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January 31, 2012
Youíre cheating on me? Iím starting to think your giant dick and my tiny mouth just werenít meant to be together
"Youíre cheating on me? Iím starting to think your giant dick and my tiny mouth just werenít meant to be together"

January 30, 2012
Do I know you? Yes, Iím the girl you came to the party with.
"Do I know you? Yes, Iím the girl you came to the party with."

January 29, 2012
Really? An I.O.U. for giving me an orgasm... If you ever wonder why I have a vibrator...
"Really? An I.O.U. for giving me an orgasm... If you ever wonder why I have a vibrator..."

January 28, 2012
You know I thought youíd look hot on a big HD screen while I was banging you... Boy was I wrong.
"You know I thought youíd look hot on a big HD screen while I was banging you... Boy was I wrong."

January 27, 2012
So, weird... I just remembered Iíve been fucked by something much bigger all ready... My bank.
"So, weird... I just remembered Iíve been fucked by something much bigger all ready... My bank."

January 26, 2012
Honestly, senator, I donít have time for you to form a committee and discuss the problem... This vote demands an orgasm now!
"Honestly, senator, I donít have time for you to form a committee and discuss the problem... This vote demands an orgasm now!"

January 25, 2012
I know you said you like fucking coke bottles... Well, tah-dah! I found this giant one at Wal-Mart! Get to it, girl!
"I know you said you like fucking coke bottles... Well, tah-dah! I found this giant one at Wal-Mart! Get to it, girl!"

January 24, 2012
Big and juicy! And I heard you can eat them too!
"Big and juicy! And I heard you can eat them too!"

January 23, 2012
Um... I donít think itís suppose to do that!
"Um... I donít think itís suppose to do that!"

January 22, 2012
Thatís it, stretch your leg and your head that way... If you feel any pressure in your crotch,  thatís normal... Keep looking that way.
"Thatís it, stretch your leg and your head that way... If you feel any pressure in your crotch, thatís normal... Keep looking that way."

January 21, 2012
Daddy? I thought you were in prison for murder?
"Daddy? I thought you were in prison for murder?"

January 20, 2012
Oops, now how did I forget that was in there?!
"Oops, now how did I forget that was in there?!"

January 19, 2012
And to think itís so funny when you come on my face!
"And to think itís so funny when you come on my face!"

January 18, 2012
I donít know why everyone thinks youíre an asshole.... Youíve been fun all night. Beats me.
"I donít know why everyone thinks youíre an asshole.... Youíve been fun all night. Beats me."

January 17, 2012
Um... I donít think itís suppose to do that!
"Um... I donít think itís suppose to do that!"

January 16, 2012
Iím going to have to call in some friends... I donít think I can swallow this much cum.
"Iím going to have to call in some friends... I donít think I can swallow this much cum."

January 15, 2012
Uh... is there anything youíve been wanting to tell me about?!?
"Uh... is there anything youíve been wanting to tell me about?!?"

January 14, 2012
Hands down, the greatest oral report in sexual education history! Great job, Ms Green!
"Hands down, the greatest oral report in sexual education history! Great job, Ms Green!"

January 13, 2012
While my husband thinks youíre perfect for the nanny position, I donít see a ton of job experience in this resume.
"While my husband thinks youíre perfect for the nanny position, I donít see a ton of job experience in this resume."

January 12, 2012
By the way, I can read your mind... You are one sick, horny fuck!
"By the way, I can read your mind... You are one sick, horny fuck!"

January 11, 2012
Get the fuck off of me, clingy bitch! Y-you, bastard! You think Iím just some alien abducted experiment.. I thought I meant something to you.
"Get the fuck off of me, clingy bitch! Y-you, bastard! You think Iím just some alien abducted experiment.. I thought I meant something to you."

January 10, 2012
Why does my butt feel like itís on fire? You guys were pretty drunk last night. S-sorry Ďbout dat, Bill.
"Why does my butt feel like itís on fire? You guys were pretty drunk last night. S-sorry Ďbout dat, Bill."

January 9, 2012
Damn it, Amy Sue! Why him? I wanted you to make something of yourself. I wanted you to marry your cousin who could read!
"Damn it, Amy Sue! Why him? I wanted you to make something of yourself. I wanted you to marry your cousin who could read!"

January 8, 2012
She doesn't nag me like a barking dog day in and day out! I mean, geez, if I knew you were going to be like this, I never would have married you last week!
"She doesn't nag me like a barking dog day in and day out! I mean, geez, if I knew you were going to be like this, I never would have married you last week!"

January 7, 2012
Iíve been a lesbian my whole life. Tell me... Heís gonna do what all over our faces?
"Iíve been a lesbian my whole life. Tell me... Heís gonna do what all over our faces?"

January 6, 2012
My ex-wife was a pretzel maker and a bitch with a cruel sense of humor.
"My ex-wife was a pretzel maker and a bitch with a cruel sense of humor."

January 5, 2012
What? I did a lot of research before we were to coitus and every time the man came on the womanís face.
"What? I did a lot of research before we were to coitus and every time the man came on the womanís face."

January 4, 2012
Letís cum in her at the same time and see if it squirts out of her ears!
"Letís cum in her at the same time and see if it squirts out of her ears!"

January 3, 2012
Psst... Hey, we heard they named a position after us... Is that true?
"Psst... Hey, we heard they named a position after us... Is that true?"

January 2, 2012
Oh, shit! Not again! Listen, if youíre still alive when the cops get here... It wasnít me.
"Oh, shit! Not again! Listen, if youíre still alive when the cops get here... It wasnít me."

January 1, 2012
Itís cool, dude. Iím almost done, then sheís all yours.
"Itís cool, dude. Iím almost done, then sheís all yours."


January 2012 Cartoons

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