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February 28, 2013

"Wow, until you put that TV monitor on your chest, I never noticed what nice tits you got, babe."

February 27, 2013

"Wait! I was just about to cum! "

February 26, 2013

"Oooh babe, that was my most explosive orgasm yet... Babe.. Babe? "

February 25, 2013

"Just added some lube... It’s getting slippery back here... We might accidentally have anal."

February 24, 2013

"Ed meets the girl of his dreams. Thank you for letting me pay for dinner. Could you fuck me, cum on my face and leave before I wake up?"

February 23, 2013

"I’m sorry, but this is all the proof I have that your husband is flirting with me."

February 22, 2013

"You've been a really great secretary to me, Bernice... Which is why it’s hard for me to tell you that due to budget cuts, I have to let you go."

February 21, 2013

"You know how some guys give you their hearts? Well, Andy gave me his dick tonight."

February 20, 2013

"Whoops, sorry... It’s a press on."

February 19, 2013

"Oh, good, you brought beer... Let’s party... Oh, by the way, honey, you’re the party!"

February 18, 2013

"Dude, you look like you've seen a ghost! And judging by the wood in your pants, she was hot!"

February 17, 2013

"Aw, it’s cute! You’re my first white guy so I’ll have to get used to such a small dick."

February 16, 2013

"No, don’t be upset! I've got a big, black dick! I just haven’t unfolded it yet."

February 15, 2013

"We've got a peeping tomette watching... If we make this look fun, maybe she’ll want to join us."

February 14, 2013

"Happy Valentine’s Day... It’s made of solid chocolate."

February 13, 2013

"Remember how you told me if there was ever a problem in our sex life to tell you? Well, big, black dick guy in bed with us... Problem!"

February 12, 2013

"I understand we all have urges... But if you would just stop to read the warning labels..."

February 11, 2013

"I think I orgasmed right before that voyeur fell out of the tree. How bout you?"

February 10, 2013

"Well, this explains how all your female students get better math scores than Einstein."

February 9, 2013

"Guy: I told you I was "Big Tony" and "Little Tony" was in my pants. Guy's Dick: Hi-ya, toots!"

February 8, 2013

"Get married? Look at me.. Now look at you... And they say blondes are dumb."

February 7, 2013

"You’re fucking sleeping on this side of the bed!"

February 6, 2013

"Hi, Jill, Just calling to say I was thinking of you."

February 5, 2013

"Interracial sex is so hot right now... I feel just like a Kardashian!"

February 4, 2013

"Damn! I thought if we got married she’d forget about her ex boyfriend."

February 3, 2013

"Girl: Uh, my eyes are up here! Guy: Oh, please! I'm not here for your eyes... Like you’re not here for me."

February 2, 2013

"Never let it be said that we here at "Jones meat packing plant" that everything we do is equal opportunity."

February 1, 2013

"I'm a politician, all we do is lie... Look! I don’t even have a dick... It’s a press on."