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October 31, 2011
I’m sorry I ran out of Halloween candy! Sorry, lady, rules are rules. No treats means you gotta trick.
"I’m sorry I ran out of Halloween candy! Sorry, lady, rules are rules. No treats means you gotta trick. "

October 30, 2011
Sorry, hon, I’m possessed by a horny ghost who’s making me do it… Wanna see my head spin 360?
"Sorry, hon, I’m possessed by a horny ghost who’s making me do it… Wanna see my head spin 360?"

October 29, 2011
No offense, you’re a hot ghost… But I can’t feel anything and I’m not even wearing a condom.
"No offense, you’re a hot ghost… But I can’t feel anything and I’m not even wearing a condom."

October 28, 2011
Dr. Frankenstein, I think we’ve found your monster’s dick.
"Dr. Frankenstein, I think we’ve found your monster’s dick."

October 27, 2011
I vant to suck yer cum…That whole sucking blood thing is just an urban legend.
"I vant to suck yer cum…That whole sucking blood thing is just an urban legend."

October 26, 2011
I’m a dick-head for Halloween. You’re a dick-head pretty much year round.
"I’m a dick-head for Halloween. You’re a dick-head pretty much year round."

October 25, 2011
I’m giving out vibrators for Halloween… I thought... What’s a better treat than an amazing orgasm?
"I’m giving out vibrators for Halloween… I thought... What’s a better treat than an amazing orgasm?"

October 24, 2011
Oh, I’m a virgin except in my mouth and my butt.
"Oh, I’m a virgin except in my mouth and my butt."

October 23, 2011
How threesomes started. Hey, come and shove your dick in my mouth, I don’t want them or hear me scream in agony!
"How threesomes started. Hey, come and shove your dick in my mouth, I don’t want them or hear me scream in agony!"

October 22, 2011
I mean, sure I could poke and prod around inside you with sharp medical instruments, or I could do it this way.
"I mean, sure I could poke and prod around inside you with sharp medical instruments, or I could do it this way."

October 21, 2011
He doesn’t have a m-o-n-s-t-e-r c-o-c-k. I’m black, not deaf.
"He doesn’t have a m-o-n-s-t-e-r c-o-c-k. I’m black, not deaf."

October 20, 2011
This is bullshit… Guys don’t have it this good at their strip clubs!
"This is bullshit… Guys don’t have it this good at their strip clubs!"

October 19, 2011
You’re my step-dad, I think it’s like a law that I have to seduce you into fucking me.
"You’re my step-dad, I think it’s like a law that I have to seduce you into fucking me."

October 18, 2011
So, she screamed, 'stop my ass is on fire!'. It was then that I found my calling!
"So, she screamed, 'stop my ass is on fire!'. It was then that I found my calling!"

October 17, 2011
By all means, fuck my wife harder… Please… I mean, marriage is 50-50 split, why shouldn’t she get screwed as hard as I am right now?!
"By all means, fuck my wife harder… Please… I mean, marriage is 50-50 split, why shouldn’t she get screwed as hard as I am right now?!"

October 16, 2011
Then h-her cold icy hands penetrated my virgin ass… While she was violating me, she l-laughed and screamed, 'how does it feel, p-pretty boy?!'.
"Then h-her cold icy hands penetrated my virgin ass… While she was violating me, she l-laughed and screamed, 'how does it feel, p-pretty boy?!'."

October 15, 2011
Your son sucks in bed… You’re a helicopter parent, why haven’t you dealt with this?
"Your son sucks in bed… You’re a helicopter parent, why haven’t you dealt with this?"

October 14, 2011
It’s a porn studio… What else would they be doing in a meeting?
"It’s a porn studio… What else would they be doing in a meeting?"

October 13, 2011
I’m teaching him not to do all the dumb things you do in bed… It’s to help future generations!
"I’m teaching him not to do all the dumb things you do in bed… It’s to help future generations!"

October 12, 2011
Get bigger, last longer... You asked for it, bitch!
"Get bigger, last longer... You asked for it, bitch!"

October 11, 2011
Addicted to cum.  Will jerk for 4 cum.
"Addicted to cum. Will jerk for 4 cum."

October 10, 2011
It’s called small dick humiliation… Sure, he’s got a 9 inch dong but my real fetish is angry sex.
"It’s called small dick humiliation… Sure, he’s got a 9 inch dong but my real fetish is angry sex."

October 9, 2011
The doc gave me a prescription for my sex addiction… I was supposed to take it twice a day… The prescription was the directions to his bedroom.
"The doc gave me a prescription for my sex addiction… I was supposed to take it twice a day… The prescription was the directions to his bedroom."

October 8, 2011
Damn it, Bill… First, I find out you’re a better grill master  than me, your lawn is greener and now I find out you can give my wife orgasms! This is why people hate their neighbors!
"Damn it, Bill… First, I find out you’re a better grill master than me, your lawn is greener and now I find out you can give my wife orgasms! This is why people hate their neighbors!"

October 7, 2011
I’m not really a 70 year old… I’m actually 32... Did a lot of drugs in my twenties.
"I’m not really a 70 year old… I’m actually 32... Did a lot of drugs in my twenties."

October 6, 2011
This is called an anal massage, it’s the latest craze in muscle therapy.
"This is called an anal massage, it’s the latest craze in muscle therapy."

October 5, 2011
My boyfriend want you to fuck me so I’m not a virgin anymore... Something about fainting at the sight of blood.
"My boyfriend want you to fuck me so I’m not a virgin anymore... Something about fainting at the sight of blood."

October 4, 2011
I was trying to have a reverse gang bang party, it sounded great until they brought out the strap-ons.
"I was trying to have a reverse gang bang party, it sounded great until they brought out the strap-ons."

October 3, 2011
All I remember was asking how this bra looked on me... and then I wound up having my first lesbian experience! Please stop thanking me. You’re welcome.
"All I remember was asking how this bra looked on me... and then I wound up having my first lesbian experience! Please stop thanking me. You’re welcome."

October 2, 2011
I haven’t been a virgin in years, but I trick guys into thinking I am during my period.
"I haven’t been a virgin in years, but I trick guys into thinking I am during my period."

October 1, 2011
I only know you as petite, shaved, blonde with huge tits. It’s cool that you have a real name.
"I only know you as petite, shaved, blonde with huge tits. It’s cool that you have a real name."


October 2011 Cartoons

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