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December 31, 2012
Sorry, baby, but my New Yearís resolution was to give up dick. No hard feelings. Iíll let you jerk off to us screwing...
"Sorry, baby, but my New Yearís resolution was to give up dick. No hard feelings. Iíll let you jerk off to us screwing..."

December 30, 2012
Itís obvious why I wanted to fuck youÖ Iím tired of seeing bald heads go down on me.
"Itís obvious why I wanted to fuck youÖ Iím tired of seeing bald heads go down on me."

December 29, 2012
I tell all the guys Iím a virgin and just fuck them when I get my period.
"I tell all the guys Iím a virgin and just fuck them when I get my period."

December 28, 2012
Um... I need a pair of balls... My wife said I should grow a pair but I thought itíd be easier just to buy some.
"Um... I need a pair of balls... My wife said I should grow a pair but I thought itíd be easier just to buy some."

December 27, 2012
If you can out perform my vibrator tonight, I will consider a second date.
"If you can out perform my vibrator tonight, I will consider a second date."

December 26, 2012
That package is a vibrator... Wanna help me test it out?
"That package is a vibrator... Wanna help me test it out?"

December 25, 2012
Donít lie to me, Bill! Admit you made a pass at my wife tonight at the Christmas party!
"Donít lie to me, Bill! Admit you made a pass at my wife tonight at the Christmas party! "

December 24, 2012
Hurray, Santa got us big tits!
"Hurray, Santa got us big tits!"

December 23, 2012
Hey, Claus, canít you ever get my Christmas list right? I asked for three Asian chicks!
"Hey, Claus, canít you ever get my Christmas list right? I asked for three Asian chicks!"

December 22, 2012
Well, I was kissiní Santa Claus under the mistletoe, but one thing led to another...
"Well, I was kissiní Santa Claus under the mistletoe, but one thing led to another..."

December 21, 2012
You blew me for the pony I never got you when you were 7, what do you want for anal?
"You blew me for the pony I never got you when you were 7, what do you want for anal?"

December 20, 2012
Merry fucking Christmas, okay! I got you the stupid vibrator you wanted thus rendering me obsolete. Ho-ho-fucking-merry Christmas!
"Merry fucking Christmas, okay! I got you the stupid vibrator you wanted thus rendering me obsolete. Ho-ho-fucking-merry Christmas! "

December 19, 2012
He sees you when you're sleeping... Not he sees you and sleeps with you!
"He sees you when you're sleeping... Not he sees you and sleeps with you!"

December 18, 2012
Dude, I told her we were Santaís black affirmative action elves... Just go along with it.
"Dude, I told her we were Santaís black affirmative action elves... Just go along with it."

December 17, 2012
Youíre a huge asshole, you know that? No wonder Donald Trump asked for you.
"Youíre a huge asshole, you know that? No wonder Donald Trump asked for you."

December 16, 2012
I call it cock nog.
"I call it cock nog."

December 15, 2012
you jizzed all over me! This truly is the most wonderful time of the year.
"you jizzed all over me! This truly is the most wonderful time of the year."

December 14, 2012
I fucked your husband... But since I'm your marriage counselor, I thought Iíd stay and work through it with you.
"I fucked your husband... But since I'm your marriage counselor, I thought Iíd stay and work through it with you."

December 13, 2012
Yah know, it wasn't necessary for you to have some elves drop over and give me oral sex until you arrived, but thanks.
"Yah know, it wasn't necessary for you to have some elves drop over and give me oral sex until you arrived, but thanks."

December 12, 2012
Tíwas the night before Christmas and all through the house... Not a creature was stirring except the mother fucker whose ass Iím going to blow off for banging  my daughter.
"Tíwas the night before Christmas and all through the house... Not a creature was stirring except the mother fucker whose ass Iím going to blow off for banging my daughter."

December 11, 2012
You have been a good little secretary in lots of areas. On the printing machine, in the coffee room, my desk...
"You have been a good little secretary in lots of areas. On the printing machine, in the coffee room, my desk..."

December 10, 2012
Finally some black elves with big dicks... A girl gets tired of those tiny white elf dicks!
"Finally some black elves with big dicks... A girl gets tired of those tiny white elf dicks!"

December 9, 2012
I just had the craziest dream that a hoard of elves gang banged me.
"I just had the craziest dream that a hoard of elves gang banged me."

December 8, 2012
Donít do it! You said his dick tastes like candy... But as your doctor I must remind you that youíre a diabetic!
"Donít do it! You said his dick tastes like candy... But as your doctor I must remind you that youíre a diabetic!"

December 7, 2012
Santa, you tummy is like a bowl full of jelly, but your dick is like hard candy.
"Santa, you tummy is like a bowl full of jelly, but your dick is like hard candy."

December 6, 2012
Santa: BLOW-BLOW-BLOW! Girl: Again? Donít you have like shit to do for kids or something, Kris?
"Santa: BLOW-BLOW-BLOW! Girl: Again? Donít you have like shit to do for kids or something, Kris?"

December 5, 2012
I asked Santa for a giant Christmas dick!
"I asked Santa for a giant Christmas dick! "

December 4, 2012
...Vision of sugar plums are dancing in her head... Wait until she wonders how she got crabs.
"...Vision of sugar plums are dancing in her head... Wait until she wonders how she got crabs."

December 3, 2012
Iím actually here for your wife... Sheís a closet lesbo.
"Iím actually here for your wife... Sheís a closet lesbo."

December 2, 2012
Wow, you suck almost as good as my old prison cell mate Slasher.
"Wow, you suck almost as good as my old prison cell mate Slasher."

December 1, 2012
Look, my cock is telling you how much you mean to it.
"Look, my cock is telling you how much you mean to it."


December 2012 Cartoons

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