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May 31, 2012
Now just let me insert the rectal thermo-penis... Pay no attention to moaning...
"Now just let me insert the rectal thermo-penis... Pay no attention to moaning... "

May 30, 2012
Iíll be back in five... After I fuck the Presidentís secret service team... Actually, make it twenty.. I bet theyíre thorough.
"Iíll be back in five... After I fuck the Presidentís secret service team... Actually, make it twenty.. I bet theyíre thorough."

May 29, 2012
How do you feel about sharing me with my boyfriend? Heís really against it.
"How do you feel about sharing me with my boyfriend? Heís really against it."

May 28, 2012
See, dear, the bible says nothing about you having orgasms... And you  know how religious I am.
"See, dear, the bible says nothing about you having orgasms... And you know how religious I am."

May 27, 2012
I got penis enlargement pills and now can blow myself. So you're not needed anymore.
"I got penis enlargement pills and now can blow myself. So you're not needed anymore."

May 26, 2012
So tell me more about this asshole boyfriend... I bet that pussy wouldnít have the guts to touch me if he ever caught us!
"So tell me more about this asshole boyfriend... I bet that pussy wouldnít have the guts to touch me if he ever caught us!"

May 25, 2012
The Hazards of Public Sex 41. That's a $200 fine for littering, litter-bug.
"The Hazards of Public Sex 41. That's a $200 fine for littering, litter-bug. "

May 24, 2012
My whole life guys have been checkiní me out... So, I finally said Ďfuck ití! They want to know whatís under those clothes... Here it is!
"My whole life guys have been checkiní me out... So, I finally said Ďfuck ití! They want to know whatís under those clothes... Here it is!"

May 23, 2012
Ever since they appealed the gay marriage ban... All our regular customers went over to the gay strip club.
"Ever since they appealed the gay marriage ban... All our regular customers went over to the gay strip club."

May 22, 2012
She changes my diapers, she might as well do the front too.
"She changes my diapers, she might as well do the front too."

May 21, 2012
You look really stupid with cum all over your face. I bet I could fuckin' get you to jump off a bridge too.
"You look really stupid with cum all over your face. I bet I could fuckin' get you to jump off a bridge too."

May 20, 2012
Dad, this is Burt.. Mom hired him to mow the lawn... He also plows lawns too.
"Dad, this is Burt.. Mom hired him to mow the lawn... He also plows lawns too."

May 19, 2012
It's the economy... I can't even afford a cum pearl necklace for you.
"It's the economy... I can't even afford a cum pearl necklace for you."

May 18, 2012
I love orgies... Itís like a buffet restaurant but with dicks and tits.
"I love orgies... Itís like a buffet restaurant but with dicks and tits."

May 17, 2012
I'm sorry I called out my old loverís name during sex... Youíd have liked Bruce.
"I'm sorry I called out my old loverís name during sex... Youíd have liked Bruce."

May 16, 2012
I'm supposed to kiss you good morning... Not your cock too.
"I'm supposed to kiss you good morning... Not your cock too."

May 15, 2012
Ahhh, there you are, lov. I was just sharing with your sister some of our memories in this house.
"Ahhh, there you are, lov. I was just sharing with your sister some of our memories in this house."

May 14, 2012
I just want you to know if this ends badly I'll forgive you... Forgive meaning I'll plaster our sex videos all over the internet.
"I just want you to know if this ends badly I'll forgive you... Forgive meaning I'll plaster our sex videos all over the internet."

May 13, 2012
Boy, you really will do whatever it takes to make your mother happy on motherís day.
"Boy, you really will do whatever it takes to make your mother happy on motherís day."

May 12, 2012
I'm going to tell your wife about this... So you better make it count!
"I'm going to tell your wife about this... So you better make it count!"

May 11, 2012
My best friend banging my wife?! havenít you been listening to me all these years about what a fuckiní bitch she is?
"My best friend banging my wife?! havenít you been listening to me all these years about what a fuckiní bitch she is?"

May 10, 2012
This is the only way I will come between two great friends.
"This is the only way I will come between two great friends."

May 9, 2012
Hi, we havenít met, but I feel like I already know you.
"Hi, we havenít met, but I feel like I already know you."

May 8, 2012
Yup, he's still doing the swirl with his tongue when he goes down on me... I know he is pathetic.
"Yup, he's still doing the swirl with his tongue when he goes down on me... I know he is pathetic."

May 7, 2012
Why futuristic robot sex isn't a good idea.
"Why futuristic robot sex isn't a good idea."

May 6, 2012
Hi, babe, your sisterís flight came in early...
"Hi, babe, your sisterís flight came in early..."

May 5, 2012
Why Having Helicopter Parents Suck. Geez, Bill! This is your fuckin' honeymoon! And you're hardly trying... Focus! Bring home the fuck title!
"Why Having Helicopter Parents Suck. Geez, Bill! This is your fuckin' honeymoon! And you're hardly trying... Focus! Bring home the fuck title!"

May 4, 2012
Why? Iím the authority figure here, Daryl... ĎBecause I said soí should be enough when I tell you to fuck me.
"Why? Iím the authority figure here, Daryl... ĎBecause I said soí should be enough when I tell you to fuck me."

May 3, 2012
I ordered pizza and didn't have any cash handy for a decent tip... these pizza guys expect tips, honey.
"I ordered pizza and didn't have any cash handy for a decent tip... these pizza guys expect tips, honey."

May 2, 2012
I'm extra wet for you tonight. Plus, thereís probably some cum still inside me left-over from my mid-day lover.
"I'm extra wet for you tonight. Plus, thereís probably some cum still inside me left-over from my mid-day lover. "

May 1, 2012
Iíve been dead for ten minutes! My lifeless body is still in the bed for fucks sake!
"Iíve been dead for ten minutes! My lifeless body is still in the bed for fucks sake! "


May 2012 Cartoons

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