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August 31, 2012

"It’s not a wedding ring... It’s a cock ring. "

August 30, 2012

"We've got a problem..."

August 29, 2012

"I object your honor... I believe the defense is trying to buy the jury off!"

August 28, 2012

"All he does all day is jerk off to porn... What’s his problem?"

August 27, 2012

"First thing you need to learn is to not giggle when I unbutton my blouse."

August 26, 2012

"I knew curiosity killed them... Didn't know about bi-curiosity."

August 25, 2012

"I’m just saying, Jones, maybe we could merge our two companies..."

August 24, 2012

"Ba-dee-ah, ba-dee-ah, buh that’s all folks... Every fucking time? Enough all ready!"

August 23, 2012

"Somebody call to fix a flat?"

August 22, 2012

"There’s a pack of alley cats outside the window trying to get in here... And you told me you weren’t a slutty whore!"

August 21, 2012

"Flirty? I'm not being flirty."

August 20, 2012

"I think there is a wolf in sheep's clothing among us!"

August 19, 2012

"When I was screaming fuck that pussy, fuck that pussy... I didn’t mean you, Fluffy. I’m still not coming out under the bed."

August 18, 2012

"It was love a first site... Granted, it took about 2 hours before I realized she had a pretty face too."

August 17, 2012

"I’m a workaholic hooker... I can’t help but take my work home with me."

August 16, 2012

"Hey, I can suck dick too... Why am I getting tossed into the volcano?!"

August 15, 2012

"Anything you say can be used against you. I’ll suck your dick if you let me go... Let me find the keys to these handcuffs."

August 14, 2012

"Before I prescribe Viagra to you, I want to make sure you really need it..."

August 13, 2012

"Sh-she seduced me... Told me to come over to this wall..."

August 12, 2012

"Sometimes I think you re-gift for my birthday presents."

August 11, 2012

"She was giving me a handjob and everything was great, doc... Then she put her mouth around it and my dick just melted!"

August 10, 2012

"The perks of having superman and his x-ray vision as your wing-man. Nice jugs... tight ass... ew-fat ass"

August 9, 2012

"Okay, so we can all agree that Lucy takes romance book club too seriously."

August 8, 2012

"Wow! A... whip and chains... Oh, Roger! It’s the gift that keeps on giving, dear."

August 7, 2012

"Get ready to see the largest collection of condoms ever!"

August 6, 2012

"No, Rodney, you fuckin perv! Cheer up, Rod... Not everybody is ready for a collar and leash."

August 5, 2012

"Okay, but if her name isn't Penny... You're in trouble, Roger!"

August 4, 2012

"I’ll suck you good... But finishing you off is going to cost extra... My insurance rates just went up."

August 3, 2012

"All I know is my boyfriend said he’s bringing home a film star that wants to get to know me better... I hope its Brad Pitt!"

August 2, 2012

"But honey, I told you I was going pole dancing. "

August 1, 2012

"I gave you money for an Ipod touch.I decided on another touch device. "