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March 31, 2013
well, Juanita finished cleaning early and she asked if there was anything else I needed her for...
"well, Juanita finished cleaning early and she asked if there was anything else I needed her for..."

March 30, 2013
In-out, in-out, anyone ever tell you how boring you are?
"In-out, in-out, anyone ever tell you how boring you are? "

March 29, 2013
You really are lucky... Youíre the first guy Iíve ever fucked who didnít give me an STD.
"You really are lucky... Youíre the first guy Iíve ever fucked who didnít give me an STD. "

March 28, 2013
I was wrong... We need the lube.
"I was wrong... We need the lube."

March 27, 2013
Sorry I called you 29 and not your name... I fuck so many men that I usually remember by the day on the calendar.
"Sorry I called you 29 and not your name... I fuck so many men that I usually remember by the day on the calendar."

March 26, 2013
I know you said that you didnít want an immature whore for a secretary... I'm not... But we had matching outfits... I had to fuck him.
"I know you said that you didnít want an immature whore for a secretary... I'm not... But we had matching outfits... I had to fuck him."

March 25, 2013
I can tell youíre impressed by my love making since I replaced my dick with the Super Vibrator 2000.
"I can tell youíre impressed by my love making since I replaced my dick with the Super Vibrator 2000."

March 24, 2013
When I said youíre the first black lover I've had... I meant the first with a dick smaller than 12 inches.
"When I said youíre the first black lover I've had... I meant the first with a dick smaller than 12 inches."

March 23, 2013
You might want to work on your tug.
"You might want to work on your tug."

March 22, 2013
I changed my mind, I want to be his secretary.
"I changed my mind, I want to be his secretary."

March 21, 2013
Is it time for my coffee break, Mr. Bellfinger?
"Is it time for my coffee break, Mr. Bellfinger?"

March 20, 2013
I looked up that word you want us to be... monogamous.. Not really for me.
"I looked up that word you want us to be... monogamous.. Not really for me."

March 19, 2013
Your dicks are very average but two at a time make up for it.
"Your dicks are very average but two at a time make up for it."

March 18, 2013
See, as your neighbor, I was totally right to get that stripper for you while your wife is in the hospital due to that car accident.
"See, as your neighbor, I was totally right to get that stripper for you while your wife is in the hospital due to that car accident."

March 17, 2013
Nice tits.
"Nice tits."

March 16, 2013
Just give me the fucking orgasm without the theatrics.
"Just give me the fucking orgasm without the theatrics."

March 15, 2013
I look so hot in the mirror. Why am I fucking you?
"I look so hot in the mirror. Why am I fucking you? "

March 14, 2013
The reason you canít fuck my pussy is because youíre sticking your dick into my shemale balls... So, stop! It hurts!
"The reason you canít fuck my pussy is because youíre sticking your dick into my shemale balls... So, stop! It hurts!"

March 13, 2013
You told me to get to know your mom and sister better.
"You told me to get to know your mom and sister better."

March 12, 2013
My dead, ex-lover was beyond powerful in the sack! So, abandon all hope of pleasuring me.
"My dead, ex-lover was beyond powerful in the sack! So, abandon all hope of pleasuring me."

March 11, 2013
I canít believe Iím saying this but I hate group sex... I was waiting for one of you guys to turn down my offer.
"I canít believe Iím saying this but I hate group sex... I was waiting for one of you guys to turn down my offer."

March 10, 2013
Shit, I knew my ass was tight but not that tight!
"Shit, I knew my ass was tight but not that tight!"

March 9, 2013
Sex with you has cleared up my amnesia... I remember what an orgasm felt like because you didnít give me one.
"Sex with you has cleared up my amnesia... I remember what an orgasm felt like because you didnít give me one."

March 8, 2013
Youíre not upset that I have a dick... Youíre upset that itís bigger than yours?
"Youíre not upset that I have a dick... Youíre upset that itís bigger than yours?"

March 7, 2013
Oh, gees, you didnít swallow. Iíll have to mark your grades accordingly.
"Oh, gees, you didnít swallow. Iíll have to mark your grades accordingly."

March 6, 2013
Oh, man, this is way better than the lesbo stuff... Iím dumping my bitch tonight!
"Oh, man, this is way better than the lesbo stuff... Iím dumping my bitch tonight!"

March 5, 2013
You were right... This place is a real pick up joint.
"You were right... This place is a real pick up joint."

March 4, 2013
I donít care what youíre seeing. Common fucking courtesy is to knock before entering a room.
"I donít care what youíre seeing. Common fucking courtesy is to knock before entering a room."

March 3, 2013
Sorry, honey, I butt dialed you by mistake.
"Sorry, honey, I butt dialed you by mistake."

March 2, 2013
Oh, Reginald, we were wrong bringing this box and empty bottle into the mansion. It makes me feel like I must work for an orgasm.
"Oh, Reginald, we were wrong bringing this box and empty bottle into the mansion. It makes me feel like I must work for an orgasm."

March 1, 2013
You can go, Wallace... You may be the rich brother, but money ainít everything.
"You can go, Wallace... You may be the rich brother, but money ainít everything."


March 2013 Cartoons

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