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April 30, 2013
This is quite a change for me being with you... Iím so used to having at least dick in my mouth too.
"This is quite a change for me being with you... Iím so used to having at least dick in my mouth too. "

April 29, 2013
 I just want you to know that if you donít have cash, I accept paypal.
" I just want you to know that if you donít have cash, I accept paypal. "

April 28, 2013
Your manager said to hit the showers... Thatís me, ĎTina Showersí.
"Your manager said to hit the showers... Thatís me, ĎTina Showersí. "

April 27, 2013
I'm dying to find out if your cum tastes like chocolate.
"I'm dying to find out if your cum tastes like chocolate. "

April 26, 2013
That was amazing! Make me orgasm again!
"That was amazing! Make me orgasm again!"

April 25, 2013
Girl: I thought pimps beat their girls to teach them lessons? Guy: Why shouldn't I have fun too?
"Girl: I thought pimps beat their girls to teach them lessons? Guy: Why shouldn't I have fun too?"

April 24, 2013
Wait! Iím a banker, take my trophy wife... Not my money!
"Wait! Iím a banker, take my trophy wife... Not my money!"

April 23, 2013
Donít mind me.
"Donít mind me."

April 22, 2013
Maybe youíre right... Thereís a time and a place for everything.
"Maybe youíre right... Thereís a time and a place for everything."

April 21, 2013
Great, here comes that cop again... Always on me for sex on the beach with girls, guys... that dolphin...
"Great, here comes that cop again... Always on me for sex on the beach with girls, guys... that dolphin..."

April 20, 2013
Could you speed it up? My next client is all ready here.
"Could you speed it up? My next client is all ready here."

April 19, 2013
The things I'll do to get laid.
"The things I'll do to get laid."

April 18, 2013
Wow, that mustíve been one long vow of abstinence!
"Wow, that mustíve been one long vow of abstinence!"

April 17, 2013
Um, Iím having second thoughts about actual sex.
"Um, Iím having second thoughts about actual sex."

April 16, 2013
I just have to send this to my bff, she wonít believe it... Let me just type ĎLOLí and we can continue...
"I just have to send this to my bff, she wonít believe it... Let me just type ĎLOLí and we can continue..."

April 15, 2013
Girl: I hope you donít mind that I asked a friend to join us. Guy: Well, I hate to be a party pooper... Okay.
"Girl: I hope you donít mind that I asked a friend to join us. Guy: Well, I hate to be a party pooper... Okay."

April 14, 2013
After I get out of the hospital, weíll get a real bed and youíll always be on the bottom.
"After I get out of the hospital, weíll get a real bed and youíll always be on the bottom."

April 13, 2013
Perform!
"Perform!"

April 12, 2013
Iím not your boyfriend... I just bribed your seeing eye dog to let me in.
"Iím not your boyfriend... I just bribed your seeing eye dog to let me in."

April 11, 2013
Girl: I canít drink anymore cum, I'm full as it is! Guy: All you bitches are the same, never can please a man!
"Girl: I canít drink anymore cum, I'm full as it is! Guy: All you bitches are the same, never can please a man!"

April 10, 2013
Anal? Well, I let you in the other holes... How bad could it be?
"Anal? Well, I let you in the other holes... How bad could it be?"

April 9, 2013
Still not fast enough... Looks like Iíll have to put it on over drive.
"Still not fast enough... Looks like Iíll have to put it on over drive."

April 8, 2013
Wait... I ain't drunk enough yet... I can still see you.
"Wait... I ain't drunk enough yet... I can still see you."

April 7, 2013
My ex is a career criminal... And he wonít let you rob me of an orgasm.
"My ex is a career criminal... And he wonít let you rob me of an orgasm."

April 6, 2013
My neighbor is going through a rough patch with women... The least we can do is let him watch.
"My neighbor is going through a rough patch with women... The least we can do is let him watch."

April 5, 2013
Heís blind, but not deaf, so try not to moan too loud.
"Heís blind, but not deaf, so try not to moan too loud."

April 4, 2013
Honey, this nice man is a vagina salesman... Heís just testing out my size for a new one.
"Honey, this nice man is a vagina salesman... Heís just testing out my size for a new one."

April 3, 2013
I just love it when the drunk college chicks canít pay their bar tabs with cash.
"I just love it when the drunk college chicks canít pay their bar tabs with cash."

April 2, 2013
Are you sure youíre a big time movie producer?
"Are you sure youíre a big time movie producer?"

April 1, 2013
Listen, Jolly Green, I'm starting to think asking you up to my place might have been a bad idea.
"Listen, Jolly Green, I'm starting to think asking you up to my place might have been a bad idea."


April 2013 Cartoons

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