 2013
Our daughter sure reminds me of you at that age.
"Our daughter sure reminds me of you at that age."

September 8, 2013
Customer: Dick with a side of balls... To go. Woman: Daryl! Guy: But, honey, you said the customer is always right.
"Customer: Dick with a side of balls... To go. Woman: Daryl! Guy: But, honey, you said the customer is always right."

September 7, 2013
I'm Ed.
"I'm Ed."

September 6, 2013
There are some drawbacks to dating a blind chick.
"There are some drawbacks to dating a blind chick."

September 5, 2013
I let my boyfriend cum on my face and a little got on your pillows... I hope thatís not a big deal.
"I let my boyfriend cum on my face and a little got on your pillows... I hope thatís not a big deal."

September 4, 2013
I'm sorry, Bill, but I'm fucking your best friend tonight... The one you told I was just a fuck to pass the time...
"I'm sorry, Bill, but I'm fucking your best friend tonight... The one you told I was just a fuck to pass the time..."

September 3, 2013
Dancing for tips is hard work. Fucking is where the real money is.
"Dancing for tips is hard work. Fucking is where the real money is."

September 2, 2013
I need to make a withdrawal from the sperm bank... You'll do.
"I need to make a withdrawal from the sperm bank... You'll do."

September 1, 2013
Cocktails?
"Cocktails?"


September 2013 Cartoons

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