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February 29, 2012
Orgasm? You wonít believe it, but thereís an app for that.
"Orgasm? You wonít believe it, but thereís an app for that. "

February 28, 2012
I changed my mind, pull your pants up and give me your wallet instead.
"I changed my mind, pull your pants up and give me your wallet instead."

February 27, 2012
What do you mean you grew them to eat?
"What do you mean you grew them to eat?"

February 26, 2012
Since iím your driving school instructor, I guess I should teach you something... These are called headlights.
"Since iím your driving school instructor, I guess I should teach you something... These are called headlights."

February 25, 2012
I donít need to tell you that you need to get some viagra, do I?
"I donít need to tell you that you need to get some viagra, do I?"

February 24, 2012
The voodoo doll is a fun trick, but iíd rather have you jerk the real thing.
"The voodoo doll is a fun trick, but iíd rather have you jerk the real thing."

February 23, 2012
I lied about my liking fat guys with lady boobs, long hair and a small dick... The truth is Iím really a lesbian.
"I lied about my liking fat guys with lady boobs, long hair and a small dick... The truth is Iím really a lesbian."

February 22, 2012
Okay, you caught me, my hair piece isnít the only thing thatís not real on me.
"Okay, you caught me, my hair piece isnít the only thing thatís not real on me."

February 21, 2012
I like rough sex... Would it bother you if my man servant lopped off your head at the end of our mating ritual?
"I like rough sex... Would it bother you if my man servant lopped off your head at the end of our mating ritual?"

February 20, 2012
I get more blow jobs by saying, Ďthe customer is always right...
"I get more blow jobs by saying, Ďthe customer is always right..."

February 19, 2012
Tell me again what it was that attracted you to me?
"Tell me again what it was that attracted you to me?"

February 18, 2012
The last time you got that look in your eye, Bea, I spent 6 months in a body cast!
"The last time you got that look in your eye, Bea, I spent 6 months in a body cast!"

February 17, 2012
Dude, as my identical twin, I must say...I look awesome getting that blow job.
"Dude, as my identical twin, I must say...I look awesome getting that blow job."

February 16, 2012
I like sex in dangerous places as much as the next girl... But this is fucking ridiculous!
"I like sex in dangerous places as much as the next girl... But this is fucking ridiculous!"

February 15, 2012
Before I cum on your face, could you please sign this disclaimer stating you cannot recover any damages due to any negligence on my part to your eyes, nose, face or breasts?
"Before I cum on your face, could you please sign this disclaimer stating you cannot recover any damages due to any negligence on my part to your eyes, nose, face or breasts?"

February 14, 2012
I take it back! Trying anal was my worst Valentineís present to you yet!
"I take it back! Trying anal was my worst Valentineís present to you yet!"

February 13, 2012
I just asked my phoneís intelligent software assistant if you were good in the sack and it wrote: Ďhell no, lolí.
"I just asked my phoneís intelligent software assistant if you were good in the sack and it wrote: Ďhell no, lolí."

February 12, 2012
Gee, Randall, whatís gotten into to you tonight?
"Gee, Randall, whatís gotten into to you tonight?"

February 11, 2012
That wasnít my rip cord, that was my sports bra's zipper, you fucking perv!
"That wasnít my rip cord, that was my sports bra's zipper, you fucking perv!"

February 10, 2012
My job description says that I need to relax your muscles... Your dick's a muscle, right?
"My job description says that I need to relax your muscles... Your dick's a muscle, right?"

February 9, 2012
No fair! I wanted to be the meat in our fuck sandwich.
"No fair! I wanted to be the meat in our fuck sandwich."

February 8, 2012
You thought we should see other people...Iíll be ready for our date in a little bit.
"You thought we should see other people...Iíll be ready for our date in a little bit."

February 7, 2012
It took years of planning and working my way to the top to finally become your boss... Now, just how badly do you want to keep your job?!
"It took years of planning and working my way to the top to finally become your boss... Now, just how badly do you want to keep your job?!"

February 6, 2012
I like what youíve brought to the table, Ms. Appleworth. Youíre definitely going to get your promotion.
"I like what youíve brought to the table, Ms. Appleworth. Youíre definitely going to get your promotion."

February 5, 2012
No, I donít fuck all my clients. Itís just the only way I can get Mr. Butterman to do any cardio exercise.
"No, I donít fuck all my clients. Itís just the only way I can get Mr. Butterman to do any cardio exercise."

February 4, 2012
That's enough, pencil dick! I promised your twin brother a chance... Might as well get his pencil dick over with too...
"That's enough, pencil dick! I promised your twin brother a chance... Might as well get his pencil dick over with too..."

February 3, 2012
Shake well, then blow it all over my face and tits!
"Shake well, then blow it all over my face and tits!"

February 2, 2012
Ah, you see how easily I penetrated your defenses? Youíll need many lessons!
"Ah, you see how easily I penetrated your defenses? Youíll need many lessons!"

February 1, 2012
Why don't you ever look at me in the face when we do it?
"Why don't you ever look at me in the face when we do it?"


February 2012 Cartoons

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