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June 30, 2011

"That wasn’t worth the free dinner I got before we fucked... You owe me at least two more meals!"

June 29, 2011

"Okay, now that I’ve been able to get you to look at something besides the playoffs... We need to talk!"

June 28, 2011

"Damn it! Why’d you blow everything on that rich bitch? I did all the work and I get nothing!"

June 27, 2011

"Don’t worry, my husband won’t be home anytime soon... He’s trying to balance the national debt."

June 26, 2011

"See, I told you he wouldn’t be mad if he caught us!"

June 25, 2011

"I think it’s fate that brought us together-let’s make the most of it!"

June 24, 2011

"With all the layoffs due to the economy... Who knew we’d be reaping the benefits?!"

June 23, 2011

"Button up, nurse, his boner is a pre-existing condition and a blow job’s not covered under his health care plan."

June 22, 2011

"I like this as much as the next guy... But sometimes I want to get a girl of my own."

June 21, 2011

"Here’s my assets, bitch!"

June 20, 2011

"My boyfriend's a dick in more ways than one!"

June 19, 2011

"My girlfriend loves me... But you 'get me'."

June 18, 2011

"First I hypnotized her to cluck like a chicken... Then I got to thinkin’..."

June 17, 2011

"Stop! You are not taking advantage of this passed out, drunk chick! I bought her the booze... I get her first!"

June 16, 2011

"I’m all about saving the whales, but tonight is about us. Besides, I think he likes it."

June 15, 2011

"With unemployment at an all time high... This is almost too easy."

June 14, 2011

"I’m leaving you for your brother because he struck it rich! Any minute he’s going to receive money from a Nigerian King’s bank account."

June 13, 2011

"Isn’t it funny that with all the cocks and lips out there in the world, fate brought ours together?"

June 12, 2011

"Hey, baby... I’m doing this for you so we can be together. This is my parole officer."

June 11, 2011

"I said that it was time you laid ‘off’ your secretary, Jones!"

June 10, 2011

"I'm guessing... But I get the feeling that you’re not finished with this meeting?"

June 9, 2011

"I can tell you haven’t been livin‘ in your car for long... Nobody livin’ on the street washes before fuckin’, bitch."

June 8, 2011

"Hi-ya, neighbor!"

June 7, 2011

"What? You did it to me, Mr. double standard!"

June 6, 2011

"Am I seeing other women? I’m a fucking lawyer, even I wouldn’t believe a word I said."

June 5, 2011

"I made so much money in oil this year that I had my dick turned into gold."

June 4, 2011

"I love fucking in public, but I don’t think this guy, who’s holding me up, likes it that much."

June 3, 2011

"I’ll role play as the maid, but you’re going to have trouble role playing as the terminator, tiny!"

June 2, 2011

"It’s not really cheating on my husband if we fuck outside the bedroom... He told me never to bed down with another man again."

June 1, 2011

"I’m glad gas prices are so high... You barely notice me when this tank is full!"