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June 30, 2013
I had no choice but to fuck you to get this job, but I did have a choice to fuck your boss to get you fired.
"I had no choice but to fuck you to get this job, but I did have a choice to fuck your boss to get you fired."

June 29, 2013
But, dear, the 4th of July is Independence Day! I'm trying to be as independent as I can!
"But, dear, the 4th of July is Independence Day! I'm trying to be as independent as I can!"

June 28, 2013
What, I told you to suck it during our argument and you didn't... So I went out and found somebody who would.
"What, I told you to suck it during our argument and you didn't... So I went out and found somebody who would. "

June 27, 2013
She, I tosh you I could get free shinks.
"She, I tosh you I could get free shinks."

June 26, 2013
Say it again! Don't fire me... I'll do anything to keep my job!
"Say it again! Don't fire me... I'll do anything to keep my job!"

June 25, 2013
You're perfect for me... Rich, ambitious and so into work you'd never know I had 4 or 5 lovers on the side.
"You're perfect for me... Rich, ambitious and so into work you'd never know I had 4 or 5 lovers on the side."

June 24, 2013
I said talk dirty, not get dirty.
"I said talk dirty, not get dirty."

June 23, 2013
Not now, Burns, I'm dick-tating to my secretary.
"Not now, Burns, I'm dick-tating to my secretary."

June 22, 2013
Yes, I believe your contribution to this company is important and a 150% raise is in order.
"Yes, I believe your contribution to this company is important and a 150% raise is in order."

June 21, 2013
Is is this a bad time? They're about to play here comes the bride.
"Is is this a bad time? They're about to play here comes the bride."

June 20, 2013
This map says that just beyond those rocks is a treasure.
"This map says that just beyond those rocks is a treasure."

June 19, 2013
Make love? Listen, I'm here to fuck so try to find your dick inside your panties and use it properly.
"Make love? Listen, I'm here to fuck so try to find your dick inside your panties and use it properly."

June 18, 2013
It was weird... I was just standing here and looked down...
"It was weird... I was just standing here and looked down..."

June 17, 2013
Interracial sex... I'm having interracial sex. It's a tan, idiot!
"Interracial sex... I'm having interracial sex. It's a tan, idiot!"

June 16, 2013
My girlfriends will never believe I'm fucking a famous movie star.
"My girlfriends will never believe I'm fucking a famous movie star."

June 15, 2013
Yet, another possible theory on the invention of anal. Girl: Wait! Come back! I was just trying to make you jealous... He means nothing to me... he's a loser!
"Yet, another possible theory on the invention of anal. Girl: Wait! Come back! I was just trying to make you jealous... He means nothing to me... he's a loser!"

June 14, 2013
Why lawyers should never be hookers. Woman: You asked me to suck it, I agreed and gave it one suck... That ends our agreement.
"Why lawyers should never be hookers. Woman: You asked me to suck it, I agreed and gave it one suck... That ends our agreement."

June 13, 2013
I liked you better when you were part of my 12 man gang bang.
"I liked you better when you were part of my 12 man gang bang."

June 12, 2013
You're ugly, and stupid... Of course I want you to wear a condom.
"You're ugly, and stupid... Of course I want you to wear a condom."

June 11, 2013
When we got married I promised myself I'd be nothing but your slut wife... now, after the honeymoon, Iím thinking I might go back to school.
"When we got married I promised myself I'd be nothing but your slut wife... now, after the honeymoon, Iím thinking I might go back to school."

June 10, 2013
I have a few rules... No kissing, no touching, no looking... Actually, just give me the money and leave.
"I have a few rules... No kissing, no touching, no looking... Actually, just give me the money and leave."

June 9, 2013
Your play is weak... Maybe, you should retire.
"Your play is weak... Maybe, you should retire."

June 8, 2013
No, Janine, we're using a condom... I could never live knowing I had a child with someone who votes republican.
"No, Janine, we're using a condom... I could never live knowing I had a child with someone who votes republican."

June 7, 2013
It's empty... In fact, I think all the fluids in my body are gone.
"It's empty... In fact, I think all the fluids in my body are gone."

June 6, 2013
If you can my make eyes roll into the back of my head during sex... We'll talk about commitment then...
"If you can my make eyes roll into the back of my head during sex... We'll talk about commitment then..."

June 5, 2013
A possible theory on how fisting was invented. Girl: I can't feel it, Barry... do something to make me feel it or we are fucking finished!
"A possible theory on how fisting was invented. Girl: I can't feel it, Barry... do something to make me feel it or we are fucking finished!"

June 4, 2013
I don't mind sharing you with other women, but this take a number system is a little rude.
"I don't mind sharing you with other women, but this take a number system is a little rude."

June 3, 2013
Another theory on how anal was invented. Girl: Fuck it, you pussy... You are such an asshole... Make me feel it!
"Another theory on how anal was invented. Girl: Fuck it, you pussy... You are such an asshole... Make me feel it!"

June 2, 2013
I like to squirt chocolate syrup in with my cum... Makes it taste better.
"I like to squirt chocolate syrup in with my cum... Makes it taste better."

June 1, 2013
There's an obvious explanation for me being in our bed with another woman... I'm a dumb, horny, son of a bitch!
"There's an obvious explanation for me being in our bed with another woman... I'm a dumb, horny, son of a bitch!"


June 2013 Cartoons

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