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May 31, 2011
What, honey? Are you jealous I didnít invite you? This is kind of a guy thing.
"What, honey? Are you jealous I didnít invite you? This is kind of a guy thing."

May 30, 2011
Those sleeping pills you took knocked you out... My 5 friends and I tried to wake you half the night but couldnít.
"Those sleeping pills you took knocked you out... My 5 friends and I tried to wake you half the night but couldnít."

May 29, 2011
Damn it! Iím out of lube! This is a voyeur\'s worst nightmare come true!
"Damn it! Iím out of lube! This is a voyeur's worst nightmare come true!"

May 28, 2011
We need to break up... I am way too hot looking to waste on someone who canít see this.
"We need to break up... I am way too hot looking to waste on someone who canít see this."

May 27, 2011
My friend, Pat, is here to join us. Remember how I told you how Pat loves men?
"My friend, Pat, is here to join us. Remember how I told you how Pat loves men?"

May 26, 2011
Itís okay, maíam, Iím a DEA agent, I have reason to believe your daughter is a drug mule and has drugs up her ass. Iím probing now.
"Itís okay, maíam, Iím a DEA agent, I have reason to believe your daughter is a drug mule and has drugs up her ass. Iím probing now."

May 25, 2011
If I knew fuckiní a smart guy would suck... I\'d just have gone ahead and studied.
"If I knew fuckiní a smart guy would suck... I'd just have gone ahead and studied."

May 24, 2011
For crying out loud... How do you expect me to read with all the noise you and your little friends keep making!?
"For crying out loud... How do you expect me to read with all the noise you and your little friends keep making!?"

May 23, 2011
Come on in, honey, your boyfriend was just teaching me the latest dance moves... Like on that Dancing with Celebrities.
"Come on in, honey, your boyfriend was just teaching me the latest dance moves... Like on that Dancing with Celebrities."

May 22, 2011
Whatís momís problem? Doesnít she know this is what step-dads do with step-daughters?
"Whatís momís problem? Doesnít she know this is what step-dads do with step-daughters?"

May 21, 2011
Lick your ass? Not even the dog would fuckiní do that! Sheís right. Thatís just fuckiní gross.
"Lick your ass? Not even the dog would fuckiní do that! Sheís right. Thatís just fuckiní gross."

May 20, 2011
What do you mean, what am I doing fucking the maid? Look in the mirror, bitch!
"What do you mean, what am I doing fucking the maid? Look in the mirror, bitch!"

May 19, 2011
Hi guys, just passing by... Thought Iíd pop my head in to see how things are...
"Hi guys, just passing by... Thought Iíd pop my head in to see how things are..."

May 18, 2011
Hey, just for kicks, letís all go get sandwiches after this.
"Hey, just for kicks, letís all go get sandwiches after this."

May 17, 2011
I want you to take your engagement ring back... Thereís no way I could take a lifetime of bad sex.
"I want you to take your engagement ring back... Thereís no way I could take a lifetime of bad sex."

May 16, 2011
I saw this in a porno... Monkey see, monkey do, right?
"I saw this in a porno... Monkey see, monkey do, right?"

May 15, 2011
I\'m sorry but this just isnít working out!
"I'm sorry but this just isnít working out!"

May 14, 2011
I donít care what you say, Helen! Cocks arenít like potato chips-you can just have one!
"I donít care what you say, Helen! Cocks arenít like potato chips-you can just have one!"

May 13, 2011
I wasnít paying attention in sex ed, Roger... But I think I heard that if you cum inside me... Something might happen, you idiot!
"I wasnít paying attention in sex ed, Roger... But I think I heard that if you cum inside me... Something might happen, you idiot!"

May 12, 2011
Okay, you woke up and caught me looking at you with a giant boner in my pants... Believe me, itís not what it looks like.
"Okay, you woke up and caught me looking at you with a giant boner in my pants... Believe me, itís not what it looks like."

May 11, 2011
Sorry, honey, but nerds are really hot these days... And you know how I like to keep up with the trends.
"Sorry, honey, but nerds are really hot these days... And you know how I like to keep up with the trends."

May 10, 2011
Who knew that my community service probation helping the homeless would be so much fun!
"Who knew that my community service probation helping the homeless would be so much fun!"

May 9, 2011
Uh-what is that touching my dick? My dick! I told you we have a lot in common!
"Uh-what is that touching my dick? My dick! I told you we have a lot in common!"

May 8, 2011
Thanks for the Motherís Day flowers, honey... Oh, iíll try to find something fun to do today.
"Thanks for the Motherís Day flowers, honey... Oh, iíll try to find something fun to do today."

May 7, 2011
So? Did I convince you that I could play the lead?
"So? Did I convince you that I could play the lead?"

May 6, 2011
Uh... remember when I said that I Iiked your frizzy hair?
"Uh... remember when I said that I Iiked your frizzy hair?"

May 5, 2011
Iím a dog and even I wouldnít eat off that fuckiní table again.
"Iím a dog and even I wouldnít eat off that fuckiní table again."

May 4, 2011
Okay, I exagerated about the pile of cum I was going to blow all over you.. But that drop looks really cute on your nose.
"Okay, I exagerated about the pile of cum I was going to blow all over you.. But that drop looks really cute on your nose."

May 3, 2011
Iíve changed my mind... This can just be a one night stand.
"Iíve changed my mind... This can just be a one night stand."

May 2, 2011
Oh, what the heck...You can be late on your rent. I donít know what it is about you that makes me such a softie.
"Oh, what the heck...You can be late on your rent. I donít know what it is about you that makes me such a softie. "

May 1, 2011
I hired her for her multi-tasking skills.
"I hired her for her multi-tasking skills. "


May 2011 Cartoons

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