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October 31, 2012

"C’mon, be honest, for an undead zombie... I was fucking on fire in the sack... Let’s go eat some brains. "

October 30, 2012

"Maybe I lost it killing some treasure hunting dickhead... I've heard of other cursed mummys losing their dicks like that."

October 29, 2012

"I like the big tits spell you gave me, Merlin... Don’t look up a big dick for yourself... Just a spell for a good looking stud."

October 28, 2012

"So, you say your dad’s hobby is cutlery?"

October 27, 2012

"You've got a great ass... Could I have it when you die? Frankenstein’s wife has let herself go."

October 26, 2012

"I was attracted at first... I guess because of the shear terror I felt when we met... But to find out you’re a gentle lover kinda ruined it for me."

October 25, 2012

"Again? That’s like the 20th time in one night! I knew I shouldn’t have put a man’s brain in your head!"

October 24, 2012

"Ghost or no ghost... She sucks dick way better than you!"

October 23, 2012

"Full moon! Get ready for some howlin’!"

October 22, 2012

"Okay, I realize that you’re a zombie and all with no brain... But shit! I aways thought suckin’ dick was instinctual."

October 21, 2012

"This is the biggest, black dick I could find... You seem unimpressed, Mrs. Frankenstein."

October 20, 2012

"My secretary is a prude... Got anything that can turn her into a total whore?"

October 19, 2012

"For a spooky Halloween... We are going to fuck a fat, ugly guy with a tiny dick."

October 18, 2012

"Do you do anything else besides haunts?"

October 17, 2012

"Suck blood, suck blood.... How about suckin’ some pussy ‘round here sometime, Vlad!"

October 16, 2012

"Don’t worry, I’m a good ghost... I won’t leave until I make you have an orgasm!"

October 15, 2012

"My pimp is offering 50% off a hand job if you use this card and get it punched 5 times until the offer lasts."

October 14, 2012

"I’m seeing double... Your twin sister is really hot."

October 13, 2012

"I don’t need an explanation, just tell me dinner will be ready on time."

October 12, 2012

"Let’s flip a coin... Heads, it’s anal and tails, it’s anal... I hope we end up having anal."

October 11, 2012

"hat’s a nice cock... Now let me show you mine."

October 10, 2012

"Jones, you’re fired. Ms.Apple swallows... Something you never were willing to do."

October 9, 2012

"If I don’t get the job will you at least validate my parking?"

October 8, 2012

"...But, honey-dove... You went to the store see... And you know I have a separation anxiety."

October 7, 2012

"I'm a whore first, teacher second... And the benefits are better."

October 6, 2012

"My boss was such an ass today, she totally fucked me... Well, I won’t tell you about it, I’ll just let out my anger through fuckin’!"

October 5, 2012

"I'd like to order a large pizza and a stud delivery man to finish this lousy fuckin’ I’m getting..."

October 4, 2012

"Sure, I’m sweet to look at... But if you don’t satisfy me, I’ll tear your dick off and give myself an orgasm with it."

October 3, 2012

"She’s just fucking you to make me jealous you know..."

October 2, 2012

"Hey, maybe you’re right... We should date other people."

October 1, 2012

"Dammit, it’s your girlfriend! she’ll want to join in.. Trust me... After all, she is also my daughter."