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October 31, 2012
Címon, be honest, for an undead zombie... I was fucking on fire in the sack... Letís go eat some brains.
"Címon, be honest, for an undead zombie... I was fucking on fire in the sack... Letís go eat some brains. "

October 30, 2012
Maybe I lost it killing some treasure hunting dickhead... I've heard of other cursed mummys losing their dicks like that.
"Maybe I lost it killing some treasure hunting dickhead... I've heard of other cursed mummys losing their dicks like that."

October 29, 2012
I like the big tits spell you gave me, Merlin... Donít look up a big dick for yourself... Just a spell for a good looking stud.
"I like the big tits spell you gave me, Merlin... Donít look up a big dick for yourself... Just a spell for a good looking stud."

October 28, 2012
So, you say your dadís hobby is cutlery?
"So, you say your dadís hobby is cutlery?"

October 27, 2012
You've got a great ass... Could I have it when you die? Frankensteinís wife has let herself go.
"You've got a great ass... Could I have it when you die? Frankensteinís wife has let herself go."

October 26, 2012
I was attracted at first... I guess because of the shear terror I felt when we met... But to find out youíre a gentle lover kinda ruined it for me.
"I was attracted at first... I guess because of the shear terror I felt when we met... But to find out youíre a gentle lover kinda ruined it for me."

October 25, 2012
Again? Thatís like the 20th time in one night! I knew I shouldnít have put a manís brain in your head!
"Again? Thatís like the 20th time in one night! I knew I shouldnít have put a manís brain in your head!"

October 24, 2012
Ghost or no ghost... She sucks dick way better than you!
"Ghost or no ghost... She sucks dick way better than you!"

October 23, 2012
Full moon! Get ready for some howliní!
"Full moon! Get ready for some howliní!"

October 22, 2012
Okay, I realize that youíre a zombie and all with no brain... But shit! I aways thought suckiní dick was instinctual.
"Okay, I realize that youíre a zombie and all with no brain... But shit! I aways thought suckiní dick was instinctual."

October 21, 2012
This is the biggest, black dick I could find... You seem unimpressed, Mrs. Frankenstein.
"This is the biggest, black dick I could find... You seem unimpressed, Mrs. Frankenstein."

October 20, 2012
My secretary is a prude... Got anything that can turn her into a total whore?
"My secretary is a prude... Got anything that can turn her into a total whore?"

October 19, 2012
For a spooky Halloween... We are going to fuck a fat, ugly guy with a tiny dick.
"For a spooky Halloween... We are going to fuck a fat, ugly guy with a tiny dick."

October 18, 2012
Do you do anything else besides haunts?
"Do you do anything else besides haunts?"

October 17, 2012
Suck blood, suck blood.... How about suckiní some pussy Ďround here sometime, Vlad!
"Suck blood, suck blood.... How about suckiní some pussy Ďround here sometime, Vlad!"

October 16, 2012
Donít worry, Iím a good ghost... I wonít leave until I make you have an orgasm!
"Donít worry, Iím a good ghost... I wonít leave until I make you have an orgasm!"

October 15, 2012
My pimp is offering 50% off a hand job if you use this card and get it punched 5 times until the offer lasts.
"My pimp is offering 50% off a hand job if you use this card and get it punched 5 times until the offer lasts."

October 14, 2012
Iím seeing double... Your twin sister is really hot.
"Iím seeing double... Your twin sister is really hot."

October 13, 2012
I donít need an explanation, just tell me dinner will be ready on time.
"I donít need an explanation, just tell me dinner will be ready on time."

October 12, 2012
Letís flip a coin... Heads, itís anal and tails, itís anal... I hope we end up having anal.
"Letís flip a coin... Heads, itís anal and tails, itís anal... I hope we end up having anal."

October 11, 2012
hatís a nice cock... Now let me show you mine.
"hatís a nice cock... Now let me show you mine."

October 10, 2012
Jones, youíre fired. Ms.Apple swallows... Something you never were willing to do.
"Jones, youíre fired. Ms.Apple swallows... Something you never were willing to do."

October 9, 2012
If I donít get the job will you at least validate my parking?
"If I donít get the job will you at least validate my parking?"

October 8, 2012
...But, honey-dove... You went to the store see... And you know I have a separation anxiety.
"...But, honey-dove... You went to the store see... And you know I have a separation anxiety."

October 7, 2012
I'm a whore first, teacher second... And the benefits are better.
"I'm a whore first, teacher second... And the benefits are better."

October 6, 2012
My boss was such an ass today, she totally fucked me... Well, I wonít tell you about it, Iíll just let out my anger through fuckiní!
"My boss was such an ass today, she totally fucked me... Well, I wonít tell you about it, Iíll just let out my anger through fuckiní!"

October 5, 2012
I'd like to order a large pizza and a stud delivery man to finish this lousy fuckiní Iím getting...
"I'd like to order a large pizza and a stud delivery man to finish this lousy fuckiní Iím getting..."

October 4, 2012
Sure, Iím sweet to look at... But if you donít satisfy me, Iíll tear your dick off and give myself an orgasm with it.
"Sure, Iím sweet to look at... But if you donít satisfy me, Iíll tear your dick off and give myself an orgasm with it."

October 3, 2012
Sheís just fucking you to make me jealous you know...
"Sheís just fucking you to make me jealous you know..."

October 2, 2012
Hey, maybe youíre right... We should date other people.
"Hey, maybe youíre right... We should date other people."

October 1, 2012
Dammit, itís your girlfriend! sheíll want to join in.. Trust me... After all, she is also my daughter.
"Dammit, itís your girlfriend! sheíll want to join in.. Trust me... After all, she is also my daughter."


October 2012 Cartoons

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