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March 31, 2012

"I knew you went to witch doctor school so you could raise your dead ex-girlfriend! It just happens that un-dead zombies are all the rage right now! "

March 30, 2012

"Not to be a pain, but aren't you going to be late to your family values meeting, Senator?"

March 29, 2012

"Hey, skipping out on the dinner bill is one thing, but skipping on the gang bang with hookers bill is another!"

March 28, 2012

"Whoops! That suntan lotion sure is slippery!"

March 27, 2012

"I am so scared my boyfriend will catch us fucking... I wonder where he is?"

March 26, 2012

"You very ugly... But me close me eyes... I be able to stomach you in bed."

March 25, 2012

"We’re top 1% lesbians, girls. So I thought we’d do it with a white trash lesbian to prove we feel just like the 99%-ers."

March 24, 2012

"I’m thinking of a number between 1 and 100... Whoever guesses it get’s my cum on their face."

March 23, 2012

"I'll double down with my balls and my cock... After your shift, we’ll go all in."

March 22, 2012

"By the way... Have you given any thought to refinancing your home at a lower interest rate?"

March 21, 2012

"I am his sex ed. teacher, honey. You have to applaud my willingness to reach my students."

March 20, 2012

"I'm looking for a perfume my girlfriend wants... It’s called ‘Cum all over me with a dash of orgy sweat’?"

March 19, 2012

"Sure, I never want to grow up, but Wendy grew up to have a sweet ass!"

March 18, 2012

"Are you taking everything that interests you?"

March 17, 2012

"Green beer, green everything? Well, why ain't the cum all over your waitress green?"

March 16, 2012

"If guys invented paradise. Half time is over and the ribs and beer are ready,dear!"

March 15, 2012

"It’s that dog again! Gees, you let him hump your leg one time... He thinks he owns me!"

March 14, 2012

"He’s my boss... He said if you blew him, he’d make meassistant manager of fry-cooks."

March 13, 2012

"I like it, only my name’s not Jack... it’s Lester!"

March 12, 2012

"I am now sorry I told you my daughter was a whore."

March 11, 2012

"You want the necklace, you’re gonna earn it!"

March 10, 2012

"I’m the richest 1%.. Now come to mama, 99% -er."

March 9, 2012

"You were right when you said this girl at the bar tonight was hot... You weren't the only one who noticed."

March 8, 2012

"It’s one thing to fuck a black guy in front of your boyfriend... But I resent the drooling."

March 7, 2012

"Can’t swallow or won’t? You sound like a big fat quitter to me."

March 6, 2012

"You've never given a blow job, have you?"

March 5, 2012

"Hi, remember me? I bought you a drink at the bar... The one with the tranquilizers in it."

March 4, 2012

"When I got the penis implant, I also had them install a hydraulic pump."

March 3, 2012

"Sure you could call it cheating... I call it pre-game."

March 2, 2012

"I am your accountant, miss. Fucking me won't be a deductible. "

March 1, 2012

"Getting sweaty during sex is so blue collar, don’t you think?"