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February 29, 2012

"Orgasm? You won’t believe it, but there’s an app for that. "

February 28, 2012

"I changed my mind, pull your pants up and give me your wallet instead."

February 27, 2012

"What do you mean you grew them to eat?"

February 26, 2012

"Since i’m your driving school instructor, I guess I should teach you something... These are called headlights."

February 25, 2012

"I don’t need to tell you that you need to get some viagra, do I?"

February 24, 2012

"The voodoo doll is a fun trick, but i’d rather have you jerk the real thing."

February 23, 2012

"I lied about my liking fat guys with lady boobs, long hair and a small dick... The truth is I’m really a lesbian."

February 22, 2012

"Okay, you caught me, my hair piece isn’t the only thing that’s not real on me."

February 21, 2012

"I like rough sex... Would it bother you if my man servant lopped off your head at the end of our mating ritual?"

February 20, 2012

"I get more blow jobs by saying, ‘the customer is always right..."

February 19, 2012

"Tell me again what it was that attracted you to me?"

February 18, 2012

"The last time you got that look in your eye, Bea, I spent 6 months in a body cast!"

February 17, 2012

"Dude, as my identical twin, I must say...I look awesome getting that blow job."

February 16, 2012

"I like sex in dangerous places as much as the next girl... But this is fucking ridiculous!"

February 15, 2012

"Before I cum on your face, could you please sign this disclaimer stating you cannot recover any damages due to any negligence on my part to your eyes, nose, face or breasts?"

February 14, 2012

"I take it back! Trying anal was my worst Valentine’s present to you yet!"

February 13, 2012

"I just asked my phone’s intelligent software assistant if you were good in the sack and it wrote: ‘hell no, lol’."

February 12, 2012

"Gee, Randall, what’s gotten into to you tonight?"

February 11, 2012

"That wasn’t my rip cord, that was my sports bra's zipper, you fucking perv!"

February 10, 2012

"My job description says that I need to relax your muscles... Your dick's a muscle, right?"

February 9, 2012

"No fair! I wanted to be the meat in our fuck sandwich."

February 8, 2012

"You thought we should see other people...I’ll be ready for our date in a little bit."

February 7, 2012

"It took years of planning and working my way to the top to finally become your boss... Now, just how badly do you want to keep your job?!"

February 6, 2012

"I like what you’ve brought to the table, Ms. Appleworth. You’re definitely going to get your promotion."

February 5, 2012

"No, I don’t fuck all my clients. It’s just the only way I can get Mr. Butterman to do any cardio exercise."

February 4, 2012

"That's enough, pencil dick! I promised your twin brother a chance... Might as well get his pencil dick over with too..."

February 3, 2012

"Shake well, then blow it all over my face and tits!"

February 2, 2012

"Ah, you see how easily I penetrated your defenses? You’ll need many lessons!"

February 1, 2012

"Why don't you ever look at me in the face when we do it?"