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March 31, 2012
I knew you went to witch doctor school so you could raise your dead ex-girlfriend! It just happens that un-dead zombies are all the rage right now!
"I knew you went to witch doctor school so you could raise your dead ex-girlfriend! It just happens that un-dead zombies are all the rage right now! "

March 30, 2012
Not to be a pain, but aren't you going to be late to your family values meeting, Senator?
"Not to be a pain, but aren't you going to be late to your family values meeting, Senator?"

March 29, 2012
Hey, skipping out on the dinner bill is one thing, but skipping on the gang bang with hookers bill is another!
"Hey, skipping out on the dinner bill is one thing, but skipping on the gang bang with hookers bill is another!"

March 28, 2012
Whoops! That suntan lotion sure is slippery!
"Whoops! That suntan lotion sure is slippery!"

March 27, 2012
I am so scared my boyfriend will catch us fucking... I wonder where he is?
"I am so scared my boyfriend will catch us fucking... I wonder where he is?"

March 26, 2012
You very ugly... But me close me eyes... I be able to stomach you in bed.
"You very ugly... But me close me eyes... I be able to stomach you in bed."

March 25, 2012
Were top 1% lesbians, girls. So I thought wed do it with a white trash lesbian to prove we feel just like the 99%-ers.
"Were top 1% lesbians, girls. So I thought wed do it with a white trash lesbian to prove we feel just like the 99%-ers."

March 24, 2012
Im thinking of a number between 1 and 100... Whoever guesses it gets my cum on their face.
"Im thinking of a number between 1 and 100... Whoever guesses it gets my cum on their face."

March 23, 2012
I'll double down with my balls and my cock... After your shift, well go all in.
"I'll double down with my balls and my cock... After your shift, well go all in."

March 22, 2012
By the way... Have you given any thought to refinancing your home at a lower interest rate?
"By the way... Have you given any thought to refinancing your home at a lower interest rate?"

March 21, 2012
I am his sex ed. teacher, honey. You have to applaud my willingness to reach my students.
"I am his sex ed. teacher, honey. You have to applaud my willingness to reach my students."

March 20, 2012
I'm looking for a perfume my girlfriend wants... Its called Cum all over me with a dash of orgy sweat?
"I'm looking for a perfume my girlfriend wants... Its called Cum all over me with a dash of orgy sweat?"

March 19, 2012
Sure, I never want to grow up, but Wendy grew up to have a sweet ass!
"Sure, I never want to grow up, but Wendy grew up to have a sweet ass!"

March 18, 2012
Are you taking everything that interests you?
"Are you taking everything that interests you?"

March 17, 2012
Green beer, green everything? Well, why ain't the cum all over your waitress green?
"Green beer, green everything? Well, why ain't the cum all over your waitress green?"

March 16, 2012
If guys invented paradise.  Half time is over and the ribs and beer are ready,dear!
"If guys invented paradise. Half time is over and the ribs and beer are ready,dear!"

March 15, 2012
Its that dog again! Gees, you let him hump your leg one time... He thinks he owns me!
"Its that dog again! Gees, you let him hump your leg one time... He thinks he owns me!"

March 14, 2012
Hes my boss... He said if you blew him, hed make meassistant manager of fry-cooks.
"Hes my boss... He said if you blew him, hed make meassistant manager of fry-cooks."

March 13, 2012
I like it, only my names not Jack... its Lester!
"I like it, only my names not Jack... its Lester!"

March 12, 2012
I am now sorry I told you my daughter was a whore.
"I am now sorry I told you my daughter was a whore."

March 11, 2012
You want the necklace, youre gonna earn it!
"You want the necklace, youre gonna earn it!"

March 10, 2012
Im the richest 1%.. Now come to mama, 99% -er.
"Im the richest 1%.. Now come to mama, 99% -er."

March 9, 2012
You were right when you said this girl at the bar tonight was hot... You weren't the only one who noticed.
"You were right when you said this girl at the bar tonight was hot... You weren't the only one who noticed."

March 8, 2012
Its one thing to fuck a black guy in front of your boyfriend... But I resent the drooling.
"Its one thing to fuck a black guy in front of your boyfriend... But I resent the drooling."

March 7, 2012
Cant swallow or wont? You sound like a big fat quitter to me.
"Cant swallow or wont? You sound like a big fat quitter to me."

March 6, 2012
You've never given a blow job, have you?
"You've never given a blow job, have you?"

March 5, 2012
Hi, remember me? I bought you a drink at the bar... The one with the tranquilizers in it.
"Hi, remember me? I bought you a drink at the bar... The one with the tranquilizers in it."

March 4, 2012
When I got the penis implant, I also had them install a hydraulic pump.
"When I got the penis implant, I also had them install a hydraulic pump."

March 3, 2012
Sure you could call it cheating... I call it pre-game.
"Sure you could call it cheating... I call it pre-game."

March 2, 2012
I am your accountant, miss. Fucking me won't be a deductible.
"I am your accountant, miss. Fucking me won't be a deductible. "

March 1, 2012
Getting sweaty during sex is so blue collar, dont you think?
"Getting sweaty during sex is so blue collar, dont you think?"


March 2012 Cartoons

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