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November 30, 2011
That girl is totally drunk… She’ll be passed out way before she knows I hit her back door. Her head won’t be the only thing that hurts tomorrow.
"That girl is totally drunk… She’ll be passed out way before she knows I hit her back door. Her head won’t be the only thing that hurts tomorrow. "

November 29, 2011
Remember when I took you back for sleeping with your ex at your 10 year high school reunion? Your act was pretty much my get out of jail free card for this.
"Remember when I took you back for sleeping with your ex at your 10 year high school reunion? Your act was pretty much my get out of jail free card for this."

November 28, 2011
I’m sorry, but I’m leaving you for a girl with smaller tits…You’re just now a challenge and more.
"I’m sorry, but I’m leaving you for a girl with smaller tits…You’re just now a challenge and more."

November 27, 2011
You understand why I’m letting you go, Ms. Jones… I mean, a secretary who won’t fuck her boss is not really a secretary!
"You understand why I’m letting you go, Ms. Jones… I mean, a secretary who won’t fuck her boss is not really a secretary!"

November 26, 2011
Fuck me like angry cops arresting occupy wall streeters!
"Fuck me like angry cops arresting occupy wall streeters!"

November 25, 2011
I cant believe you’re fucking another man while i’m in the room… geez. I’m sorry the big bowling league matches fall every year on our anniversary.
"I cant believe you’re fucking another man while i’m in the room… geez. I’m sorry the big bowling league matches fall every year on our anniversary."

November 24, 2011
Hmm... It’s Thanksgiving... Should I have light meat or dark meat first?
"Hmm... It’s Thanksgiving... Should I have light meat or dark meat first?"

November 23, 2011
Honey, you gotta hear our Japenese exchange student moan when I fuck her. It’s so funny, she sounds like the dog’s squeak toy.
"Honey, you gotta hear our Japenese exchange student moan when I fuck her. It’s so funny, she sounds like the dog’s squeak toy."

November 22, 2011
Hello? Oh, hi Shelly, yeah I’ll work your shift… I’m not doing anything anyway.
"Hello? Oh, hi Shelly, yeah I’ll work your shift… I’m not doing anything anyway."

November 21, 2011
Yeah, honey, I’ll have to stay late again at the office….
"Yeah, honey, I’ll have to stay late again at the office…."

November 20, 2011
Since I've got your attention, what year did the pilgrims land on Plymouth rock?
"Since I've got your attention, what year did the pilgrims land on Plymouth rock?"

November 19, 2011
I’m reading your diary... Sex with Ed is dreadful on almost every entry… I had no idea we had so much sex!
"I’m reading your diary... Sex with Ed is dreadful on almost every entry… I had no idea we had so much sex!"

November 18, 2011
Look! It’s that bitch Tina… She’s always coming around when we fuck… Tell me again why she’s your wife?
"Look! It’s that bitch Tina… She’s always coming around when we fuck… Tell me again why she’s your wife?"

November 17, 2011
You think lasting longer than a minute in the sack just happens? I need to pre-game to some porn before the big game, baby!
"You think lasting longer than a minute in the sack just happens? I need to pre-game to some porn before the big game, baby!"

November 16, 2011
Seriously, honey, he’s 18, why is he still insisting we get him a baby sitter?
"Seriously, honey, he’s 18, why is he still insisting we get him a baby sitter?"

November 15, 2011
Porn would never leave me… Did you ever think that's why you don’t measure up!?
"Porn would never leave me… Did you ever think that's why you don’t measure up!?"

November 14, 2011
I bet you brag to all your friends how long I last in bed… I mean, 5 minutes… Who wouldn't, miss lucky pants?
"I bet you brag to all your friends how long I last in bed… I mean, 5 minutes… Who wouldn't, miss lucky pants?"

November 13, 2011
Remember I told you I had an old football injury?... They tackled my dick clean off me.
"Remember I told you I had an old football injury?... They tackled my dick clean off me."

November 12, 2011
I love that look on your face. It’s like, how dare you disrespect me by blowing a load across my face….It never gets old.
"I love that look on your face. It’s like, how dare you disrespect me by blowing a load across my face….It never gets old."

November 11, 2011
Hey, Bob, guess who I’m banging the shit out of right now?… I’ll give you a hint…It’s your wife.
"Hey, Bob, guess who I’m banging the shit out of right now?… I’ll give you a hint…It’s your wife."

November 10, 2011
I promise I will never ask you to have anal again!
"I promise I will never ask you to have anal again!"

November 9, 2011
Mr. Miller, this is your 3:30 meeting… He’s also my pussy’s 3:15 meeting.
"Mr. Miller, this is your 3:30 meeting… He’s also my pussy’s 3:15 meeting."

November 8, 2011
The birth of Bukkaki. I’ve been cummed on and cummed in… A girl just gets bored.
"The birth of Bukkaki. I’ve been cummed on and cummed in… A girl just gets bored."

November 7, 2011
Mom, Dad, I’d like you to meet my girlfr... Is this a bad time?
"Mom, Dad, I’d like you to meet my girlfr... Is this a bad time?"

November 6, 2011
When I said to get into a committed relationship, I didn't mean marriage... I meant get yourself a good vibrator.
"When I said to get into a committed relationship, I didn't mean marriage... I meant get yourself a good vibrator."

November 5, 2011
I’m sorry, Jones, but you’re getting laid off… I promised your wife I wouldn't, but c’mon, when have you ever known a banker to tell the truth?
"I’m sorry, Jones, but you’re getting laid off… I promised your wife I wouldn't, but c’mon, when have you ever known a banker to tell the truth?"

November 4, 2011
Son, you’re ugly, fat and got a small pecker… I’d like you to meet one of the many love interests you will share in you life… They’re called hookers.
"Son, you’re ugly, fat and got a small pecker… I’d like you to meet one of the many love interests you will share in you life… They’re called hookers."

November 3, 2011
OK, I like rough sex as much as any girl, but dig your spurs into me again and I’m done.
"OK, I like rough sex as much as any girl, but dig your spurs into me again and I’m done."

November 2, 2011
What aren't you going to do ever again? Lick my ass? That’s right, you’re not!
"What aren't you going to do ever again? Lick my ass? That’s right, you’re not!"

November 1, 2011
Putting this tablet on your back and running some porn is totally helping me get through this.
"Putting this tablet on your back and running some porn is totally helping me get through this. "


November 2011 Cartoons

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