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July 31, 2011
I learned that in order to get ahead you have to give a little head. Wouldnít you agree?
"I learned that in order to get ahead you have to give a little head. Wouldnít you agree?"

July 30, 2011
When I told you I once stuck a cucumber up my ass, I didnít  expect youíd call up your friends  to see what else I could stick up it!
"When I told you I once stuck a cucumber up my ass, I didnít expect youíd call up your friends to see what else I could stick up it!"

July 29, 2011
Shit, this bitch is near played out! Run down to the corner of cloud 9 and get me another ho!
"Shit, this bitch is near played out! Run down to the corner of cloud 9 and get me another ho!"

July 28, 2011
Donít look now, but I think that guy likes you.
"Donít look now, but I think that guy likes you."

July 27, 2011
Can you fuckiní stop playing the xbox and  focus on my box?!
"Can you fuckiní stop playing the xbox and focus on my box?!"

July 26, 2011
What a great idea to motivate us to score, coach!
"What a great idea to motivate us to score, coach!"

July 25, 2011
Címon, fuck me! I break up with you right before our ship wreck with three pornstars and youíll never let me forget it!
"Címon, fuck me! I break up with you right before our ship wreck with three pornstars and youíll never let me forget it!"

July 24, 2011
Why are you two getting so  pissed? When I said that I loved your family, I meant I loved your family!
"Why are you two getting so pissed? When I said that I loved your family, I meant I loved your family!"

July 23, 2011
Seriously, what other reason but this is there to start a cult?
"Seriously, what other reason but this is there to start a cult?"

July 22, 2011
You were right, she has no idea I\'m not you.
"You were right, she has no idea I'm not you."

July 21, 2011
Youíre not fucking me hard enough... Here, take this gun and pistol whip me!
"Youíre not fucking me hard enough... Here, take this gun and pistol whip me!"

July 20, 2011
I thought since weíre not going to rob them, I might as well enjoy myself!
"I thought since weíre not going to rob them, I might as well enjoy myself!"

July 19, 2011
You are seriously the worst fuck Iíve ever had in my entire life! So, weíll have anal, a threesome and then iíll give you a nasty facial? Sure!
"You are seriously the worst fuck Iíve ever had in my entire life! So, weíll have anal, a threesome and then iíll give you a nasty facial? Sure!"

July 18, 2011
Well, how do you like that? I cancel my affair because I was feeling guilty about cheating on you and here you are in bed with him!
"Well, how do you like that? I cancel my affair because I was feeling guilty about cheating on you and here you are in bed with him!"

July 17, 2011
....And then at your fianceís bachelor party he pulled beads out of the strippers...
"....And then at your fianceís bachelor party he pulled beads out of the strippers..."

July 16, 2011
Whoops, I didnít know you were in here when I walked in...Me jerking off on you is pure coincidence!
"Whoops, I didnít know you were in here when I walked in...Me jerking off on you is pure coincidence!"

July 15, 2011
You know how I told you I wanted to fuck you out in the open sky? Well, since I got  laid-off, what do you think of my new place?
"You know how I told you I wanted to fuck you out in the open sky? Well, since I got laid-off, what do you think of my new place?"

July 14, 2011
What do you mean I canít bang me some high class hookers?! Why do you think I got into politics?!?
"What do you mean I canít bang me some high class hookers?! Why do you think I got into politics?!?"

July 13, 2011
I told you our boss would have a small dick. I bet, like at work, he wonít care if weíre unhappy...
"I told you our boss would have a small dick. I bet, like at work, he wonít care if weíre unhappy..."

July 12, 2011
See? I told you real men can last longer than ten seconds, Rod.
"See? I told you real men can last longer than ten seconds, Rod."

July 11, 2011
I\'m actually 85 years old. Isnít botox great?!
"I'm actually 85 years old. Isnít botox great?!"

July 10, 2011
Call me crazy, but I donít think these are the kind of lessons of life youíre supposed to be teaching me, mother.
"Call me crazy, but I donít think these are the kind of lessons of life youíre supposed to be teaching me, mother."

July 9, 2011
I thought this was the house you wanted to peep in....Thatís my girlfriendís house and that guy fuckiní her ainít me!
"I thought this was the house you wanted to peep in....Thatís my girlfriendís house and that guy fuckiní her ainít me!"

July 8, 2011
Itís refreshing to see a teacher do whatever it takes to get the parents involved with their studies.
"Itís refreshing to see a teacher do whatever it takes to get the parents involved with their studies."

July 7, 2011
I love our quality time.
"I love our quality time."

July 6, 2011
You were the one who wanted to have a threesome with her...Is it my fault if I loved it?!
"You were the one who wanted to have a threesome with her...Is it my fault if I loved it?!"

July 5, 2011
No, I canít do this anymore...Since Iíve lost my sight and actually had to do more listening than looking at you...I\'ve come to hate your guts!
"No, I canít do this anymore...Since Iíve lost my sight and actually had to do more listening than looking at you...I've come to hate your guts!"

July 4, 2011
Say, cheese, Senator.
"Say, cheese, Senator."

July 3, 2011
Sorry, Bob, while weíve been together longer, I gotta go with the big dick and the cash and prizes.
"Sorry, Bob, while weíve been together longer, I gotta go with the big dick and the cash and prizes."

July 2, 2011
Think rainbows, unicorns! Damn you, Bruce, youíre perfect for me...And with my Un-Gay  2000...I shall have you!
"Think rainbows, unicorns! Damn you, Bruce, youíre perfect for me...And with my Un-Gay 2000...I shall have you!"

July 1, 2011
 Man, I hope gas prices go down soon...I donít think I can keep doing this!
" Man, I hope gas prices go down soon...I donít think I can keep doing this! "


July 2011 Cartoons

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