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September 30, 2012
The blond ones seem really dumb and are becomingextinct. What should I do? I know! Give 'em big boobs!
"The blond ones seem really dumb and are becomingextinct. What should I do? I know! Give 'em big boobs! "

September 29, 2012
I know this was your dream job but...
"I know this was your dream job but..."

September 28, 2012
Do you realize what this find means, Jones!!
"Do you realize what this find means, Jones!!"

September 27, 2012
Your honor, my client is suing the defendant for having a huge dick and now no normal dick will satisfy her.
"Your honor, my client is suing the defendant for having a huge dick and now no normal dick will satisfy her."

September 26, 2012
And you all scoffed at my tits! But now when you need them I'm you're my best friend!
"And you all scoffed at my tits! But now when you need them I'm you're my best friend!"

September 25, 2012
My girl dumped me because I kept accusing her of cheating on me with my friend Buck... When it was actually Fred... She found it insulting.
"My girl dumped me because I kept accusing her of cheating on me with my friend Buck... When it was actually Fred... She found it insulting."

September 24, 2012
He calls himself Jack the Ripper. I think it means he like to fuck hard. I think I'll see where this one goes.
"He calls himself Jack the Ripper. I think it means he like to fuck hard. I think I'll see where this one goes."

September 23, 2012
Let's face it, the sex was great but we're from two different worlds. It'd never work out.
"Let's face it, the sex was great but we're from two different worlds. It'd never work out."

September 22, 2012
Okay, wait... Not that it matters, but your positive you're stinking rich... I mean, absolutely positive and that bank statement is not falsified?
"Okay, wait... Not that it matters, but your positive you're stinking rich... I mean, absolutely positive and that bank statement is not falsified?"

September 21, 2012
I really want this girl to notice me... Is it possible to make my dick and muscles out of diamonds?
"I really want this girl to notice me... Is it possible to make my dick and muscles out of diamonds?"

September 20, 2012
Okay, I see now that I am pretty much caught fucking your sister... That this was a bad idea on my part.
"Okay, I see now that I am pretty much caught fucking your sister... That this was a bad idea on my part."

September 19, 2012
We reattached it... Next time you want to enlarge your dick to impress a girl... Don't go bungee jumping...
"We reattached it... Next time you want to enlarge your dick to impress a girl... Don't go bungee jumping..."

September 18, 2012
I want to fuck really bad but I think this might be a bad time.
"I want to fuck really bad but I think this might be a bad time."

September 17, 2012
If you were to be the greatest fuck of my life... My life sucks.
"If you were to be the greatest fuck of my life... My life sucks."

September 16, 2012
I knew this was a hopeless love affair... Fuck me for being such a fucking optimistic guy!
"I knew this was a hopeless love affair... Fuck me for being such a fucking optimistic guy!"

September 15, 2012
Oh, I see you met Buck... he's in porn.
"Oh, I see you met Buck... he's in porn."

September 14, 2012
I'm your new boss, I'm gay and I expect you to do your job. I quit.
"I'm your new boss, I'm gay and I expect you to do your job. I quit."

September 13, 2012
My mother always told me I had terrible taste in women... I can't even pick women!
"My mother always told me I had terrible taste in women... I can't even pick women!"

September 12, 2012
With the economy in the tank I had to give up hookers... life ain't worth living!
"With the economy in the tank I had to give up hookers... life ain't worth living!"

September 11, 2012
This is making me really horny, sir.
"This is making me really horny, sir."

September 10, 2012


September 9, 2012
Aw, how cute! I want one! I want a bigger one! He is a gateway penis.
"Aw, how cute! I want one! I want a bigger one! He is a gateway penis."

September 8, 2012
This is extremely rare, I've never seen such beautiful stars... Knock it off, Allen, I know you are watching the lesbians in the apartment across the street.
"This is extremely rare, I've never seen such beautiful stars... Knock it off, Allen, I know you are watching the lesbians in the apartment across the street."

September 7, 2012
Nobody will disturb us... I have a dildo shaped phone... It's always set on vibrate.
"Nobody will disturb us... I have a dildo shaped phone... It's always set on vibrate."

September 6, 2012
I'll start on the boobs and finish the rest later.
"I'll start on the boobs and finish the rest later."

September 5, 2012
That's not what assets are, miss.
"That's not what assets are, miss."

September 4, 2012
I told you I was working on my lap... I never said laptop.
"I told you I was working on my lap... I never said laptop."

September 3, 2012
No, you only call 911 for emergencies... not because of painful anal, hon.
"No, you only call 911 for emergencies... not because of painful anal, hon."

September 2, 2012
The fall of the amazons. Am I the only one feeling horny?
"The fall of the amazons. Am I the only one feeling horny?"

September 1, 2012
You said you never talked to our neighbor. I didn't... we just fucked all the time.
"You said you never talked to our neighbor. I didn't... we just fucked all the time. "


September 2012 Cartoons

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