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December 31, 2011

"You in here, hon? The ball’s about to drop. Man, I’ve got a feelin’ this is going to be our... year..."

December 30, 2011

"I love this sleepy dust of Santa’s… I bang a ton of hot moms with it."

December 29, 2011

"I’d like to return this hooker I got for Christmas... And I resent the insinuation that I used it before returning!"

December 28, 2011

"I’ll take all these vibrators. My boyfriend dumped me and it’s going to be a long, fucking, lonely winter."

December 27, 2011

"Why would you think Santa was a man?"

December 26, 2011

"Wait a minute... It’s starting to all add up... The baby was conceived right around Christmas..."

December 25, 2011

"It’s the gift that keeps on giving…"

December 24, 2011

"Tough, bitch, you’re what Timmy wants for Christmas…"

December 23, 2011

"C’mon, hon, it’s a fair trade off... I really, really want that ipad!"

December 22, 2011

"For crying out loud, Santa, I asked for these two when I was 18!"

December 21, 2011

"A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Scrooge: Oh, man, I remember when I popped that virgin’s can…"

December 20, 2011

"Santa's lap dance."

December 19, 2011

"A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Jacob Marley: I’m in chains, but hell’s got some pretty hot bitches if you can get past the smell of burning flesh…"

December 18, 2011

"Okay, so I was naive to think I was your first milf."

December 17, 2011

"A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Scrooge: That’s right, bitch, if Tiny Tim needs food, get sucking…"

December 16, 2011

"I’m shopping for my girlfriend. She’s always bugging me about giving her this one thing… You wouldn’t happen to sell orgasms would you?"

December 15, 2011

"So I guess I fucked you pretty good to get out of any jail time. I guess, if I was really a cop..."

December 14, 2011

"Up, down, up down... Feel the burn. Next, we’ll work on your lips and tongue muscles!"

December 13, 2011

"The downside to my big juggs is I can never tell if my boyfriend’s around... They’ve put a major cramp in my cheating on him."

December 12, 2011

"M-maybe you should put your support bra back on."

December 11, 2011

"Wow, all that puke just totally turns me on… Ok, I totally have issues."

December 10, 2011

"What? You said that you loved rough sex?"

December 9, 2011

"Like my picture? Looks like we’re going to have quite a few more dates."

December 8, 2011

"The computer’s down... Who needs to get stitched up for rough anal?"

December 7, 2011

"I see you’ve got two packages for me today!"

December 6, 2011

"You might not be a lesbian, but you totally are one when you’re asleep."

December 5, 2011

"Dear lord, Cindy! That’s no way to give a blow job! "

December 4, 2011

"My hips don’t work too good, but this hospital bed really helps.My hips don’t work too good, but this hospital bed really helps."

December 3, 2011

"It says here that you’ve been a house wife for the past 20 years... That sounds better than a sex slave, drug whore dontcha think?"

December 2, 2011

"I can suck it in if I hold up your belly... but I'll have to charge you extra if there’s a sudden fat roll avalanche that injures me. "

December 1, 2011

"I’m a sham... I’ve been deceiving you for years!"