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April 30, 2012

" They call me Jalapeno. Why? because you fuck really hot? No because after you fuck me, your dick will burn until you go to the doctor. "

April 29, 2012

"I'm kinda disappointed with the Japanese girls... None of them look manga enough to me."

April 28, 2012

"I’m a lesbian not thespian... And I fuckin’ hate Greek theatre."

April 27, 2012

"We’re in Italy, shall I show you how my culture makes love? Sure, but then make me some pizza... The game’s on in 20."

April 26, 2012

"Proof that even rich people feel the pain of the economic recovery. You've cut off my health insurance! Well you can go fuck yourself every night, asshole!"

April 25, 2012

"There’s homemade apple pie, lemonade and sex tapes... we need to have the 1st two sometime."

April 24, 2012

"Sir, Godzilla is attacking! Where?"

April 23, 2012

"No, I didn't want you to wear heels, I wanted you to stick them up my ass."

April 22, 2012

"How? I'm not a Native American Indian. I'm from India, dip shit!"

April 21, 2012

"The first interracial couple. I like peanut butter! I like chocolate!"

April 20, 2012

"Bill’s last Date with Tina. You’re my girlfriend and that means that if my friend wants to bang you, I will lone you to him... Providing he has a girlfriend of equal hotness."

April 19, 2012

"She asked me to come in for cookies, honey... I’ve never been able to say no to a granny’s cookies... How’d I know she calls her jugs cookies?"

April 18, 2012

"My girlfriend has a hairy pussy... We met when she called my lawn care service... It’s ironic, I know."

April 17, 2012

"Honey, stop telling my friends I wept in your arms after our love making... I tell them we have hardcore sweaty sex.. You’re gonna ruin my rep."

April 16, 2012

"The last time the bionic woman gave a hand job. Shit! You tore off my fuckin dick!"

April 15, 2012

"We have big tits, blond hair, blue eyes and make great beer... What do you think?? Can you wait... I’m trying to hold back my tears."

April 14, 2012

"Here’s a life lesson for you... Before you ever go to a gangbang party... Look up what gangbang means."

April 13, 2012

"...And this piece is called ‘a hobo and a hooker fucking’... It’s meant to be ironic."

April 12, 2012

"Yeh, this is definitely a record gape."

April 11, 2012

"I like gay porn but it doesn't make me gay, hon…This guy with his dick in my ass makes me gay."

April 10, 2012

"Dave makes the decision to move back to Spain. I'm from France, we make love like every second of the day... except with you..."

April 9, 2012

"I actually had to roll here... So if you could possibly remove my fist from my ass, pronto, I'd appreciate it."

April 8, 2012

"We’re through... The whole reason I had a penis implant was so I could make you gag on it... Now I’m learning you have no gag reflex... That was a giant fucking waste of money."

April 7, 2012

"I didn't know you guys could ejaculate..."

April 6, 2012

"We’re fucking and there’s a cop knockin’ on the car window! So we're fucked while fucking?... Fuck!"

April 5, 2012

"You should really read your insurance policy... My dick is supposed to be in your mouth during the entire breast exam, Mrs. Fuller."

April 4, 2012

"I’m in a 12 step program... I have to apologize for things i’ve done to people in the past... Like secretly taping you screeching like a chimp during anal while we were dating and posting it online... My bad."

April 3, 2012

"We can’t do a sex tape, Rodney… I want to be in the XNXX ebony section… not interracial."

April 2, 2012

"Okay, now would be a good time to address your weight for health reasons."

April 1, 2012

"Exhibitionist class: canceled until warmer weather. "