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September 30, 2011
Uh, I\'d like another margarita when youíre done with that bottle.
"Uh, I'd like another margarita when youíre done with that bottle."

September 29, 2011
The Hazards of Public Sex 32 - Oh shit... I think I just cumshot killed a squirrel!
"The Hazards of Public Sex 32 - Oh shit... I think I just cumshot killed a squirrel! "

September 28, 2011
Itís a silicon sex dollÖ Practice and get back to me when you can fuck longer than 2 minutes.
"Itís a silicon sex dollÖ Practice and get back to me when you can fuck longer than 2 minutes."

September 27, 2011
Seriously, heís arresting me! Shouldnít I be the one blowing him!?
"Seriously, heís arresting me! Shouldnít I be the one blowing him!?"

September 26, 2011
Now, lets see how you fill this postion.
"Now, lets see how you fill this postion."

September 25, 2011
Suck, fuck, suck, fuck, suck, fuckÖ itís never boring around here.
"Suck, fuck, suck, fuck, suck, fuckÖ itís never boring around here."

September 24, 2011
Iím a billionare, Jeeves. What the fuck do I need all this money for? I mean,  besides hookers and blow! Well, they donít  come cheap, sir.
"Iím a billionare, Jeeves. What the fuck do I need all this money for? I mean, besides hookers and blow! Well, they donít come cheap, sir."

September 23, 2011
I know your secretary. I use to tap that ass and cum all over that bitch in collegeÖ Sandra somethiní... Sandra Jenkins now...
"I know your secretary. I use to tap that ass and cum all over that bitch in collegeÖ Sandra somethiní... Sandra Jenkins now..."

September 22, 2011
Itís the oil man, honey... Heís going to lower our oil bill by10 cents if I sleep with him.
"Itís the oil man, honey... Heís going to lower our oil bill by10 cents if I sleep with him."

September 21, 2011
Hey, moron, thatís where I get off!
"Hey, moron, thatís where I get off!"

September 20, 2011
Your craigslist ad said you were hot in the sack, but I didnít figure youíd burn down my place.
"Your craigslist ad said you were hot in the sack, but I didnít figure youíd burn down my place."

September 19, 2011
Doc, I donít know where you studied sex addiction, but how do you expect me to talk about it if your dick is always in my mouth?
"Doc, I donít know where you studied sex addiction, but how do you expect me to talk about it if your dick is always in my mouth?"

September 18, 2011
Oh, I thought I was here to  be disciplined... I even brought my own whip.
"Oh, I thought I was here to be disciplined... I even brought my own whip."

September 17, 2011
I had to fuck the gas attendant again to pay for gas... Itís his new pump for gas policy.
"I had to fuck the gas attendant again to pay for gas... Itís his new pump for gas policy."

September 16, 2011
Thereís some lube so you can go fuck yourself!
"Thereís some lube so you can go fuck yourself!"

September 15, 2011
Today was the worst day ever... And unlike my boyfriend, who was too busy, your brother tried his best to cheer me up!
"Today was the worst day ever... And unlike my boyfriend, who was too busy, your brother tried his best to cheer me up!"

September 14, 2011
Shit, watch where you swing that thing... I think you knocked out a tooth!
"Shit, watch where you swing that thing... I think you knocked out a tooth!"

September 13, 2011
Would you like your food to go?
"Would you like your food to go?"

September 12, 2011
I am such a tease...
"I am such a tease..."

September 11, 2011
Well, you asked for a long neck... Weíre out of beer.
"Well, you asked for a long neck... Weíre out of beer."

September 10, 2011
Psst. The bra, lady, lose the bra...
"Psst. The bra, lady, lose the bra..."

September 9, 2011
Breaking news... The D.A. dismissed assault charges today in the Dominique Strauss-Kahn case... Checking the score we find ĎRich white guys: 1 plus infinity... Poor immigrant women: Zeroí.
"Breaking news... The D.A. dismissed assault charges today in the Dominique Strauss-Kahn case... Checking the score we find ĎRich white guys: 1 plus infinity... Poor immigrant women: Zeroí."

September 8, 2011
Honey, I read somewhere that you should never wake someone who is sleep walking.
"Honey, I read somewhere that you should never wake someone who is sleep walking."

September 7, 2011
What was that doctorís credentials again?
"What was that doctorís credentials again?"

September 6, 2011
Can I bum a couple of bucks for some food?
"Can I bum a couple of bucks for some food?"

September 5, 2011
Youíre perfect for me, except in bed... As long as you keep me supplied with batteries for my vibratorÖThen yes, Iíll marry you.
"Youíre perfect for me, except in bed... As long as you keep me supplied with batteries for my vibratorÖThen yes, Iíll marry you."

September 4, 2011
You tackled me and somehow got your dick in my ass... Why donít more girls play football?
"You tackled me and somehow got your dick in my ass... Why donít more girls play football?"

September 3, 2011
Heís trained to bite off the nuts of any man who doesnít make me orgasm.
"Heís trained to bite off the nuts of any man who doesnít make me orgasm."

September 2, 2011
How shit works in the world - Oil! I shall give it to the world as my gift! Think of all the sluts who will  fuck you if you sell it! Oil! I shall sell it for the bitches!
"How shit works in the world - Oil! I shall give it to the world as my gift! Think of all the sluts who will fuck you if you sell it! Oil! I shall sell it for the bitches!"

September 1, 2011
Donít worry, I tell everyone itís you who fucks the shit out of me.
"Donít worry, I tell everyone itís you who fucks the shit out of me. "


September 2011 Cartoons

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