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August 31, 2011

"Oh shit! Wrong pussy…"

August 30, 2011

"We laid off a thousand employees, but you still get your 130 million dollar bonus, Jenkins... And what the heck, threaten your secretary you’ll fire her unless she blows you."

August 29, 2011

"Are you willing to take a vow of celebacy? What is this? Hell?"

August 28, 2011

"Why are you fucking me in the ass? I’m sorry, I thought you said you were filing for bankruptcy... This is how it’s done."

August 27, 2011

"Do you think there’s anything to this global warming stuff?"

August 26, 2011

"We have evidence of you sexually abusing your patrons. It’s not my fault the catholic church forbids contraception!"

August 25, 2011

"We are in an arranged marriage, I’ve arranged for myself to bang tons of women behind her back."

August 24, 2011

"There’s worse things than this heat wave, I guess…"

August 23, 2011

"I’m dieting, so I won’t be swallowing for a couple months."

August 22, 2011

"Give me one fucking reason I shouldn’t walk out that door! Pre-nup, bitch!"

August 21, 2011

"This is age discrimination! I’m a MILF, not a cougar!"

August 20, 2011

"I heard that you squirt."

August 19, 2011

"The Wrath of Strauss-Kahn - Captain, we’re too late, Kahn has created a mad sex machine... himself! If we don’t stop it, all women will fall victim to this douche bag!"

August 18, 2011

"I’m insulted, but yes,the drink is just a mirage too."

August 17, 2011

"Stop… I don’t think I can handle this much cum."

August 16, 2011

"Honey, gay marriage is legal in New York. let’s go! Too late. I’m straight now."

August 15, 2011

"I told him I was gay so he thinks this is torture."

August 14, 2011

"I’ve been eating a lot of protein."

August 13, 2011

"Look nerd, if you tell me to suck your lightsaber one more time, I’m leaving… And stop calling me Chewy!"

August 12, 2011

"I’m home, what’s new?.."

August 11, 2011

"All right, all right I’ll find the lube."

August 10, 2011

"Rule number one, when facing a sexy secret spy, make sure your female assassins are lesbians!"

August 9, 2011

"I know you can swab my mouth for DNA… But I do it old school, biaaatch!"

August 8, 2011

"So that’s the new C.E.O.? I like what he brings to the table."

August 7, 2011

"I like slow walks on the beach, jazz, and stuffing your ass full of cock… Not always in that order."

August 6, 2011

"I live on the edge… I also fuck on the edge… Deal with it."

August 5, 2011

"You’re leaving me because he can can blow a load across your face… I knew sooner or later you’d find a man who could actually use his dick."

August 4, 2011

"We needed to find something to do while we waited for you to see us, doc."

August 3, 2011

"If you think it’s big now…Wait until you have to go to physical therapy to walk again."

August 2, 2011

"Gas prices are through the roof… Let’s just say we went to dinner and just fuck now. "

August 1, 2011

"I like to play stud poker, I’ll be the stud, and I’ll poke her. "