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July 31, 2012

"I had no idea the custom in this country was for the father of the groom to prepare the bride for marriage."

July 30, 2012

"Please tell me your mom is one of those slutty whores who is going to teach you how to fuck me."

July 29, 2012

"I am so stinking drunk right now... I’ve never fucked a pink elephant before so go easy on me, pinky."

July 28, 2012

"I need a man to desire not just my body but also my mind. Sure. How do I fuck that? Through the nose or your ear?"

July 27, 2012

"Would you leave me if I had my fake boobs removed? No, if your intention is to get bigger ones."

July 26, 2012

"I just want to thank the person who decided on co-ed showers."

July 25, 2012

"Ok, you might not be a lesbian now... But I promise, after we do it, you will be!"

July 24, 2012

"Dad, when did you get out of prison?"

July 23, 2012

"See how easy it is for me to leave my wife for you?"

July 22, 2012

"Just admit you’re a girl! That’s not a dick, it’s a lincoln log!"

July 21, 2012

"I-I think I just heard my husband’s car pull in! That’s cool. I'm bi-sexual."

July 20, 2012

"I see you've gained weight... I bet you’re regretting the tatoo that says big deal on your ass."

July 19, 2012

"Sex? Thanks, but I just did it with Miss July while you were brushing your teeth."

July 18, 2012

"Next time, after we have sex on the beach... Throw the sandy lube away!"

July 17, 2012

"In the banking business, we call what we just did, forclosing on the customer."

July 16, 2012

"Object may appear larger inside your mouth... Clever tattoo."

July 15, 2012

"No, I’m not leaving because you have a tiny dick... Your personality is pretty small too."

July 14, 2012

"It’s midnight in the park... I thought I’d find you here. That’s what I get for marrying a prostitute."

July 13, 2012

"I’m not upset about the girl, Roger... I’m upset because you promised to stick to your diet!"

July 12, 2012

"Are you sure you didn't hit your head in that accident? I ask because for as long as I've know you... You've been gay."

July 11, 2012

"I told you, Miss Bently... none of my students get special treatment... Unless they put out, of course."

July 10, 2012

"Step-daughter, honey... Step-daughter... Stop trying to make me out to be creepy."

July 9, 2012

"She’s just been sitting there in shock for the past hour. You just never know how a girl will react to blowing a load in her face."

July 8, 2012

"You’re my first white girl... So far... Not impressed."

July 7, 2012

"I’ve never been with a female body-builder before... I have to say, having your boob muscles jerk me off is impressive."

July 6, 2012

"What’s up with your husband and giving only one orgasm?"

July 5, 2012

"I’ll suck it, but the next pizza you deliver, you better bring change for a twenty dollar bill."

July 4, 2012

"Too bad I don’t hand out grades for whores... You’d get an A ."

July 3, 2012

"No, I love your boobs... But my eyes are not as good as they used to be... So enhancing them might be a good idea."

July 2, 2012

"Seriously, ever since you got that penis enlargement you haven’t touched me."

July 1, 2012

"I’m tired tonight. Can’t you just jack-off and cum on my face?"