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May 31, 2013
You're a good student... Dumb as a stump, but that's your problem.
"You're a good student... Dumb as a stump, but that's your problem."

May 30, 2013
This is a lot more fun not paying for it.. I wish I met you sooner, Iíd have saved a lot of money.
"This is a lot more fun not paying for it.. I wish I met you sooner, Iíd have saved a lot of money. "

May 29, 2013
 It was one orgasm... Donít let it go to your head!
" It was one orgasm... Donít let it go to your head! "

May 28, 2013
Guy 1: Well, it was his last request, warden. Guy 2: Yeh, but my wife?!
"Guy 1: Well, it was his last request, warden. Guy 2: Yeh, but my wife?! "

May 27, 2013
Guy: I need to move to another street.
"Guy: I need to move to another street."

May 26, 2013
Itís okay, I'm a cop... With the economy so bad, this is how you pay parking fines now.
"Itís okay, I'm a cop... With the economy so bad, this is how you pay parking fines now."

May 25, 2013
How blow jobs were invented. Guy: Gah! She wonít shut up... what if I stuck my dick in her mouth?
"How blow jobs were invented. Guy: Gah! She wonít shut up... what if I stuck my dick in her mouth?"

May 24, 2013
Hmm... describe how you were in bed... Did I ever tell you about the time I was mauled by a bear? Kinda like that.
"Hmm... describe how you were in bed... Did I ever tell you about the time I was mauled by a bear? Kinda like that."

May 23, 2013
Another possible theory of how dinosaurs went extinct. Guy: Hey, look dat... that way better than fuck dinosaur! Dinosaur: I'll kill myself!
"Another possible theory of how dinosaurs went extinct. Guy: Hey, look dat... that way better than fuck dinosaur! Dinosaur: I'll kill myself!"

May 22, 2013
You used your tax returns for a penis enlargement? You didn't get back much this year, did you?
"You used your tax returns for a penis enlargement? You didn't get back much this year, did you?"

May 21, 2013
I've been thinkiní... can we have a relationship where you just watch me fuck black guys but you still keep me as your trophy wife?
"I've been thinkiní... can we have a relationship where you just watch me fuck black guys but you still keep me as your trophy wife?"

May 20, 2013
A scene edited from the movie Ďpretty womaní. Girl: Sometimes I long for the good old days... Jerkiní some guy in a van, the smell of booze on the drunk who came all over my new skirt...
"A scene edited from the movie Ďpretty womaní. Girl: Sometimes I long for the good old days... Jerkiní some guy in a van, the smell of booze on the drunk who came all over my new skirt..."

May 19, 2013
You were amazing... I sorry I still learning English... What good word for fucking terrible?
"You were amazing... I sorry I still learning English... What good word for fucking terrible?"

May 18, 2013
How blow jobs were invented. Guy: Gah! She wonít shut up... what if I stuck my dick in her mouth?
"How blow jobs were invented. Guy: Gah! She wonít shut up... what if I stuck my dick in her mouth?"

May 17, 2013
Well, I am your maid, so I guess if your dick is dirty Iím obligated to clean it.
"Well, I am your maid, so I guess if your dick is dirty Iím obligated to clean it."

May 16, 2013
Please, Roger, donít be so borish. The in-crowd is now sticking their dicks up my ass for pleasure.
"Please, Roger, donít be so borish. The in-crowd is now sticking their dicks up my ass for pleasure."

May 15, 2013
In-out-in-out... Itís so simple, yet so fucking perfect!
"In-out-in-out... Itís so simple, yet so fucking perfect!"

May 14, 2013
Hi-ya, doc, this new gyno exam your nurse is having me do with him is much more fun that the usual exam.
"Hi-ya, doc, this new gyno exam your nurse is having me do with him is much more fun that the usual exam."

May 13, 2013
Donít worry about my boy-friend catching us... Heís a fuckiní pussy... Itís his 4 pit-bulls you gotta run like hell from.
"Donít worry about my boy-friend catching us... Heís a fuckiní pussy... Itís his 4 pit-bulls you gotta run like hell from."

May 12, 2013
Your friend seems nice, when can I get to know him better?
"Your friend seems nice, when can I get to know him better?"

May 11, 2013
You know the rules, Bob, no talking until I orgasm... Even if youíre not the one giving it to me.
"You know the rules, Bob, no talking until I orgasm... Even if youíre not the one giving it to me."

May 10, 2013
It is relaxing but are you sure this is how you give a massage?
"It is relaxing but are you sure this is how you give a massage?"

May 9, 2013
Guy: Youíre smart, funny, you make me want to be a better man... Thatís why I'm with you. Girl: You made me orgasm a couple of years ago... Thatís about it.
"Guy: Youíre smart, funny, you make me want to be a better man... Thatís why I'm with you. Girl: You made me orgasm a couple of years ago... Thatís about it."

May 8, 2013
Guy: Stop trying to stop, I'm almost there! Girl: Mfft! Mfft!
"Guy: Stop trying to stop, I'm almost there! Girl: Mfft! Mfft!"

May 7, 2013
Who knew slumming with the common man would lead me to an actual orgasm, Wellington?
"Who knew slumming with the common man would lead me to an actual orgasm, Wellington?"

May 6, 2013
Never mind what iím doing! How dare you cheat on me!?
"Never mind what iím doing! How dare you cheat on me!?"

May 5, 2013
Now what do I do? I was using you to make my boyfriend jealous but youíre better in the sack than he is!
"Now what do I do? I was using you to make my boyfriend jealous but youíre better in the sack than he is!"

May 4, 2013
My husband will be home any minute... Donít worry, I destroyed every ounce of courage he ever had after marriage.
"My husband will be home any minute... Donít worry, I destroyed every ounce of courage he ever had after marriage."

May 3, 2013
Well, weíre getting that new bed set... You were busy and I wanted one more fuck for old times sake.
"Well, weíre getting that new bed set... You were busy and I wanted one more fuck for old times sake."

May 2, 2013
You should be proud, youíll be getting your first ĎAí ever, Miss Finnster.
"You should be proud, youíll be getting your first ĎAí ever, Miss Finnster."

May 1, 2013
Being in an all girls school all of my life... I had no idea boys could ever be this fun.
"Being in an all girls school all of my life... I had no idea boys could ever be this fun."


May 2013 Cartoons

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