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May 31, 2011

"What, honey? Are you jealous I didn’t invite you? This is kind of a guy thing."

May 30, 2011

"Those sleeping pills you took knocked you out... My 5 friends and I tried to wake you half the night but couldn’t."

May 29, 2011

"Damn it! I’m out of lube! This is a voyeur's worst nightmare come true!"

May 28, 2011

"We need to break up... I am way too hot looking to waste on someone who can’t see this."

May 27, 2011

"My friend, Pat, is here to join us. Remember how I told you how Pat loves men?"

May 26, 2011

"It’s okay, ma’am, I’m a DEA agent, I have reason to believe your daughter is a drug mule and has drugs up her ass. I’m probing now."

May 25, 2011

"If I knew fuckin’ a smart guy would suck... I'd just have gone ahead and studied."

May 24, 2011

"For crying out loud... How do you expect me to read with all the noise you and your little friends keep making!?"

May 23, 2011

"Come on in, honey, your boyfriend was just teaching me the latest dance moves... Like on that Dancing with Celebrities."

May 22, 2011

"What’s mom’s problem? Doesn’t she know this is what step-dads do with step-daughters?"

May 21, 2011

"Lick your ass? Not even the dog would fuckin’ do that! She’s right. That’s just fuckin’ gross."

May 20, 2011

"What do you mean, what am I doing fucking the maid? Look in the mirror, bitch!"

May 19, 2011

"Hi guys, just passing by... Thought I’d pop my head in to see how things are..."

May 18, 2011

"Hey, just for kicks, let’s all go get sandwiches after this."

May 17, 2011

"I want you to take your engagement ring back... There’s no way I could take a lifetime of bad sex."

May 16, 2011

"I saw this in a porno... Monkey see, monkey do, right?"

May 15, 2011

"I'm sorry but this just isn’t working out!"

May 14, 2011

"I don’t care what you say, Helen! Cocks aren’t like potato chips-you can just have one!"

May 13, 2011

"I wasn’t paying attention in sex ed, Roger... But I think I heard that if you cum inside me... Something might happen, you idiot!"

May 12, 2011

"Okay, you woke up and caught me looking at you with a giant boner in my pants... Believe me, it’s not what it looks like."

May 11, 2011

"Sorry, honey, but nerds are really hot these days... And you know how I like to keep up with the trends."

May 10, 2011

"Who knew that my community service probation helping the homeless would be so much fun!"

May 9, 2011

"Uh-what is that touching my dick? My dick! I told you we have a lot in common!"

May 8, 2011

"Thanks for the Mother’s Day flowers, honey... Oh, i’ll try to find something fun to do today."

May 7, 2011

"So? Did I convince you that I could play the lead?"

May 6, 2011

"Uh... remember when I said that I Iiked your frizzy hair?"

May 5, 2011

"I’m a dog and even I wouldn’t eat off that fuckin’ table again."

May 4, 2011

"Okay, I exagerated about the pile of cum I was going to blow all over you.. But that drop looks really cute on your nose."

May 3, 2011

"I’ve changed my mind... This can just be a one night stand."

May 2, 2011

"Oh, what the heck...You can be late on your rent. I don’t know what it is about you that makes me such a softie. "

May 1, 2011

"I hired her for her multi-tasking skills. "