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August 31, 2013
Yo, bitch, rent is due, make sure you pay it in full.
"Yo, bitch, rent is due, make sure you pay it in full."

August 30, 2013
I thought we were supposed to be torturing her!
"I thought we were supposed to be torturing her! "

August 29, 2013
I don't get it! she has dildos and boys sneak in every night... But you bust me with one lousy joint!?
"I don't get it! she has dildos and boys sneak in every night... But you bust me with one lousy joint!? "

August 28, 2013
Yes, my slutty roommate is here somewhere... just follow the rubbers and cum drippings.
"Yes, my slutty roommate is here somewhere... just follow the rubbers and cum drippings."

August 27, 2013
Nothing cheers me up more than one of your ice cream sundae's.
"Nothing cheers me up more than one of your ice cream sundae's."

August 26, 2013
Don't bother waiting for me. I've got to bring up my grades with three professors.
"Don't bother waiting for me. I've got to bring up my grades with three professors."

August 25, 2013
Seriously, you're way too suspicious of me, dear... I see no reason you'd suspect I had an orgy while you were at work.
"Seriously, you're way too suspicious of me, dear... I see no reason you'd suspect I had an orgy while you were at work."

August 24, 2013
I'm going to have to dump Rick. Every time I ask him to cum on my face he declines... That's just mean.
"I'm going to have to dump Rick. Every time I ask him to cum on my face he declines... That's just mean."

August 23, 2013
Oh, that right, honey. You never heard that noise from me... That was an orgasm.
"Oh, that right, honey. You never heard that noise from me... That was an orgasm."

August 22, 2013
It's my list of things for you to do around the house... Give me an orgasm... And that's as far as I got.
"It's my list of things for you to do around the house... Give me an orgasm... And that's as far as I got."

August 21, 2013
Boy blows a load all over you... The least he can do is walk you to the door.
"Boy blows a load all over you... The least he can do is walk you to the door."

August 20, 2013
Suck my dick while I'm driving he says... Don't worry about it he says.
"Suck my dick while I'm driving he says... Don't worry about it he says."

August 19, 2013
So... I see your new boyfriend is keeping you happy.
"So... I see your new boyfriend is keeping you happy."

August 18, 2013
It's your friend from college. I don't like the looks of him.
"It's your friend from college. I don't like the looks of him."

August 17, 2013
This is hard... Can't I just suck your dick for a passing grade?
"This is hard... Can't I just suck your dick for a passing grade?"

August 16, 2013
I love this full service station.
"I love this full service station."

August 15, 2013
Don't worry, he's not a perv... He's my ex... He still doesn't believe me when I told him it really was him, not me.
"Don't worry, he's not a perv... He's my ex... He still doesn't believe me when I told him it really was him, not me."

August 14, 2013
I was hoping you could come over, Bob. We're just watching movies and... Oh, you think chic flicks are boring...
"I was hoping you could come over, Bob. We're just watching movies and... Oh, you think chic flicks are boring..."

August 13, 2013
I know this is chemistry class, Ms. Johnson, but I'm the Teacher, not you.
"I know this is chemistry class, Ms. Johnson, but I'm the Teacher, not you."

August 12, 2013
This dress says sexy but I want something that says I'll let you cum on my face.
"This dress says sexy but I want something that says I'll let you cum on my face."

August 11, 2013
It's $20 for babysitting, $200 if you want to me to fuck you and your husband.
"It's $20 for babysitting, $200 if you want to me to fuck you and your husband."

August 10, 2013
Thanks, bartender, but I asked for a 'whiskey' shot!
"Thanks, bartender, but I asked for a 'whiskey' shot!"

August 9, 2013
Cool car... You say it doesn't run on gas and I'm important to getting it running... Now?
"Cool car... You say it doesn't run on gas and I'm important to getting it running... Now?"

August 8, 2013
I was teaching him trigonometry until he whipped out his dick and taught me how to cum.
"I was teaching him trigonometry until he whipped out his dick and taught me how to cum."

August 7, 2013
Wear your hair back.. That way if Bill blows a load in your face at the party it won't be so embarrassing.
"Wear your hair back.. That way if Bill blows a load in your face at the party it won't be so embarrassing."

August 6, 2013
I sucked and fucked every one of my professors. I would have made the deans list if it wasn't for my straight female English teacher. The bitch gave mean F.
"I sucked and fucked every one of my professors. I would have made the deans list if it wasn't for my straight female English teacher. The bitch gave mean F."

August 5, 2013
You were doing great until you didn't swallow.
"You were doing great until you didn't swallow."

August 4, 2013
That dildo used to be me.
"That dildo used to be me."

August 3, 2013
Face it, Mr. Porter... You failed to pass the strip tease test with my nurse. You're impotent.
"Face it, Mr. Porter... You failed to pass the strip tease test with my nurse. You're impotent."

August 2, 2013
How about workin' on me for a while?
"How about workin' on me for a while?"

August 1, 2013
You were the one who wanted a threesome with him... Don't blame me if I'm enjoying it.
"You were the one who wanted a threesome with him... Don't blame me if I'm enjoying it."


August 2013 Cartoons

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