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February 28, 2013
Wow, until you put that TV monitor on your chest, I never noticed what nice tits you got, babe.
"Wow, until you put that TV monitor on your chest, I never noticed what nice tits you got, babe."

February 27, 2013
Wait! I was just about to cum!
"Wait! I was just about to cum! "

February 26, 2013
Oooh babe, that was my most explosive orgasm yet... Babe.. Babe?
"Oooh babe, that was my most explosive orgasm yet... Babe.. Babe? "

February 25, 2013
Just added some lube... Itís getting slippery back here... We might accidentally have anal.
"Just added some lube... Itís getting slippery back here... We might accidentally have anal."

February 24, 2013
Ed meets the girl of his dreams. Thank you for letting me pay for dinner. Could you fuck me, cum on my face and leave before I  wake up?
"Ed meets the girl of his dreams. Thank you for letting me pay for dinner. Could you fuck me, cum on my face and leave before I wake up?"

February 23, 2013
Iím sorry, but this is all the proof I have that your husband is flirting with me.
"Iím sorry, but this is all the proof I have that your husband is flirting with me."

February 22, 2013
You've been a really great secretary to me, Bernice... Which is why itís hard for me to tell you that due to budget cuts, I have to let you go.
"You've been a really great secretary to me, Bernice... Which is why itís hard for me to tell you that due to budget cuts, I have to let you go."

February 21, 2013
You know how some guys give you their hearts? Well, Andy gave me his dick tonight.
"You know how some guys give you their hearts? Well, Andy gave me his dick tonight."

February 20, 2013
Whoops, sorry... Itís a press on.
"Whoops, sorry... Itís a press on."

February 19, 2013
Oh, good, you brought beer... Letís party... Oh, by the way, honey, youíre the party!
"Oh, good, you brought beer... Letís party... Oh, by the way, honey, youíre the party!"

February 18, 2013
Dude, you look like you've seen a ghost! And judging by the wood in your pants, she was hot!
"Dude, you look like you've seen a ghost! And judging by the wood in your pants, she was hot!"

February 17, 2013
Aw, itís cute! Youíre my first white guy so Iíll have to get used to such a small dick.
"Aw, itís cute! Youíre my first white guy so Iíll have to get used to such a small dick."

February 16, 2013
No, donít be upset! I've got a big, black dick! I just havenít unfolded it yet.
"No, donít be upset! I've got a big, black dick! I just havenít unfolded it yet."

February 15, 2013
We've got a peeping tomette watching... If we make this look fun, maybe sheíll want to join us.
"We've got a peeping tomette watching... If we make this look fun, maybe sheíll want to join us."

February 14, 2013
Happy Valentineís Day... Itís made of solid chocolate.
"Happy Valentineís Day... Itís made of solid chocolate."

February 13, 2013
Remember how you told me if there was ever a problem in our sex life to tell you? Well, big, black dick guy in bed with us... Problem!
"Remember how you told me if there was ever a problem in our sex life to tell you? Well, big, black dick guy in bed with us... Problem!"

February 12, 2013
I understand we all have urges... But if you would just stop to read the warning labels...
"I understand we all have urges... But if you would just stop to read the warning labels..."

February 11, 2013
I think I orgasmed right before that voyeur fell out of the tree. How bout you?
"I think I orgasmed right before that voyeur fell out of the tree. How bout you?"

February 10, 2013
Well, this explains how all your female students get better math scores than Einstein.
"Well, this explains how all your female students get better math scores than Einstein."

February 9, 2013
Guy: I told you I was
"Guy: I told you I was "Big Tony" and "Little Tony" was in my pants. Guy's Dick: Hi-ya, toots!"

February 8, 2013
Get married? Look at me.. Now look at you... And they say blondes are dumb.
"Get married? Look at me.. Now look at you... And they say blondes are dumb."

February 7, 2013
Youíre fucking sleeping on this side of the bed!
"Youíre fucking sleeping on this side of the bed!"

February 6, 2013
Hi, Jill, Just calling to say I was thinking of you.
"Hi, Jill, Just calling to say I was thinking of you."

February 5, 2013
Interracial sex is so hot right now... I feel just like a Kardashian!
"Interracial sex is so hot right now... I feel just like a Kardashian!"

February 4, 2013
Damn! I thought if we got married sheíd forget about her ex boyfriend.
"Damn! I thought if we got married sheíd forget about her ex boyfriend."

February 3, 2013
Girl: Uh, my eyes are up here! Guy: Oh, please! I'm not here for your eyes... Like youíre not here for me.
"Girl: Uh, my eyes are up here! Guy: Oh, please! I'm not here for your eyes... Like youíre not here for me."

February 2, 2013
Never let it be said that we here at
"Never let it be said that we here at "Jones meat packing plant" that everything we do is equal opportunity."

February 1, 2013
I'm a politician, all we do is lie... Look! I donít even have a dick... Itís a press on.
"I'm a politician, all we do is lie... Look! I donít even have a dick... Itís a press on."


February 2013 Cartoons

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