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December 31, 2012

"Sorry, baby, but my New Year’s resolution was to give up dick. No hard feelings. I’ll let you jerk off to us screwing..."

December 30, 2012

"It’s obvious why I wanted to fuck you… I’m tired of seeing bald heads go down on me."

December 29, 2012

"I tell all the guys I’m a virgin and just fuck them when I get my period."

December 28, 2012

"Um... I need a pair of balls... My wife said I should grow a pair but I thought it’d be easier just to buy some."

December 27, 2012

"If you can out perform my vibrator tonight, I will consider a second date."

December 26, 2012

"That package is a vibrator... Wanna help me test it out?"

December 25, 2012

"Don’t lie to me, Bill! Admit you made a pass at my wife tonight at the Christmas party! "

December 24, 2012

"Hurray, Santa got us big tits!"

December 23, 2012

"Hey, Claus, can’t you ever get my Christmas list right? I asked for three Asian chicks!"

December 22, 2012

"Well, I was kissin’ Santa Claus under the mistletoe, but one thing led to another..."

December 21, 2012

"You blew me for the pony I never got you when you were 7, what do you want for anal?"

December 20, 2012

"Merry fucking Christmas, okay! I got you the stupid vibrator you wanted thus rendering me obsolete. Ho-ho-fucking-merry Christmas! "

December 19, 2012

"He sees you when you're sleeping... Not he sees you and sleeps with you!"

December 18, 2012

"Dude, I told her we were Santa’s black affirmative action elves... Just go along with it."

December 17, 2012

"You’re a huge asshole, you know that? No wonder Donald Trump asked for you."

December 16, 2012

"I call it cock nog."

December 15, 2012

"you jizzed all over me! This truly is the most wonderful time of the year."

December 14, 2012

"I fucked your husband... But since I'm your marriage counselor, I thought I’d stay and work through it with you."

December 13, 2012

"Yah know, it wasn't necessary for you to have some elves drop over and give me oral sex until you arrived, but thanks."

December 12, 2012

"T’was the night before Christmas and all through the house... Not a creature was stirring except the mother fucker whose ass I’m going to blow off for banging my daughter."

December 11, 2012

"You have been a good little secretary in lots of areas. On the printing machine, in the coffee room, my desk..."

December 10, 2012

"Finally some black elves with big dicks... A girl gets tired of those tiny white elf dicks!"

December 9, 2012

"I just had the craziest dream that a hoard of elves gang banged me."

December 8, 2012

"Don’t do it! You said his dick tastes like candy... But as your doctor I must remind you that you’re a diabetic!"

December 7, 2012

"Santa, you tummy is like a bowl full of jelly, but your dick is like hard candy."

December 6, 2012

"Santa: BLOW-BLOW-BLOW! Girl: Again? Don’t you have like shit to do for kids or something, Kris?"

December 5, 2012

"I asked Santa for a giant Christmas dick! "

December 4, 2012

"...Vision of sugar plums are dancing in her head... Wait until she wonders how she got crabs."

December 3, 2012

"I’m actually here for your wife... She’s a closet lesbo."

December 2, 2012

"Wow, you suck almost as good as my old prison cell mate Slasher."

December 1, 2012

"Look, my cock is telling you how much you mean to it."