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November 30, 2012
Bruce, I don't believe it.. All these years you told me you were gay! Why?
"Bruce, I don't believe it.. All these years you told me you were gay! Why?"

November 29, 2012
We do trade ins... I like the trade you're offering... Take the Ferrari.
"We do trade ins... I like the trade you're offering... Take the Ferrari."

November 28, 2012
You don't mind if I squirt a little lemon, do you?
"You don't mind if I squirt a little lemon, do you?"

November 27, 2012
Of course youíre special... All 25 of the dads I baby-sit for are special to me.
"Of course youíre special... All 25 of the dads I baby-sit for are special to me."

November 26, 2012
Told yah I would just cum on your tits and not your face.
"Told yah I would just cum on your tits and not your face."

November 25, 2012
Trust me, dude, when she wakes up tomorrow, weíll all have a big laugh about this.
"Trust me, dude, when she wakes up tomorrow, weíll all have a big laugh about this."

November 24, 2012
I take it you liked how my boob job turned out, doc.
"I take it you liked how my boob job turned out, doc."

November 23, 2012
Is it important? Iím interviewing a possible new employee.
"Is it important? Iím interviewing a possible new employee."

November 22, 2012
You told me you were part of a rock band... You didnít say it was the private part!
"You told me you were part of a rock band... You didnít say it was the private part!"

November 21, 2012
Open wide! Here it comes! See how you like the taste or stay chained up!
"Open wide! Here it comes! See how you like the taste or stay chained up!"

November 20, 2012
The first official orgy. Oooo! Let stick dicks in dat instead!
"The first official orgy. Oooo! Let stick dicks in dat instead!"

November 19, 2012
Well, youíve convinced me... I'll stay for a night-cap.
"Well, youíve convinced me... I'll stay for a night-cap."

November 18, 2012
Honey, itís time for you to take your herpes medicine.
"Honey, itís time for you to take your herpes medicine."

November 17, 2012
Great, pizza! Iím starving... Do me a favor and take over for me while I grab some grub.
"Great, pizza! Iím starving... Do me a favor and take over for me while I grab some grub."

November 16, 2012
My professional assessment is you are clinically insane... but just insane about cock and thatís okay.
"My professional assessment is you are clinically insane... but just insane about cock and thatís okay."

November 15, 2012
Iím tired... I gotta take a break. I donít know how guys can keep that up so long.
"Iím tired... I gotta take a break. I donít know how guys can keep that up so long."

November 14, 2012
I donít feel your dick complaining about me having a dick.
"I donít feel your dick complaining about me having a dick."

November 13, 2012
Good thing this condom caught all my cum, huh!
"Good thing this condom caught all my cum, huh!"

November 12, 2012
Darling, I wanted our honey-moon to be perfect. my chauffeur will assist me tonight and anytime youíre in the mood.
"Darling, I wanted our honey-moon to be perfect. my chauffeur will assist me tonight and anytime youíre in the mood."

November 11, 2012
I know this looks bad, but would you believe she passed out right after we started fucking?
"I know this looks bad, but would you believe she passed out right after we started fucking?"

November 10, 2012
All my son wanted for his birthday was to fuck my trophy wife... Before you say anything... I know I spoil him.
"All my son wanted for his birthday was to fuck my trophy wife... Before you say anything... I know I spoil him."

November 9, 2012
She loves to fuck my huge dick and also loves to be kissed. But my lips canít reach her... Thatís where you come in.
"She loves to fuck my huge dick and also loves to be kissed. But my lips canít reach her... Thatís where you come in."

November 8, 2012
Your wife said that she wanted to be a plumber so I am teaching her how to clean pipes.
"Your wife said that she wanted to be a plumber so I am teaching her how to clean pipes."

November 7, 2012
Oh, sure, you and your friends want to dress like us teens to look young but then get pissed when I bang your friends? Not cool, mom!
"Oh, sure, you and your friends want to dress like us teens to look young but then get pissed when I bang your friends? Not cool, mom!"

November 6, 2012
Sorry, the orgy got pretty messy. if I find your clothes Iíll let you know.
"Sorry, the orgy got pretty messy. if I find your clothes Iíll let you know."

November 5, 2012
I think I'll go home with this beer bottle... I think it might satisfy me more than you.
"I think I'll go home with this beer bottle... I think it might satisfy me more than you."

November 4, 2012
All right! All right! The house in Paris and the jewels in Monte Carlo! Just tell me where you hid my Viagra!
"All right! All right! The house in Paris and the jewels in Monte Carlo! Just tell me where you hid my Viagra!"

November 3, 2012
Wow, a strap-on... kinky... listen, I was kinda rough on you the first time we had anal... I hope you can forgive me.
"Wow, a strap-on... kinky... listen, I was kinda rough on you the first time we had anal... I hope you can forgive me."

November 2, 2012
Sorry, honey, I guess I used too much lube and the dildo went way up your ass!
"Sorry, honey, I guess I used too much lube and the dildo went way up your ass!"

November 1, 2012
Gaah! Right as this young stud was about to get me off... You are hell bent on me never having an orgasm, aren't you?
"Gaah! Right as this young stud was about to get me off... You are hell bent on me never having an orgasm, aren't you?"


November 2012 Cartoons

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