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July 31, 2011

"I learned that in order to get ahead you have to give a little head. Wouldn’t you agree?"

July 30, 2011

"When I told you I once stuck a cucumber up my ass, I didn’t expect you’d call up your friends to see what else I could stick up it!"

July 29, 2011

"Shit, this bitch is near played out! Run down to the corner of cloud 9 and get me another ho!"

July 28, 2011

"Don’t look now, but I think that guy likes you."

July 27, 2011

"Can you fuckin’ stop playing the xbox and focus on my box?!"

July 26, 2011

"What a great idea to motivate us to score, coach!"

July 25, 2011

"C’mon, fuck me! I break up with you right before our ship wreck with three pornstars and you’ll never let me forget it!"

July 24, 2011

"Why are you two getting so pissed? When I said that I loved your family, I meant I loved your family!"

July 23, 2011

"Seriously, what other reason but this is there to start a cult?"

July 22, 2011

"You were right, she has no idea I'm not you."

July 21, 2011

"You’re not fucking me hard enough... Here, take this gun and pistol whip me!"

July 20, 2011

"I thought since we’re not going to rob them, I might as well enjoy myself!"

July 19, 2011

"You are seriously the worst fuck I’ve ever had in my entire life! So, we’ll have anal, a threesome and then i’ll give you a nasty facial? Sure!"

July 18, 2011

"Well, how do you like that? I cancel my affair because I was feeling guilty about cheating on you and here you are in bed with him!"

July 17, 2011

"....And then at your fiance’s bachelor party he pulled beads out of the strippers..."

July 16, 2011

"Whoops, I didn’t know you were in here when I walked in...Me jerking off on you is pure coincidence!"

July 15, 2011

"You know how I told you I wanted to fuck you out in the open sky? Well, since I got laid-off, what do you think of my new place?"

July 14, 2011

"What do you mean I can’t bang me some high class hookers?! Why do you think I got into politics?!?"

July 13, 2011

"I told you our boss would have a small dick. I bet, like at work, he won’t care if we’re unhappy..."

July 12, 2011

"See? I told you real men can last longer than ten seconds, Rod."

July 11, 2011

"I'm actually 85 years old. Isn’t botox great?!"

July 10, 2011

"Call me crazy, but I don’t think these are the kind of lessons of life you’re supposed to be teaching me, mother."

July 9, 2011

"I thought this was the house you wanted to peep in....That’s my girlfriend’s house and that guy fuckin’ her ain’t me!"

July 8, 2011

"It’s refreshing to see a teacher do whatever it takes to get the parents involved with their studies."

July 7, 2011

"I love our quality time."

July 6, 2011

"You were the one who wanted to have a threesome with her...Is it my fault if I loved it?!"

July 5, 2011

"No, I can’t do this anymore...Since I’ve lost my sight and actually had to do more listening than looking at you...I've come to hate your guts!"

July 4, 2011

"Say, cheese, Senator."

July 3, 2011

"Sorry, Bob, while we’ve been together longer, I gotta go with the big dick and the cash and prizes."

July 2, 2011

"Think rainbows, unicorns! Damn you, Bruce, you’re perfect for me...And with my Un-Gay 2000...I shall have you!"

July 1, 2011

" Man, I hope gas prices go down soon...I don’t think I can keep doing this! "