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July 31, 2013
I just sign dicks. Now I'm a star... Sometimes I wish I was still that nobody slut I used to be!
"I just sign dicks. Now I'm a star... Sometimes I wish I was still that nobody slut I used to be! "

July 30, 2013
I'm the reason for his smile.
"I'm the reason for his smile. "

July 29, 2013
Revenge! If it takes my whole life I'll get revenge! Turns out she wasn't kidding when she said she didn't want anal.
"Revenge! If it takes my whole life I'll get revenge! Turns out she wasn't kidding when she said she didn't want anal."

July 28, 2013
I just don't know if I can return to my wife after being with you. You better go back to her. Any woman who can fuck you more than once is worth keepin'!
"I just don't know if I can return to my wife after being with you. You better go back to her. Any woman who can fuck you more than once is worth keepin'!"

July 27, 2013
Alcohol, send up as much alcohol as the hotel has. Another girl on her honeymoon who married for power and money.
"Alcohol, send up as much alcohol as the hotel has. Another girl on her honeymoon who married for power and money."

July 26, 2013
Who knew riding the subway in Japan would be so much fun?
"Who knew riding the subway in Japan would be so much fun?"

July 25, 2013
So baby, how was your first black dick? I've had bigger, but then again, I did grow up on a cucumber farm.
"So baby, how was your first black dick? I've had bigger, but then again, I did grow up on a cucumber farm."

July 24, 2013
Sorry, I lost my dick in the divorce.
"Sorry, I lost my dick in the divorce."

July 23, 2013
I'm not going to lie to you, we're aliens. We're all one people, I don't care if you're from Mexico.
"I'm not going to lie to you, we're aliens. We're all one people, I don't care if you're from Mexico."

July 22, 2013
Well, I can see why my daughter likes you... You're a gentleman.
"Well, I can see why my daughter likes you... You're a gentleman."

July 21, 2013
I can tell you loved swallowing my cum... I might be deaf but I'm not dumb.
"I can tell you loved swallowing my cum... I might be deaf but I'm not dumb."

July 20, 2013
Amazing. I feel like we've fucked day. We started at midnight, what time is it? 12:01
"Amazing. I feel like we've fucked day. We started at midnight, what time is it? 12:01"

July 19, 2013
I'm a powerful senator, super rich and yet... My husband prefers you. Who's got the real power, bitch?
"I'm a powerful senator, super rich and yet... My husband prefers you. Who's got the real power, bitch?"

July 18, 2013
Our vows said, 'death do us part' it never said 'gang bang do us part'!
"Our vows said, 'death do us part' it never said 'gang bang do us part'!"

July 17, 2013
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I am baby, I am!
"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! I am baby, I am!"

July 16, 2013
Fetch me the dirtiest, stinking whore who will fuck people for money and ruin peoples lives for my own pleasure! I believe most senators are unavailable this late, sir.
"Fetch me the dirtiest, stinking whore who will fuck people for money and ruin peoples lives for my own pleasure! I believe most senators are unavailable this late, sir."

July 15, 2013
Doc, could you shoot some Novocaine in my pussy? My boyfriend's dick is huge.
"Doc, could you shoot some Novocaine in my pussy? My boyfriend's dick is huge."

July 14, 2013
My dildos! My dildos!
"My dildos! My dildos!"

July 13, 2013
I think we might have a future with the NSA.
"I think we might have a future with the NSA."

July 12, 2013
I'm a thespian. Dude, she's into chicks.
"I'm a thespian. Dude, she's into chicks."

July 11, 2013
But, honey, we both agreed everything tastes better fried.
"But, honey, we both agreed everything tastes better fried."

July 10, 2013
Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache.
"Not tonight, honey, I've got a headache."

July 9, 2013
Not yet, I haven't cum yet!
"Not yet, I haven't cum yet!"

July 8, 2013
I'll have Mable's cream pie. No, it's not cream pie. You get to cream pie in Mable, my waitress.
"I'll have Mable's cream pie. No, it's not cream pie. You get to cream pie in Mable, my waitress."

July 7, 2013
When I give an order, Private, I expect you to obey it... Now have multiple orgasms! Now!
"When I give an order, Private, I expect you to obey it... Now have multiple orgasms! Now!"

July 6, 2013
I was stung on my chest by bees, I should go to the doctor. You'll have to get by me first!
"I was stung on my chest by bees, I should go to the doctor. You'll have to get by me first!"

July 5, 2013
While I admit you're saving lives... But only female ones.
"While I admit you're saving lives... But only female ones."

July 4, 2013
Yes, I spied on all of humanity, but mostly just phone sex lines.
"Yes, I spied on all of humanity, but mostly just phone sex lines."

July 3, 2013
You were the worst first date ever... But your reason for a second date is very convincing.
"You were the worst first date ever... But your reason for a second date is very convincing."

July 2, 2013
She will be missed.
"She will be missed."

July 1, 2013
Why won't you go down on me anymore!? Michael Douglas! That's why!
"Why won't you go down on me anymore!? Michael Douglas! That's why!"


July 2013 Cartoons

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