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November 30, 2012

"Bruce, I don't believe it.. All these years you told me you were gay! Why?"

November 29, 2012

"We do trade ins... I like the trade you're offering... Take the Ferrari."

November 28, 2012

"You don't mind if I squirt a little lemon, do you?"

November 27, 2012

"Of course you’re special... All 25 of the dads I baby-sit for are special to me."

November 26, 2012

"Told yah I would just cum on your tits and not your face."

November 25, 2012

"Trust me, dude, when she wakes up tomorrow, we’ll all have a big laugh about this."

November 24, 2012

"I take it you liked how my boob job turned out, doc."

November 23, 2012

"Is it important? I’m interviewing a possible new employee."

November 22, 2012

"You told me you were part of a rock band... You didn’t say it was the private part!"

November 21, 2012

"Open wide! Here it comes! See how you like the taste or stay chained up!"

November 20, 2012

"The first official orgy. Oooo! Let stick dicks in dat instead!"

November 19, 2012

"Well, you’ve convinced me... I'll stay for a night-cap."

November 18, 2012

"Honey, it’s time for you to take your herpes medicine."

November 17, 2012

"Great, pizza! I’m starving... Do me a favor and take over for me while I grab some grub."

November 16, 2012

"My professional assessment is you are clinically insane... but just insane about cock and that’s okay."

November 15, 2012

"I’m tired... I gotta take a break. I don’t know how guys can keep that up so long."

November 14, 2012

"I don’t feel your dick complaining about me having a dick."

November 13, 2012

"Good thing this condom caught all my cum, huh!"

November 12, 2012

"Darling, I wanted our honey-moon to be perfect. my chauffeur will assist me tonight and anytime you’re in the mood."

November 11, 2012

"I know this looks bad, but would you believe she passed out right after we started fucking?"

November 10, 2012

"All my son wanted for his birthday was to fuck my trophy wife... Before you say anything... I know I spoil him."

November 9, 2012

"She loves to fuck my huge dick and also loves to be kissed. But my lips can’t reach her... That’s where you come in."

November 8, 2012

"Your wife said that she wanted to be a plumber so I am teaching her how to clean pipes."

November 7, 2012

"Oh, sure, you and your friends want to dress like us teens to look young but then get pissed when I bang your friends? Not cool, mom!"

November 6, 2012

"Sorry, the orgy got pretty messy. if I find your clothes I’ll let you know."

November 5, 2012

"I think I'll go home with this beer bottle... I think it might satisfy me more than you."

November 4, 2012

"All right! All right! The house in Paris and the jewels in Monte Carlo! Just tell me where you hid my Viagra!"

November 3, 2012

"Wow, a strap-on... kinky... listen, I was kinda rough on you the first time we had anal... I hope you can forgive me."

November 2, 2012

"Sorry, honey, I guess I used too much lube and the dildo went way up your ass!"

November 1, 2012

"Gaah! Right as this young stud was about to get me off... You are hell bent on me never having an orgasm, aren't you?"