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April 30, 2012
 They call me Jalapeno. Why? because you fuck really hot? No because after you fuck me, your dick will burn until you go to the doctor.
" They call me Jalapeno. Why? because you fuck really hot? No because after you fuck me, your dick will burn until you go to the doctor. "

April 29, 2012
I'm kinda disappointed with the Japanese girls... None of them look manga enough to me.
"I'm kinda disappointed with the Japanese girls... None of them look manga enough to me."

April 28, 2012
I’m a lesbian not thespian... And I fuckin’ hate Greek theatre.
"I’m a lesbian not thespian... And I fuckin’ hate Greek theatre."

April 27, 2012
We’re in Italy, shall I show you how my culture makes love? Sure, but then make me some pizza... The game’s on in 20.
"We’re in Italy, shall I show you how my culture makes love? Sure, but then make me some pizza... The game’s on in 20."

April 26, 2012
Proof that even rich people feel the pain of the economic recovery. You've cut off my health insurance! Well you can go fuck yourself every night, asshole!
"Proof that even rich people feel the pain of the economic recovery. You've cut off my health insurance! Well you can go fuck yourself every night, asshole!"

April 25, 2012
There’s homemade apple pie, lemonade and sex tapes... we need to have the 1st two sometime.
"There’s homemade apple pie, lemonade and sex tapes... we need to have the 1st two sometime."

April 24, 2012
Sir, Godzilla is attacking! Where?
"Sir, Godzilla is attacking! Where?"

April 23, 2012
No, I didn't want you to wear heels, I wanted you to stick them up my ass.
"No, I didn't want you to wear heels, I wanted you to stick them up my ass."

April 22, 2012
How? I'm not a Native American Indian. I'm from India, dip shit!
"How? I'm not a Native American Indian. I'm from India, dip shit!"

April 21, 2012
The first interracial couple. I like peanut butter! I like chocolate!
"The first interracial couple. I like peanut butter! I like chocolate!"

April 20, 2012
Bill’s last Date with Tina. You’re my girlfriend and that means that if my friend wants to bang you, I will lone you to him... Providing he has a girlfriend of equal hotness.
"Bill’s last Date with Tina. You’re my girlfriend and that means that if my friend wants to bang you, I will lone you to him... Providing he has a girlfriend of equal hotness."

April 19, 2012
She asked me to come in for cookies, honey... I’ve never been able to say no to a granny’s cookies... How’d I know she calls her jugs cookies?
"She asked me to come in for cookies, honey... I’ve never been able to say no to a granny’s cookies... How’d I know she calls her jugs cookies?"

April 18, 2012
My girlfriend has a hairy pussy... We met when she called my lawn care service... It’s ironic, I know.
"My girlfriend has a hairy pussy... We met when she called my lawn care service... It’s ironic, I know."

April 17, 2012
Honey, stop telling my friends I wept in your arms after our love making... I tell them we have hardcore sweaty sex.. You’re gonna ruin my rep.
"Honey, stop telling my friends I wept in your arms after our love making... I tell them we have hardcore sweaty sex.. You’re gonna ruin my rep."

April 16, 2012
The last time the bionic woman gave a hand job. Shit! You tore off my fuckin dick!
"The last time the bionic woman gave a hand job. Shit! You tore off my fuckin dick!"

April 15, 2012
We have big tits, blond hair, blue eyes and make great beer... What do you think?? Can you wait... I’m trying to hold back my tears.
"We have big tits, blond hair, blue eyes and make great beer... What do you think?? Can you wait... I’m trying to hold back my tears."

April 14, 2012
Here’s a life lesson for you... Before you ever go to a gangbang party... Look up what gangbang means.
"Here’s a life lesson for you... Before you ever go to a gangbang party... Look up what gangbang means."

April 13, 2012
...And this piece is called ‘a hobo and a hooker fucking’... It’s meant to be ironic.
"...And this piece is called ‘a hobo and a hooker fucking’... It’s meant to be ironic."

April 12, 2012
Yeh, this is definitely a record gape.
"Yeh, this is definitely a record gape."

April 11, 2012
I like gay porn but it doesn't make me gay, hon…This guy with his dick in my ass makes me gay.
"I like gay porn but it doesn't make me gay, hon…This guy with his dick in my ass makes me gay."

April 10, 2012
Dave makes the decision to move back to Spain. I'm from France, we make love like every second of the day... except with you...
"Dave makes the decision to move back to Spain. I'm from France, we make love like every second of the day... except with you..."

April 9, 2012
I actually had to roll here... So if you could possibly remove my fist from my ass, pronto, I'd appreciate it.
"I actually had to roll here... So if you could possibly remove my fist from my ass, pronto, I'd appreciate it."

April 8, 2012
We’re through... The whole reason I had a penis implant was so I could make you gag on it... Now I’m learning you have no gag reflex... That was a giant fucking waste of money.
"We’re through... The whole reason I had a penis implant was so I could make you gag on it... Now I’m learning you have no gag reflex... That was a giant fucking waste of money."

April 7, 2012
I didn't know you guys could ejaculate...
"I didn't know you guys could ejaculate..."

April 6, 2012
We’re fucking and there’s a cop knockin’ on the car window! So we're fucked while fucking?... Fuck!
"We’re fucking and there’s a cop knockin’ on the car window! So we're fucked while fucking?... Fuck!"

April 5, 2012
You should really read your insurance policy... My dick is supposed to be in your mouth during the entire breast exam, Mrs. Fuller.
"You should really read your insurance policy... My dick is supposed to be in your mouth during the entire breast exam, Mrs. Fuller."

April 4, 2012
I’m in a 12 step program... I have to apologize for things i’ve done to people in the past... Like secretly taping you screeching like a chimp during anal while we were dating and posting it online... My bad.
"I’m in a 12 step program... I have to apologize for things i’ve done to people in the past... Like secretly taping you screeching like a chimp during anal while we were dating and posting it online... My bad."

April 3, 2012
We can’t do a sex tape, Rodney… I want to be in the XNXX ebony section… not interracial.
"We can’t do a sex tape, Rodney… I want to be in the XNXX ebony section… not interracial."

April 2, 2012
Okay, now would be a good time to address your weight for health reasons.
"Okay, now would be a good time to address your weight for health reasons."

April 1, 2012
Exhibitionist class: canceled until warmer weather.
"Exhibitionist class: canceled until warmer weather. "


April 2012 Cartoons

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