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March 31, 2013

"well, Juanita finished cleaning early and she asked if there was anything else I needed her for..."

March 30, 2013

"In-out, in-out, anyone ever tell you how boring you are? "

March 29, 2013

"You really are lucky... You’re the first guy I’ve ever fucked who didn’t give me an STD. "

March 28, 2013

"I was wrong... We need the lube."

March 27, 2013

"Sorry I called you 29 and not your name... I fuck so many men that I usually remember by the day on the calendar."

March 26, 2013

"I know you said that you didn’t want an immature whore for a secretary... I'm not... But we had matching outfits... I had to fuck him."

March 25, 2013

"I can tell you’re impressed by my love making since I replaced my dick with the Super Vibrator 2000."

March 24, 2013

"When I said you’re the first black lover I've had... I meant the first with a dick smaller than 12 inches."

March 23, 2013

"You might want to work on your tug."

March 22, 2013

"I changed my mind, I want to be his secretary."

March 21, 2013

"Is it time for my coffee break, Mr. Bellfinger?"

March 20, 2013

"I looked up that word you want us to be... monogamous.. Not really for me."

March 19, 2013

"Your dicks are very average but two at a time make up for it."

March 18, 2013

"See, as your neighbor, I was totally right to get that stripper for you while your wife is in the hospital due to that car accident."

March 17, 2013

"Nice tits."

March 16, 2013

"Just give me the fucking orgasm without the theatrics."

March 15, 2013

"I look so hot in the mirror. Why am I fucking you? "

March 14, 2013

"The reason you can’t fuck my pussy is because you’re sticking your dick into my shemale balls... So, stop! It hurts!"

March 13, 2013

"You told me to get to know your mom and sister better."

March 12, 2013

"My dead, ex-lover was beyond powerful in the sack! So, abandon all hope of pleasuring me."

March 11, 2013

"I can’t believe I’m saying this but I hate group sex... I was waiting for one of you guys to turn down my offer."

March 10, 2013

"Shit, I knew my ass was tight but not that tight!"

March 9, 2013

"Sex with you has cleared up my amnesia... I remember what an orgasm felt like because you didn’t give me one."

March 8, 2013

"You’re not upset that I have a dick... You’re upset that it’s bigger than yours?"

March 7, 2013

"Oh, gees, you didn’t swallow. I’ll have to mark your grades accordingly."

March 6, 2013

"Oh, man, this is way better than the lesbo stuff... I’m dumping my bitch tonight!"

March 5, 2013

"You were right... This place is a real pick up joint."

March 4, 2013

"I don’t care what you’re seeing. Common fucking courtesy is to knock before entering a room."

March 3, 2013

"Sorry, honey, I butt dialed you by mistake."

March 2, 2013

"Oh, Reginald, we were wrong bringing this box and empty bottle into the mansion. It makes me feel like I must work for an orgasm."

March 1, 2013

"You can go, Wallace... You may be the rich brother, but money ain’t everything."