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January 31, 2012

"You’re cheating on me? I’m starting to think your giant dick and my tiny mouth just weren’t meant to be together"

January 30, 2012

"Do I know you? Yes, I’m the girl you came to the party with."

January 29, 2012

"Really? An I.O.U. for giving me an orgasm... If you ever wonder why I have a vibrator..."

January 28, 2012

"You know I thought you’d look hot on a big HD screen while I was banging you... Boy was I wrong."

January 27, 2012

"So, weird... I just remembered I’ve been fucked by something much bigger all ready... My bank."

January 26, 2012

"Honestly, senator, I don’t have time for you to form a committee and discuss the problem... This vote demands an orgasm now!"

January 25, 2012

"I know you said you like fucking coke bottles... Well, tah-dah! I found this giant one at Wal-Mart! Get to it, girl!"

January 24, 2012

"Big and juicy! And I heard you can eat them too!"

January 23, 2012

"Um... I don’t think it’s suppose to do that!"

January 22, 2012

"That’s it, stretch your leg and your head that way... If you feel any pressure in your crotch, that’s normal... Keep looking that way."

January 21, 2012

"Daddy? I thought you were in prison for murder?"

January 20, 2012

"Oops, now how did I forget that was in there?!"

January 19, 2012

"And to think it’s so funny when you come on my face!"

January 18, 2012

"I don’t know why everyone thinks you’re an asshole.... You’ve been fun all night. Beats me."

January 17, 2012

"Um... I don’t think it’s suppose to do that!"

January 16, 2012

"I’m going to have to call in some friends... I don’t think I can swallow this much cum."

January 15, 2012

"Uh... is there anything you’ve been wanting to tell me about?!?"

January 14, 2012

"Hands down, the greatest oral report in sexual education history! Great job, Ms Green!"

January 13, 2012

"While my husband thinks you’re perfect for the nanny position, I don’t see a ton of job experience in this resume."

January 12, 2012

"By the way, I can read your mind... You are one sick, horny fuck!"

January 11, 2012

"Get the fuck off of me, clingy bitch! Y-you, bastard! You think I’m just some alien abducted experiment.. I thought I meant something to you."

January 10, 2012

"Why does my butt feel like it’s on fire? You guys were pretty drunk last night. S-sorry ‘bout dat, Bill."

January 9, 2012

"Damn it, Amy Sue! Why him? I wanted you to make something of yourself. I wanted you to marry your cousin who could read!"

January 8, 2012

"She doesn't nag me like a barking dog day in and day out! I mean, geez, if I knew you were going to be like this, I never would have married you last week!"

January 7, 2012

"I’ve been a lesbian my whole life. Tell me... He’s gonna do what all over our faces?"

January 6, 2012

"My ex-wife was a pretzel maker and a bitch with a cruel sense of humor."

January 5, 2012

"What? I did a lot of research before we were to coitus and every time the man came on the woman’s face."

January 4, 2012

"Let’s cum in her at the same time and see if it squirts out of her ears!"

January 3, 2012

"Psst... Hey, we heard they named a position after us... Is that true?"

January 2, 2012

"Oh, shit! Not again! Listen, if you’re still alive when the cops get here... It wasn’t me."

January 1, 2012

"It’s cool, dude. I’m almost done, then she’s all yours."