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August 31, 2011
Oh shit! Wrong pussyÖ
"Oh shit! Wrong pussyÖ"

August 30, 2011
We laid off a thousand employees, but you still get your 130 million dollar bonus, Jenkins... And what the heck, threaten your secretary youíll fire her unless she blows you.
"We laid off a thousand employees, but you still get your 130 million dollar bonus, Jenkins... And what the heck, threaten your secretary youíll fire her unless she blows you."

August 29, 2011
Are you willing to take a vow of celebacy? What is this? Hell?
"Are you willing to take a vow of celebacy? What is this? Hell?"

August 28, 2011
Why are you fucking me in the ass? Iím sorry, I thought you said you were filing for bankruptcy... This is how itís done.
"Why are you fucking me in the ass? Iím sorry, I thought you said you were filing for bankruptcy... This is how itís done."

August 27, 2011
Do you think thereís anything to this global warming stuff?
"Do you think thereís anything to this global warming stuff?"

August 26, 2011
We have evidence of you sexually abusing your patrons. Itís not my fault the catholic church forbids contraception!
"We have evidence of you sexually abusing your patrons. Itís not my fault the catholic church forbids contraception!"

August 25, 2011
We are in an arranged marriage, Iíve arranged for myself to bang tons of women behind her back.
"We are in an arranged marriage, Iíve arranged for myself to bang tons of women behind her back."

August 24, 2011
Thereís worse things than this heat wave, I guessÖ
"Thereís worse things than this heat wave, I guessÖ"

August 23, 2011
Iím dieting, so I wonít be swallowing for a couple months.
"Iím dieting, so I wonít be swallowing for a couple months."

August 22, 2011
Give me one fucking reason I shouldnít walk out that door! Pre-nup, bitch!
"Give me one fucking reason I shouldnít walk out that door! Pre-nup, bitch!"

August 21, 2011
This is age discrimination! Iím a MILF, not a cougar!
"This is age discrimination! Iím a MILF, not a cougar!"

August 20, 2011
I heard that you squirt.
"I heard that you squirt."

August 19, 2011
The Wrath of Strauss-Kahn - Captain, weíre too late, Kahn has created a mad sex machine... himself! If we donít stop it, all women will fall victim to this douche bag!
"The Wrath of Strauss-Kahn - Captain, weíre too late, Kahn has created a mad sex machine... himself! If we donít stop it, all women will fall victim to this douche bag!"

August 18, 2011
Iím insulted, but yes,the drink is  just a mirage too.
"Iím insulted, but yes,the drink is just a mirage too."

August 17, 2011
StopÖ I donít think I can handle this much cum.
"StopÖ I donít think I can handle this much cum."

August 16, 2011
Honey, gay marriage is legal in New York. letís go! Too late. Iím straight now.
"Honey, gay marriage is legal in New York. letís go! Too late. Iím straight now."

August 15, 2011
I told him I was gay so he thinks this is torture.
"I told him I was gay so he thinks this is torture."

August 14, 2011
Iíve been eating a lot of protein.
"Iíve been eating a lot of protein."

August 13, 2011
Look nerd, if you tell me to suck your lightsaber one more time, Iím leavingÖ And stop calling me Chewy!
"Look nerd, if you tell me to suck your lightsaber one more time, Iím leavingÖ And stop calling me Chewy!"

August 12, 2011
Iím home, whatís new?..
"Iím home, whatís new?.."

August 11, 2011
All right, all right Iíll find the lube.
"All right, all right Iíll find the lube."

August 10, 2011
Rule number one, when facing a sexy secret spy, make sure your female assassins are lesbians!
"Rule number one, when facing a sexy secret spy, make sure your female assassins are lesbians!"

August 9, 2011
I know you can swab my mouth for DNAÖ But I do it old school, biaaatch!
"I know you can swab my mouth for DNAÖ But I do it old school, biaaatch!"

August 8, 2011
So thatís the new C.E.O.? I like what he brings to the table.
"So thatís the new C.E.O.? I like what he brings to the table."

August 7, 2011
I like slow walks on the beach, jazz, and stuffing your ass full of cockÖ Not always in that order.
"I like slow walks on the beach, jazz, and stuffing your ass full of cockÖ Not always in that order."

August 6, 2011
I live on the edgeÖ I also fuck on the edgeÖ Deal with it.
"I live on the edgeÖ I also fuck on the edgeÖ Deal with it."

August 5, 2011
Youíre leaving me because he can can blow a load across your faceÖ I knew sooner or later youíd find a man who could actually use his dick.
"Youíre leaving me because he can can blow a load across your faceÖ I knew sooner or later youíd find a man who could actually use his dick."

August 4, 2011
We needed to find something to do while we waited for you to see us, doc.
"We needed to find something to do while we waited for you to see us, doc."

August 3, 2011
If you think itís big nowÖWait until you have to go to physical therapy to walk again.
"If you think itís big nowÖWait until you have to go to physical therapy to walk again."

August 2, 2011
Gas prices are through the roofÖ Letís just say we went to dinner and just fuck now.
"Gas prices are through the roofÖ Letís just say we went to dinner and just fuck now. "

August 1, 2011
I like to play stud poker, Iíll be the stud, and Iíll poke her.
"I like to play stud poker, Iíll be the stud, and Iíll poke her. "


August 2011 Cartoons

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