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June 30, 2011
That wasnít worth the free dinner I got before we fucked... You owe me at least two more meals!
"That wasnít worth the free dinner I got before we fucked... You owe me at least two more meals!"

June 29, 2011
Okay, now that Iíve been able to get you to look at something besides the playoffs... We need to talk!
"Okay, now that Iíve been able to get you to look at something besides the playoffs... We need to talk!"

June 28, 2011
Damn it! Whyíd you blow everything on that rich bitch? I did all the work and I get nothing!
"Damn it! Whyíd you blow everything on that rich bitch? I did all the work and I get nothing!"

June 27, 2011
Donít worry, my husband wonít be home anytime soon... Heís trying to balance the national debt.
"Donít worry, my husband wonít be home anytime soon... Heís trying to balance the national debt."

June 26, 2011
See, I told you he wouldnít be mad if he caught us!
"See, I told you he wouldnít be mad if he caught us!"

June 25, 2011
I think itís fate that brought us together-letís make the most of it!
"I think itís fate that brought us together-letís make the most of it!"

June 24, 2011
With all the layoffs due to the economy... Who knew weíd be reaping the benefits?!
"With all the layoffs due to the economy... Who knew weíd be reaping the benefits?!"

June 23, 2011
Button up, nurse, his boner is a pre-existing condition and a blow jobís not covered under his health care plan.
"Button up, nurse, his boner is a pre-existing condition and a blow jobís not covered under his health care plan."

June 22, 2011
I like this as much as the next guy... But sometimes I want to get a girl of my own.
"I like this as much as the next guy... But sometimes I want to get a girl of my own."

June 21, 2011
Hereís my assets, bitch!
"Hereís my assets, bitch!"

June 20, 2011
My boyfriend\'s a dick in more ways than one!
"My boyfriend's a dick in more ways than one!"

June 19, 2011
My girlfriend loves me... But you \'get me\'.
"My girlfriend loves me... But you 'get me'."

June 18, 2011
First I hypnotized her to cluck like a chicken... Then I  got to thinkiní...
"First I hypnotized her to cluck like a chicken... Then I got to thinkiní..."

June 17, 2011
Stop! You are not taking advantage of this passed out, drunk chick! I bought her the booze... I get her first!
"Stop! You are not taking advantage of this passed out, drunk chick! I bought her the booze... I get her first!"

June 16, 2011
Iím all about saving the whales, but tonight is about us. Besides, I think he likes it.
"Iím all about saving the whales, but tonight is about us. Besides, I think he likes it."

June 15, 2011
With unemployment at an all time high... This is almost too easy.
"With unemployment at an all time high... This is almost too easy."

June 14, 2011
Iím leaving you for your brother because he struck it rich! Any minute heís going to receive money from a Nigerian Kingís bank account.
"Iím leaving you for your brother because he struck it rich! Any minute heís going to receive money from a Nigerian Kingís bank account."

June 13, 2011
Isnít it funny that with all the cocks and lips out there in the world, fate brought ours together?
"Isnít it funny that with all the cocks and lips out there in the world, fate brought ours together?"

June 12, 2011
Hey, baby... Iím doing this for you so we can be together. This is my parole officer.
"Hey, baby... Iím doing this for you so we can be together. This is my parole officer."

June 11, 2011
I said that it was time you laid Ďoffí your secretary, Jones!
"I said that it was time you laid Ďoffí your secretary, Jones!"

June 10, 2011
I\'m guessing... But I get the feeling that youíre not finished with this meeting?
"I'm guessing... But I get the feeling that youíre not finished with this meeting?"

June 9, 2011
I can tell you havenít been livinĎ in your car for long... Nobody liviní on the street washes before fuckiní, bitch.
"I can tell you havenít been livinĎ in your car for long... Nobody liviní on the street washes before fuckiní, bitch."

June 8, 2011
Hi-ya, neighbor!
"Hi-ya, neighbor!"

June 7, 2011
What? You did it to me, Mr. double standard!
"What? You did it to me, Mr. double standard!"

June 6, 2011
Am I seeing other women? Iím a fucking lawyer, even I wouldnít believe a word I said.
"Am I seeing other women? Iím a fucking lawyer, even I wouldnít believe a word I said."

June 5, 2011
I made so much money in oil this year that I had my dick turned into gold.
"I made so much money in oil this year that I had my dick turned into gold."

June 4, 2011
I love fucking in public, but I donít think this guy, whoís holding me up, likes it that much.
"I love fucking in public, but I donít think this guy, whoís holding me up, likes it that much."

June 3, 2011
Iíll role play as the maid, but youíre going to have trouble role playing as the terminator, tiny!
"Iíll role play as the maid, but youíre going to have trouble role playing as the terminator, tiny!"

June 2, 2011
Itís not really cheating on my husband if we fuck outside the bedroom... He told me never to bed down with another man again.
"Itís not really cheating on my husband if we fuck outside the bedroom... He told me never to bed down with another man again."

June 1, 2011
Iím glad gas prices are so high... You barely notice me when this tank is full!
"Iím glad gas prices are so high... You barely notice me when this tank is full!"


June 2011 Cartoons

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