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June 30, 2012
Just gimme your fuckiní muffin and go home if youíre not really interested in helping the needy like I am.
"Just gimme your fuckiní muffin and go home if youíre not really interested in helping the needy like I am."

June 29, 2012
Wow, that was amazing! At first, you seemed to want to quit, but then you stiffened right up and we went at it for days!
"Wow, that was amazing! At first, you seemed to want to quit, but then you stiffened right up and we went at it for days!"

June 28, 2012
Thereís never been a good time to tell you this... But Iím seeing somebody else.
"Thereís never been a good time to tell you this... But Iím seeing somebody else."

June 27, 2012
Damn it, Helen! Every time you see me being happy, you come along and crush my mood!
"Damn it, Helen! Every time you see me being happy, you come along and crush my mood!"

June 26, 2012
The first king to have multiple wives. You could have any girl in the kingdom... Any single, ripe virgin... Yet, you chose me.
"The first king to have multiple wives. You could have any girl in the kingdom... Any single, ripe virgin... Yet, you chose me."

June 25, 2012
Oh dear God! That is absolutely disgusting spitting on my penis!... Do it some more!
"Oh dear God! That is absolutely disgusting spitting on my penis!... Do it some more!"

June 24, 2012
Weíve been fucking for quite a spell... Do you have any idea where we are?
"Weíve been fucking for quite a spell... Do you have any idea where we are?"

June 23, 2012
Now that weíve gotten aquainted... Just how much life insurance do you have?
"Now that weíve gotten aquainted... Just how much life insurance do you have?"

June 22, 2012
Jeeves, I need more suntan lotion. Coming right up, madame.
"Jeeves, I need more suntan lotion. Coming right up, madame."

June 21, 2012
Iíve been cheating on you with a man who has a monster cock... I donít love him, but since I canít feel you inside me anymore... Iíll have to leave you for him.
"Iíve been cheating on you with a man who has a monster cock... I donít love him, but since I canít feel you inside me anymore... Iíll have to leave you for him."

June 20, 2012
These juggs are worth it from all the looks men give me... Sometimes I get some minor back pain.
"These juggs are worth it from all the looks men give me... Sometimes I get some minor back pain."

June 19, 2012
Iím starting to regret getting a boob job if youíre going to cum just by touching them, Harold.
"Iím starting to regret getting a boob job if youíre going to cum just by touching them, Harold."

June 18, 2012
I know we just met five minutes ago... But I think we could make this relationship work.
"I know we just met five minutes ago... But I think we could make this relationship work."

June 17, 2012
Honey, I found the lost tribe of the Amazon! B-but do not enter... They are extremely dangerous!
"Honey, I found the lost tribe of the Amazon! B-but do not enter... They are extremely dangerous!"

June 16, 2012
I just know youíre cheating on me, Lester... One of these days I will prove it!
"I just know youíre cheating on me, Lester... One of these days I will prove it!"

June 15, 2012
...But honey, I invited you to the game... But you said no... So, itís not my fault I met this babe at the game... Itís yours.
"...But honey, I invited you to the game... But you said no... So, itís not my fault I met this babe at the game... Itís yours."

June 14, 2012
I told you not to take the bag off the head of my discount hookers.
"I told you not to take the bag off the head of my discount hookers."

June 13, 2012
From your body language, Iím guessing you werenít prepared for my big dick... Let alone me stickiní it up your ass.
"From your body language, Iím guessing you werenít prepared for my big dick... Let alone me stickiní it up your ass."

June 12, 2012
Yup, we've been drifting in the ocean for days... Who knows where we are... We better fuck to keep our minds off of dying at sea.
"Yup, we've been drifting in the ocean for days... Who knows where we are... We better fuck to keep our minds off of dying at sea."

June 11, 2012
I like it rough as much as the next girl, but putting your butts out on my ass is a little over the top.
"I like it rough as much as the next girl, but putting your butts out on my ass is a little over the top."

June 10, 2012
July? Is that you? I can never tell you and your twin sister apart... Except for your... missing eye... which I forgot you had.
"July? Is that you? I can never tell you and your twin sister apart... Except for your... missing eye... which I forgot you had."

June 9, 2012
Did you cum yet? Itís so windy out here, I think I missed it.
"Did you cum yet? Itís so windy out here, I think I missed it."

June 8, 2012
You go find a spot on the beach, hon... This lifeguard is just applying internal sunscreen on me... You canít be too careful what with global warming.
"You go find a spot on the beach, hon... This lifeguard is just applying internal sunscreen on me... You canít be too careful what with global warming."

June 7, 2012
I am a straight up gangsta, bitch... Many of us still sleep with their teddy bears.
"I am a straight up gangsta, bitch... Many of us still sleep with their teddy bears."

June 6, 2012
No, donít call the cops on us or weíll post these pictures on your facebook account.
"No, donít call the cops on us or weíll post these pictures on your facebook account."

June 5, 2012
Well, hello... Your wife arrived early... She said you were never on time for anything in your life!
"Well, hello... Your wife arrived early... She said you were never on time for anything in your life!"

June 4, 2012
Funny you should mention crabs.
"Funny you should mention crabs."

June 3, 2012
973. Youíre turning blue! I canít hear what youíre saying... Itís either I canít fuckiní breath or I once owned a weasel named Smeath!
"973. Youíre turning blue! I canít hear what youíre saying... Itís either I canít fuckiní breath or I once owned a weasel named Smeath!"

June 2, 2012
974. Wow that was fun role playing during sex. I loved the part where you yelled out, No, Julio, donít run for it! My husband has a gun in his drawer!
"974. Wow that was fun role playing during sex. I loved the part where you yelled out, No, Julio, donít run for it! My husband has a gun in his drawer!"

June 1, 2012
Sometimes they just get in the way.
"Sometimes they just get in the way. "


June 2012 Cartoons

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