Adult Cartoons
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October 31, 2011 |
 "I’m sorry I ran out of Halloween candy! Sorry, lady, rules are rules. No treats means you gotta trick. " |
October 30, 2011 |
 "Sorry, hon, I’m possessed by a horny ghost who’s making me do it… Wanna see my head spin 360?" |
October 29, 2011 |
 "No offense, you’re a hot ghost… But I can’t feel anything and I’m not even wearing a condom." |
October 28, 2011 |
 "Dr. Frankenstein, I think we’ve found your monster’s dick." |
October 27, 2011 |
 "I vant to suck yer cum…That whole sucking blood thing is just an urban legend." |
October 26, 2011 |
 "I’m a dick-head for Halloween. You’re a dick-head pretty much year round." |
October 25, 2011 |
 "I’m giving out vibrators for Halloween… I thought... What’s a better treat than an amazing orgasm?" |
October 24, 2011 |
 "Oh, I’m a virgin except in my mouth and my butt." |
October 23, 2011 |
 "How threesomes started. Hey, come and shove your dick in my mouth, I don’t want them or hear me scream in agony!" |
October 22, 2011 |
 "I mean, sure I could poke and prod around inside you with sharp medical instruments, or I could do it this way." |
October 21, 2011 |
 "He doesn’t have a m-o-n-s-t-e-r c-o-c-k. I’m black, not deaf." |
October 20, 2011 |
 "This is bullshit… Guys don’t have it this good at their strip clubs!" |
October 19, 2011 |
 "You’re my step-dad, I think it’s like a law that I have to seduce you into fucking me." |
October 18, 2011 |
 "So, she screamed, 'stop my ass is on fire!'. It was then that I found my calling!" |
October 17, 2011 |
 "By all means, fuck my wife harder… Please… I mean, marriage is 50-50 split, why shouldn’t she get screwed as hard as I am right now?!" |
October 16, 2011 |
 "Then h-her cold icy hands penetrated my virgin ass… While she was violating me, she l-laughed and screamed, 'how does it feel, p-pretty boy?!'." |
October 15, 2011 |
 "Your son sucks in bed… You’re a helicopter parent, why haven’t you dealt with this?" |
October 14, 2011 |
 "It’s a porn studio… What else would they be doing in a meeting?" |
October 13, 2011 |
 "I’m teaching him not to do all the dumb things you do in bed… It’s to help future generations!" |
October 12, 2011 |
 "Get bigger, last longer... You asked for it, bitch!" |
October 11, 2011 |
 "Addicted to cum. Will jerk for 4 cum." |
October 10, 2011 |
 "It’s called small dick humiliation… Sure, he’s got a 9 inch dong but my real fetish is angry sex." |
October 9, 2011 |
 "The doc gave me a prescription for my sex addiction… I was supposed to take it twice a day… The prescription was the directions to his bedroom." |
October 8, 2011 |
 "Damn it, Bill… First, I find out you’re a better grill master than me, your lawn is greener and now I find out you can give my wife orgasms! This is why people hate their neighbors!" |
October 7, 2011 |
 "I’m not really a 70 year old… I’m actually 32... Did a lot of drugs in my twenties." |
October 6, 2011 |
 "This is called an anal massage, it’s the latest craze in muscle therapy." |
October 5, 2011 |
 "My boyfriend want you to fuck me so I’m not a virgin anymore... Something about fainting at the sight of blood." |
October 4, 2011 |
 "I was trying to have a reverse gang bang party, it sounded great until they brought out the strap-ons." |
October 3, 2011 |
 "All I remember was asking how this bra looked on me... and then I wound up having my first lesbian experience! Please stop thanking me. You’re welcome." |
October 2, 2011 |
 "I haven’t been a virgin in years, but I trick guys into thinking I am during my period." |
October 1, 2011 |
 "I only know you as petite, shaved, blonde with huge tits. It’s cool that you have a real name." |
October 2011 Cartoons |
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