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January 31, 2013
All right! All Right! I’ll quit asking for anal!
"All right! All Right! I’ll quit asking for anal!"

January 30, 2013
Wow, that was hot, my name’s Amber.
"Wow, that was hot, my name’s Amber."

January 29, 2013
Having a small dick isn't the end of the world. It is, however, the end of this date.
"Having a small dick isn't the end of the world. It is, however, the end of this date."

January 28, 2013
And this is the islands penis god statue... Could you get your friend to stop licking the statue? They frown upon that.
"And this is the islands penis god statue... Could you get your friend to stop licking the statue? They frown upon that."

January 27, 2013
I’m sorry, I need to call my shrink. The sex was seriously awful and for the first time I feel like it wasn't my fault.
"I’m sorry, I need to call my shrink. The sex was seriously awful and for the first time I feel like it wasn't my fault."

January 26, 2013
Would you have an orgasm already! I was clean shavin’ when we started!
"Would you have an orgasm already! I was clean shavin’ when we started!"

January 25, 2013
Crabs... That reminds me of something i need to tell you.
"Crabs... That reminds me of something i need to tell you."

January 24, 2013
I need to borrow an egg, neighbor.
"I need to borrow an egg, neighbor."

January 23, 2013
Trust me, this strap-on is harder and bigger...
"Trust me, this strap-on is harder and bigger..."

January 22, 2013
Wait, I said that this was the worst date I've ever been on... I never said that I wouldn't fuck you.
"Wait, I said that this was the worst date I've ever been on... I never said that I wouldn't fuck you."

January 21, 2013
Damn-it, Bernice... I’m starting to get suspicious of you possible fooling around on me!
"Damn-it, Bernice... I’m starting to get suspicious of you possible fooling around on me!"

January 20, 2013
You love big tits... I’m starting to realize now why you booked advanced sessions with me everyday this year.
"You love big tits... I’m starting to realize now why you booked advanced sessions with me everyday this year."

January 19, 2013
Nobody laughs in my face when I ask to have an orgasm after he’s done.
"Nobody laughs in my face when I ask to have an orgasm after he’s done."

January 18, 2013
Things have gotten exciting around here since he added the hose nozzle.
"Things have gotten exciting around here since he added the hose nozzle."

January 17, 2013
He was a thoroughbred in the sack... Then he permanently broke his dick... Shooting him was the humane thing to do.
"He was a thoroughbred in the sack... Then he permanently broke his dick... Shooting him was the humane thing to do."

January 16, 2013
Your stock performance is in deep decline... I'm afraid I’m going to have to find some new investors.
"Your stock performance is in deep decline... I'm afraid I’m going to have to find some new investors."

January 15, 2013
Funny how she always forgets my name but never yours.
"Funny how she always forgets my name but never yours."

January 14, 2013
I'm sorry, but this constant reminder of your late ex makes me feel insignificant.
"I'm sorry, but this constant reminder of your late ex makes me feel insignificant."

January 13, 2013
Guy: That’s when I whipped my dick out and beat him to death with it, judge… Judge: He deserved it.
"Guy: That’s when I whipped my dick out and beat him to death with it, judge… Judge: He deserved it."

January 12, 2013
My ex, all he wanted was anal.
"My ex, all he wanted was anal."

January 11, 2013
Guy: Does it really matter whose hole my dick goes in? Girl: Apparently Larry thought so.
"Guy: Does it really matter whose hole my dick goes in? Girl: Apparently Larry thought so."

January 10, 2013
I'm getting the feeling you've been ignoring your wife.
"I'm getting the feeling you've been ignoring your wife."

January 9, 2013
He liked sex rough… Apparently too rough.
"He liked sex rough… Apparently too rough."

January 8, 2013
Girl: You’re a sex machine… Machine: Thank you.
"Girl: You’re a sex machine… Machine: Thank you."

January 7, 2013
Go ahead, you’ll feel better after you throw up.
"Go ahead, you’ll feel better after you throw up."

January 6, 2013
You go on ahead, Dave, I need to see if this town fits me.
"You go on ahead, Dave, I need to see if this town fits me."

January 5, 2013
Well, I was wondering why you were stiffer than usual.
"Well, I was wondering why you were stiffer than usual."

January 4, 2013
How chocolate cream pie was invented. Girl: Ooo baby, look at that cream pie… Chef: Hmm.
"How chocolate cream pie was invented. Girl: Ooo baby, look at that cream pie… Chef: Hmm. "

January 3, 2013
I have to report you, Jones… I turned down her advances so it’ll make me feel extra great doing it.
"I have to report you, Jones… I turned down her advances so it’ll make me feel extra great doing it."

January 2, 2013
Honey, I was mauled by a bear… Sorta… Three really studly lumber jacks.
"Honey, I was mauled by a bear… Sorta… Three really studly lumber jacks."

January 1, 2013
I like to bang white guys and get away from big dicks and constant orgasms every once in a while.
"I like to bang white guys and get away from big dicks and constant orgasms every once in a while."


January 2013 Cartoons

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