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May 31, 2012

"Now just let me insert the rectal thermo-penis... Pay no attention to moaning... "

May 30, 2012

"I’ll be back in five... After I fuck the President’s secret service team... Actually, make it twenty.. I bet they’re thorough."

May 29, 2012

"How do you feel about sharing me with my boyfriend? He’s really against it."

May 28, 2012

"See, dear, the bible says nothing about you having orgasms... And you know how religious I am."

May 27, 2012

"I got penis enlargement pills and now can blow myself. So you're not needed anymore."

May 26, 2012

"So tell me more about this asshole boyfriend... I bet that pussy wouldn’t have the guts to touch me if he ever caught us!"

May 25, 2012

"The Hazards of Public Sex 41. That's a $200 fine for littering, litter-bug. "

May 24, 2012

"My whole life guys have been checkin’ me out... So, I finally said ‘fuck it’! They want to know what’s under those clothes... Here it is!"

May 23, 2012

"Ever since they appealed the gay marriage ban... All our regular customers went over to the gay strip club."

May 22, 2012

"She changes my diapers, she might as well do the front too."

May 21, 2012

"You look really stupid with cum all over your face. I bet I could fuckin' get you to jump off a bridge too."

May 20, 2012

"Dad, this is Burt.. Mom hired him to mow the lawn... He also plows lawns too."

May 19, 2012

"It's the economy... I can't even afford a cum pearl necklace for you."

May 18, 2012

"I love orgies... It’s like a buffet restaurant but with dicks and tits."

May 17, 2012

"I'm sorry I called out my old lover’s name during sex... You’d have liked Bruce."

May 16, 2012

"I'm supposed to kiss you good morning... Not your cock too."

May 15, 2012

"Ahhh, there you are, lov. I was just sharing with your sister some of our memories in this house."

May 14, 2012

"I just want you to know if this ends badly I'll forgive you... Forgive meaning I'll plaster our sex videos all over the internet."

May 13, 2012

"Boy, you really will do whatever it takes to make your mother happy on mother’s day."

May 12, 2012

"I'm going to tell your wife about this... So you better make it count!"

May 11, 2012

"My best friend banging my wife?! haven’t you been listening to me all these years about what a fuckin’ bitch she is?"

May 10, 2012

"This is the only way I will come between two great friends."

May 9, 2012

"Hi, we haven’t met, but I feel like I already know you."

May 8, 2012

"Yup, he's still doing the swirl with his tongue when he goes down on me... I know he is pathetic."

May 7, 2012

"Why futuristic robot sex isn't a good idea."

May 6, 2012

"Hi, babe, your sister’s flight came in early..."

May 5, 2012

"Why Having Helicopter Parents Suck. Geez, Bill! This is your fuckin' honeymoon! And you're hardly trying... Focus! Bring home the fuck title!"

May 4, 2012

"Why? I’m the authority figure here, Daryl... ‘Because I said so’ should be enough when I tell you to fuck me."

May 3, 2012

"I ordered pizza and didn't have any cash handy for a decent tip... these pizza guys expect tips, honey."

May 2, 2012

"I'm extra wet for you tonight. Plus, there’s probably some cum still inside me left-over from my mid-day lover. "

May 1, 2012

"I’ve been dead for ten minutes! My lifeless body is still in the bed for fucks sake! "