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July 31, 2012
I had no idea the custom in this country was for the father of the groom to  prepare the bride for marriage.
"I had no idea the custom in this country was for the father of the groom to prepare the bride for marriage."

July 30, 2012
Please tell me your mom is one of those slutty whores who is going to teach you how to fuck me.
"Please tell me your mom is one of those slutty whores who is going to teach you how to fuck me."

July 29, 2012
I am so stinking drunk right now... Iíve never fucked a pink elephant before so go easy on me, pinky.
"I am so stinking drunk right now... Iíve never fucked a pink elephant before so go easy on me, pinky."

July 28, 2012
I need a man to desire not just my body but also my mind. Sure. How do I fuck that? Through the nose or your ear?
"I need a man to desire not just my body but also my mind. Sure. How do I fuck that? Through the nose or your ear?"

July 27, 2012
Would you leave me if I had my fake boobs removed? No, if your intention is to get bigger ones.
"Would you leave me if I had my fake boobs removed? No, if your intention is to get bigger ones."

July 26, 2012
I just want to thank the person who decided on co-ed showers.
"I just want to thank the person who decided on co-ed showers."

July 25, 2012
Ok, you might not be a lesbian now... But I promise, after we do it, you will be!
"Ok, you might not be a lesbian now... But I promise, after we do it, you will be!"

July 24, 2012
Dad, when did you get out of prison?
"Dad, when did you get out of prison?"

July 23, 2012
See how easy it is for me to leave my wife for you?
"See how easy it is for me to leave my wife for you?"

July 22, 2012
Just admit youíre a girl! Thatís not a dick, itís a lincoln log!
"Just admit youíre a girl! Thatís not a dick, itís a lincoln log!"

July 21, 2012
I-I think I just heard my husbandís car pull in! Thatís cool. I'm bi-sexual.
"I-I think I just heard my husbandís car pull in! Thatís cool. I'm bi-sexual."

July 20, 2012
I see you've gained weight... I bet youíre regretting the tatoo that says big deal on your ass.
"I see you've gained weight... I bet youíre regretting the tatoo that says big deal on your ass."

July 19, 2012
Sex? Thanks, but I just did it with Miss July while you were brushing your teeth.
"Sex? Thanks, but I just did it with Miss July while you were brushing your teeth."

July 18, 2012
Next time, after we have sex on the beach... Throw the sandy lube away!
"Next time, after we have sex on the beach... Throw the sandy lube away!"

July 17, 2012
In the banking business, we call what we just did, forclosing on the customer.
"In the banking business, we call what we just did, forclosing on the customer."

July 16, 2012
Object may appear larger inside your mouth... Clever tattoo.
"Object may appear larger inside your mouth... Clever tattoo."

July 15, 2012
No, Iím not leaving because you have a tiny dick... Your personality is pretty small too.
"No, Iím not leaving because you have a tiny dick... Your personality is pretty small too."

July 14, 2012
Itís midnight in the park... I thought Iíd find you here. Thatís what I get for marrying a prostitute.
"Itís midnight in the park... I thought Iíd find you here. Thatís what I get for marrying a prostitute."

July 13, 2012
Iím not upset about the girl, Roger... Iím upset because you promised to stick to your diet!
"Iím not upset about the girl, Roger... Iím upset because you promised to stick to your diet!"

July 12, 2012
Are you sure you didn't hit your head in that accident? I ask because for as long as I've know you... You've been gay.
"Are you sure you didn't hit your head in that accident? I ask because for as long as I've know you... You've been gay."

July 11, 2012
I told you, Miss Bently... none of my students get special treatment... Unless they put out, of course.
"I told you, Miss Bently... none of my students get special treatment... Unless they put out, of course."

July 10, 2012
Step-daughter, honey... Step-daughter... Stop trying to make me out to be creepy.
"Step-daughter, honey... Step-daughter... Stop trying to make me out to be creepy."

July 9, 2012
Sheís just been sitting there in shock for the past hour. You just never know how a girl will react to blowing a load in her face.
"Sheís just been sitting there in shock for the past hour. You just never know how a girl will react to blowing a load in her face."

July 8, 2012
Youíre my first white girl... So far... Not impressed.
"Youíre my first white girl... So far... Not impressed."

July 7, 2012
Iíve never been with a female body-builder before... I have to say, having your boob muscles jerk me off is impressive.
"Iíve never been with a female body-builder before... I have to say, having your boob muscles jerk me off is impressive."

July 6, 2012
Whatís up with your husband and giving only one orgasm?
"Whatís up with your husband and giving only one orgasm?"

July 5, 2012
Iíll suck it, but the next pizza you deliver, you better bring change for a twenty dollar bill.
"Iíll suck it, but the next pizza you deliver, you better bring change for a twenty dollar bill."

July 4, 2012
Too bad I donít hand out grades for whores... Youíd get an A .
"Too bad I donít hand out grades for whores... Youíd get an A ."

July 3, 2012
No, I love your boobs... But my eyes are not as good as they used to be... So enhancing them might be a good idea.
"No, I love your boobs... But my eyes are not as good as they used to be... So enhancing them might be a good idea."

July 2, 2012
Seriously, ever since you got that penis enlargement you havenít touched me.
"Seriously, ever since you got that penis enlargement you havenít touched me."

July 1, 2012
Iím tired tonight. Canít you just jack-off and cum on my face?
"Iím tired tonight. Canít you just jack-off and cum on my face?"


July 2012 Cartoons

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