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January 31, 2013

"All right! All Right! I’ll quit asking for anal!"

January 30, 2013

"Wow, that was hot, my name’s Amber."

January 29, 2013

"Having a small dick isn't the end of the world. It is, however, the end of this date."

January 28, 2013

"And this is the islands penis god statue... Could you get your friend to stop licking the statue? They frown upon that."

January 27, 2013

"I’m sorry, I need to call my shrink. The sex was seriously awful and for the first time I feel like it wasn't my fault."

January 26, 2013

"Would you have an orgasm already! I was clean shavin’ when we started!"

January 25, 2013

"Crabs... That reminds me of something i need to tell you."

January 24, 2013

"I need to borrow an egg, neighbor."

January 23, 2013

"Trust me, this strap-on is harder and bigger..."

January 22, 2013

"Wait, I said that this was the worst date I've ever been on... I never said that I wouldn't fuck you."

January 21, 2013

"Damn-it, Bernice... I’m starting to get suspicious of you possible fooling around on me!"

January 20, 2013

"You love big tits... I’m starting to realize now why you booked advanced sessions with me everyday this year."

January 19, 2013

"Nobody laughs in my face when I ask to have an orgasm after he’s done."

January 18, 2013

"Things have gotten exciting around here since he added the hose nozzle."

January 17, 2013

"He was a thoroughbred in the sack... Then he permanently broke his dick... Shooting him was the humane thing to do."

January 16, 2013

"Your stock performance is in deep decline... I'm afraid I’m going to have to find some new investors."

January 15, 2013

"Funny how she always forgets my name but never yours."

January 14, 2013

"I'm sorry, but this constant reminder of your late ex makes me feel insignificant."

January 13, 2013

"Guy: That’s when I whipped my dick out and beat him to death with it, judge… Judge: He deserved it."

January 12, 2013

"My ex, all he wanted was anal."

January 11, 2013

"Guy: Does it really matter whose hole my dick goes in? Girl: Apparently Larry thought so."

January 10, 2013

"I'm getting the feeling you've been ignoring your wife."

January 9, 2013

"He liked sex rough… Apparently too rough."

January 8, 2013

"Girl: You’re a sex machine… Machine: Thank you."

January 7, 2013

"Go ahead, you’ll feel better after you throw up."

January 6, 2013

"You go on ahead, Dave, I need to see if this town fits me."

January 5, 2013

"Well, I was wondering why you were stiffer than usual."

January 4, 2013

"How chocolate cream pie was invented. Girl: Ooo baby, look at that cream pie… Chef: Hmm. "

January 3, 2013

"I have to report you, Jones… I turned down her advances so it’ll make me feel extra great doing it."

January 2, 2013

"Honey, I was mauled by a bear… Sorta… Three really studly lumber jacks."

January 1, 2013

"I like to bang white guys and get away from big dicks and constant orgasms every once in a while."