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December 31, 2011
You in here, hon? The ballís about to drop. Man, Iíve got a  feeliní this is going to be our... year...
"You in here, hon? The ballís about to drop. Man, Iíve got a feeliní this is going to be our... year..."

December 30, 2011
I love this sleepy dust of SantaísÖ I bang a ton of hot moms with it.
"I love this sleepy dust of SantaísÖ I bang a ton of hot moms with it."

December 29, 2011
Iíd like to return this hooker I got for Christmas... And I resent the insinuation that I used it before returning!
"Iíd like to return this hooker I got for Christmas... And I resent the insinuation that I used it before returning!"

December 28, 2011
Iíll take all these vibrators. My boyfriend dumped me and itís going to be a long, fucking, lonely winter.
"Iíll take all these vibrators. My boyfriend dumped me and itís going to be a long, fucking, lonely winter."

December 27, 2011
Why would you think Santa was a man?
"Why would you think Santa was a man?"

December 26, 2011
Wait a minute... Itís starting to all add up... The baby was conceived right around Christmas...
"Wait a minute... Itís starting to all add up... The baby was conceived right around Christmas..."

December 25, 2011
Itís the gift that keeps on givingÖ
"Itís the gift that keeps on givingÖ"

December 24, 2011
Tough, bitch, youíre what Timmy wants for ChristmasÖ
"Tough, bitch, youíre what Timmy wants for ChristmasÖ"

December 23, 2011
Címon, hon, itís a fair trade off... I really, really want that ipad!
"Címon, hon, itís a fair trade off... I really, really want that ipad!"

December 22, 2011
For crying out loud, Santa, I asked for these two when I was 18!
"For crying out loud, Santa, I asked for these two when I was 18!"

December 21, 2011
A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Scrooge: Oh, man, I remember when I popped that virginís canÖ
"A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Scrooge: Oh, man, I remember when I popped that virginís canÖ"

December 20, 2011
Santa's lap dance.
"Santa's lap dance."

December 19, 2011
A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Jacob Marley: Iím in chains, but hellís got some pretty hot bitches if you can get past the smell of burning fleshÖ
"A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Jacob Marley: Iím in chains, but hellís got some pretty hot bitches if you can get past the smell of burning fleshÖ"

December 18, 2011
Okay, so I was naive to think I was your first milf.
"Okay, so I was naive to think I was your first milf."

December 17, 2011
A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Scrooge: Thatís right, bitch, if Tiny Tim needs food, get suckingÖ
"A scene edited out of A Christmas carol. Scrooge: Thatís right, bitch, if Tiny Tim needs food, get suckingÖ"

December 16, 2011
Iím shopping for my girlfriend. Sheís always bugging me about giving her this one thingÖ You wouldnít happen to sell orgasms would you?
"Iím shopping for my girlfriend. Sheís always bugging me about giving her this one thingÖ You wouldnít happen to sell orgasms would you?"

December 15, 2011
So I guess I fucked you pretty good to get out of any jail time. I guess, if I was really a cop...
"So I guess I fucked you pretty good to get out of any jail time. I guess, if I was really a cop..."

December 14, 2011
Up, down, up down... Feel the burn. Next, weíll work on your lips and tongue muscles!
"Up, down, up down... Feel the burn. Next, weíll work on your lips and tongue muscles!"

December 13, 2011
The downside to my big juggs is I can never tell if my boyfriendís around... Theyíve put a major cramp in my cheating on him.
"The downside to my big juggs is I can never tell if my boyfriendís around... Theyíve put a major cramp in my cheating on him."

December 12, 2011
M-maybe you should put your support bra back on.
"M-maybe you should put your support bra back on."

December 11, 2011
Wow, all that puke just totally turns me onÖ Ok, I totally have issues.
"Wow, all that puke just totally turns me onÖ Ok, I totally have issues."

December 10, 2011
What? You said that you loved rough sex?
"What? You said that you loved rough sex?"

December 9, 2011
Like my picture? Looks like weíre going to have quite a few more dates.
"Like my picture? Looks like weíre going to have quite a few more dates."

December 8, 2011
The computerís down... Who needs to get stitched up for rough anal?
"The computerís down... Who needs to get stitched up for rough anal?"

December 7, 2011
I see youíve got two packages for me today!
"I see youíve got two packages for me today!"

December 6, 2011
You might not be a lesbian, but you totally are one when youíre asleep.
"You might not be a lesbian, but you totally are one when youíre asleep."

December 5, 2011
Dear lord, Cindy! Thatís no way to give a blow job!
"Dear lord, Cindy! Thatís no way to give a blow job! "

December 4, 2011
My hips donít work too good, but this hospital bed really helps.My hips donít work too good, but this hospital bed really helps.
"My hips donít work too good, but this hospital bed really helps.My hips donít work too good, but this hospital bed really helps."

December 3, 2011
It says here that youíve been a house wife for the past 20 years... That sounds better than a sex slave, drug whore dontcha think?
"It says here that youíve been a house wife for the past 20 years... That sounds better than a sex slave, drug whore dontcha think?"

December 2, 2011
I can suck it in if I hold up your belly... but I'll have to charge you extra if thereís a sudden fat roll avalanche that  injures me.
"I can suck it in if I hold up your belly... but I'll have to charge you extra if thereís a sudden fat roll avalanche that injures me. "

December 1, 2011
Iím a sham... Iíve been deceiving you for years!
"Iím a sham... Iíve been deceiving you for years!"


December 2011 Cartoons

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