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August 31, 2012
Itís not a wedding ring... Itís a cock ring.
"Itís not a wedding ring... Itís a cock ring. "

August 30, 2012
We've got a problem...
"We've got a problem..."

August 29, 2012
I object your honor... I believe the defense is trying to buy the jury off!
"I object your honor... I believe the defense is trying to buy the jury off!"

August 28, 2012
All he does all day is jerk off to porn... Whatís his problem?
"All he does all day is jerk off to porn... Whatís his problem?"

August 27, 2012
First thing you need to learn is to not giggle when I unbutton my blouse.
"First thing you need to learn is to not giggle when I unbutton my blouse."

August 26, 2012
I knew curiosity killed them... Didn't know about bi-curiosity.
"I knew curiosity killed them... Didn't know about bi-curiosity."

August 25, 2012
Iím just saying, Jones, maybe we could merge our two companies...
"Iím just saying, Jones, maybe we could merge our two companies..."

August 24, 2012
Ba-dee-ah, ba-dee-ah, buh thatís all folks... Every fucking time? Enough all ready!
"Ba-dee-ah, ba-dee-ah, buh thatís all folks... Every fucking time? Enough all ready!"

August 23, 2012
Somebody call to fix a flat?
"Somebody call to fix a flat?"

August 22, 2012
Thereís a pack of alley cats outside the window trying to get in here... And you told me you werenít a slutty whore!
"Thereís a pack of alley cats outside the window trying to get in here... And you told me you werenít a slutty whore!"

August 21, 2012
Flirty? I'm not being flirty.
"Flirty? I'm not being flirty."

August 20, 2012
I think there is a wolf in sheep's clothing among us!
"I think there is a wolf in sheep's clothing among us!"

August 19, 2012
When I was screaming fuck that pussy, fuck that pussy... I didnít mean you, Fluffy. Iím still not coming out under the bed.
"When I was screaming fuck that pussy, fuck that pussy... I didnít mean you, Fluffy. Iím still not coming out under the bed."

August 18, 2012
It was love a first site... Granted, it took about 2 hours before I realized she had a pretty face too.
"It was love a first site... Granted, it took about 2 hours before I realized she had a pretty face too."

August 17, 2012
Iím a workaholic hooker... I canít help but take my work home with me.
"Iím a workaholic hooker... I canít help but take my work home with me."

August 16, 2012
Hey, I can suck dick too... Why am I getting tossed into the volcano?!
"Hey, I can suck dick too... Why am I getting tossed into the volcano?!"

August 15, 2012
Anything you say can be used against you. Iíll suck your dick if you let me go... Let me find the keys to these handcuffs.
"Anything you say can be used against you. Iíll suck your dick if you let me go... Let me find the keys to these handcuffs."

August 14, 2012
Before I prescribe Viagra to you, I want to make sure you really need it...
"Before I prescribe Viagra to you, I want to make sure you really need it..."

August 13, 2012
Sh-she seduced me... Told me to come over to this wall...
"Sh-she seduced me... Told me to come over to this wall..."

August 12, 2012
Sometimes I think you re-gift for my birthday presents.
"Sometimes I think you re-gift for my birthday presents."

August 11, 2012
She was giving me a handjob and everything was great, doc... Then she put her mouth around it and my dick just melted!
"She was giving me a handjob and everything was great, doc... Then she put her mouth around it and my dick just melted!"

August 10, 2012
The perks of having superman and his x-ray vision as your wing-man. Nice jugs... tight ass... ew-fat ass
"The perks of having superman and his x-ray vision as your wing-man. Nice jugs... tight ass... ew-fat ass"

August 9, 2012
Okay, so we can all agree that Lucy takes romance book club too seriously.
"Okay, so we can all agree that Lucy takes romance book club too seriously."

August 8, 2012
Wow! A... whip and chains... Oh, Roger! Itís the gift that keeps on giving, dear.
"Wow! A... whip and chains... Oh, Roger! Itís the gift that keeps on giving, dear."

August 7, 2012
Get ready to see the largest collection of condoms ever!
"Get ready to see the largest collection of condoms ever!"

August 6, 2012
No, Rodney, you fuckin perv! Cheer up, Rod... Not everybody is ready for a collar and leash.
"No, Rodney, you fuckin perv! Cheer up, Rod... Not everybody is ready for a collar and leash."

August 5, 2012
Okay, but if her name isn't Penny... You're in trouble, Roger!
"Okay, but if her name isn't Penny... You're in trouble, Roger!"

August 4, 2012
Iíll suck you good... But finishing you off is going to cost extra... My insurance rates just went up.
"Iíll suck you good... But finishing you off is going to cost extra... My insurance rates just went up."

August 3, 2012
All I know is my boyfriend said heís bringing home a film star that wants to get to know me better... I hope its Brad Pitt!
"All I know is my boyfriend said heís bringing home a film star that wants to get to know me better... I hope its Brad Pitt!"

August 2, 2012
But honey, I told you I was going pole dancing.
"But honey, I told you I was going pole dancing. "

August 1, 2012
I gave you money for an Ipod touch.I decided on another touch device.
"I gave you money for an Ipod touch.I decided on another touch device. "


August 2012 Cartoons

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