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April 30, 2011
Seriously... you have to feel a little embarrassed by this.
"Seriously... you have to feel a little embarrassed by this."

April 29, 2011
Quit wringing out my dick! Thereís no more cum left!
"Quit wringing out my dick! Thereís no more cum left!"

April 28, 2011
Sweet! Pizzaís here! Take over, bro, while I refuel.
"Sweet! Pizzaís here! Take over, bro, while I refuel."

April 27, 2011
Iím sorry, honey, but youíre not wearing a $500 dress.
"Iím sorry, honey, but youíre not wearing a $500 dress."

April 26, 2011
I was born with 2 dicks and I shouldnít waste them!
"I was born with 2 dicks and I shouldnít waste them!"

April 25, 2011
Girl: You must love having such a big dick. Guy: It has itís draw backs.
"Girl: You must love having such a big dick. Guy: It has itís draw backs."

April 24, 2011
Thereís got to be 100 people here tonight... If I see you later, maybe you could cum on my face.
"Thereís got to be 100 people here tonight... If I see you later, maybe you could cum on my face."

April 23, 2011
I figured youíd take your coffee black and with cream!
"I figured youíd take your coffee black and with cream!"

April 22, 2011
Man, I canít believe I was against your mom coming to  visit.
"Man, I canít believe I was against your mom coming to visit."

April 21, 2011
Now, hold on there...
"Now, hold on there..."

April 20, 2011
Iím not ending this relationship because youíre a shemale... Itís because I refuse to be with someone who has a bigger shlong than me!
"Iím not ending this relationship because youíre a shemale... Itís because I refuse to be with someone who has a bigger shlong than me!"

April 19, 2011
Sun, sand and sex... Well, at least I got some sun.
"Sun, sand and sex... Well, at least I got some sun."

April 18, 2011
Girl: You like a cigarette after sex... Boy: I do... it was so good, I decided to have a few more.
"Girl: You like a cigarette after sex... Boy: I do... it was so good, I decided to have a few more."

April 17, 2011
Now thereís a teacher who really reaches his students.
"Now thereís a teacher who really reaches his students."

April 16, 2011
Can you please stop fuckiní texting!?
"Can you please stop fuckiní texting!?"

April 15, 2011
Your farmer daddy just wants me to leave... Itís cool, Iím almost done with you anyway.
"Your farmer daddy just wants me to leave... Itís cool, Iím almost done with you anyway."

April 14, 2011
Donít blame her, Mr. Banks. Itís not our fault you blew the pool cleaning money in a poker game.
"Donít blame her, Mr. Banks. Itís not our fault you blew the pool cleaning money in a poker game."

April 13, 2011
Let her go... I came all over her clothes... I canít wait to hear how she explains this to her husband.
"Let her go... I came all over her clothes... I canít wait to hear how she explains this to her husband."

April 12, 2011
I know youíre a jockey, but Iím not sea biscuit!
"I know youíre a jockey, but Iím not sea biscuit!"

April 11, 2011
I\'ve heard of protective sex, but a condom on your tongue is new to me.
"I've heard of protective sex, but a condom on your tongue is new to me."

April 10, 2011
Next time, instead of the pizza and a fuck, I think iíll get the cheesy bread.
"Next time, instead of the pizza and a fuck, I think iíll get the cheesy bread."

April 9, 2011
We talked, honey, and we voted you out of the wife swap orgy.
"We talked, honey, and we voted you out of the wife swap orgy."

April 8, 2011
S-same time next week?
"S-same time next week?"

April 7, 2011
Donít you love being my secretary?
"Donít you love being my secretary?"

April 6, 2011
Oh, this was going to come up sooner or later... But since itís out in the open...
"Oh, this was going to come up sooner or later... But since itís out in the open..."

April 5, 2011
Fucking other guys behind my back is cruel enough... But how you do it is just fuckiní mean!
"Fucking other guys behind my back is cruel enough... But how you do it is just fuckiní mean!"

April 4, 2011
This is my twin brother. We do everything together... except heís gay.
"This is my twin brother. We do everything together... except heís gay."

April 3, 2011
Youíre at work all day... You wonít let me have a dog and I needed some companionship!
"Youíre at work all day... You wonít let me have a dog and I needed some companionship!"

April 2, 2011
Youíre my first real guy in  a year... Iíve got to say... I think Iíll stick to my vibrator.
"Youíre my first real guy in a year... Iíve got to say... I think Iíll stick to my vibrator."

April 1, 2011
April fools jokes gone bad 34: You ever had herpes?
"April fools jokes gone bad 34: You ever had herpes? "


April 2011 Cartoons

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