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June 30, 2012

"Just gimme your fuckin’ muffin and go home if you’re not really interested in helping the needy like I am."

June 29, 2012

"Wow, that was amazing! At first, you seemed to want to quit, but then you stiffened right up and we went at it for days!"

June 28, 2012

"There’s never been a good time to tell you this... But I’m seeing somebody else."

June 27, 2012

"Damn it, Helen! Every time you see me being happy, you come along and crush my mood!"

June 26, 2012

"The first king to have multiple wives. You could have any girl in the kingdom... Any single, ripe virgin... Yet, you chose me."

June 25, 2012

"Oh dear God! That is absolutely disgusting spitting on my penis!... Do it some more!"

June 24, 2012

"We’ve been fucking for quite a spell... Do you have any idea where we are?"

June 23, 2012

"Now that we’ve gotten aquainted... Just how much life insurance do you have?"

June 22, 2012

"Jeeves, I need more suntan lotion. Coming right up, madame."

June 21, 2012

"I’ve been cheating on you with a man who has a monster cock... I don’t love him, but since I can’t feel you inside me anymore... I’ll have to leave you for him."

June 20, 2012

"These juggs are worth it from all the looks men give me... Sometimes I get some minor back pain."

June 19, 2012

"I’m starting to regret getting a boob job if you’re going to cum just by touching them, Harold."

June 18, 2012

"I know we just met five minutes ago... But I think we could make this relationship work."

June 17, 2012

"Honey, I found the lost tribe of the Amazon! B-but do not enter... They are extremely dangerous!"

June 16, 2012

"I just know you’re cheating on me, Lester... One of these days I will prove it!"

June 15, 2012

"...But honey, I invited you to the game... But you said no... So, it’s not my fault I met this babe at the game... It’s yours."

June 14, 2012

"I told you not to take the bag off the head of my discount hookers."

June 13, 2012

"From your body language, I’m guessing you weren’t prepared for my big dick... Let alone me stickin’ it up your ass."

June 12, 2012

"Yup, we've been drifting in the ocean for days... Who knows where we are... We better fuck to keep our minds off of dying at sea."

June 11, 2012

"I like it rough as much as the next girl, but putting your butts out on my ass is a little over the top."

June 10, 2012

"July? Is that you? I can never tell you and your twin sister apart... Except for your... missing eye... which I forgot you had."

June 9, 2012

"Did you cum yet? It’s so windy out here, I think I missed it."

June 8, 2012

"You go find a spot on the beach, hon... This lifeguard is just applying internal sunscreen on me... You can’t be too careful what with global warming."

June 7, 2012

"I am a straight up gangsta, bitch... Many of us still sleep with their teddy bears."

June 6, 2012

"No, don’t call the cops on us or we’ll post these pictures on your facebook account."

June 5, 2012

"Well, hello... Your wife arrived early... She said you were never on time for anything in your life!"

June 4, 2012

"Funny you should mention crabs."

June 3, 2012

"973. You’re turning blue! I can’t hear what you’re saying... It’s either I can’t fuckin’ breath or I once owned a weasel named Smeath!"

June 2, 2012

"974. Wow that was fun role playing during sex. I loved the part where you yelled out, No, Julio, don’t run for it! My husband has a gun in his drawer!"

June 1, 2012

"Sometimes they just get in the way. "