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April 30, 2011

"Seriously... you have to feel a little embarrassed by this."

April 29, 2011

"Quit wringing out my dick! There’s no more cum left!"

April 28, 2011

"Sweet! Pizza’s here! Take over, bro, while I refuel."

April 27, 2011

"I’m sorry, honey, but you’re not wearing a $500 dress."

April 26, 2011

"I was born with 2 dicks and I shouldn’t waste them!"

April 25, 2011

"Girl: You must love having such a big dick. Guy: It has it’s draw backs."

April 24, 2011

"There’s got to be 100 people here tonight... If I see you later, maybe you could cum on my face."

April 23, 2011

"I figured you’d take your coffee black and with cream!"

April 22, 2011

"Man, I can’t believe I was against your mom coming to visit."

April 21, 2011

"Now, hold on there..."

April 20, 2011

"I’m not ending this relationship because you’re a shemale... It’s because I refuse to be with someone who has a bigger shlong than me!"

April 19, 2011

"Sun, sand and sex... Well, at least I got some sun."

April 18, 2011

"Girl: You like a cigarette after sex... Boy: I do... it was so good, I decided to have a few more."

April 17, 2011

"Now there’s a teacher who really reaches his students."

April 16, 2011

"Can you please stop fuckin’ texting!?"

April 15, 2011

"Your farmer daddy just wants me to leave... It’s cool, I’m almost done with you anyway."

April 14, 2011

"Don’t blame her, Mr. Banks. It’s not our fault you blew the pool cleaning money in a poker game."

April 13, 2011

"Let her go... I came all over her clothes... I can’t wait to hear how she explains this to her husband."

April 12, 2011

"I know you’re a jockey, but I’m not sea biscuit!"

April 11, 2011

"I've heard of protective sex, but a condom on your tongue is new to me."

April 10, 2011

"Next time, instead of the pizza and a fuck, I think i’ll get the cheesy bread."

April 9, 2011

"We talked, honey, and we voted you out of the wife swap orgy."

April 8, 2011

"S-same time next week?"

April 7, 2011

"Don’t you love being my secretary?"

April 6, 2011

"Oh, this was going to come up sooner or later... But since it’s out in the open..."

April 5, 2011

"Fucking other guys behind my back is cruel enough... But how you do it is just fuckin’ mean!"

April 4, 2011

"This is my twin brother. We do everything together... except he’s gay."

April 3, 2011

"You’re at work all day... You won’t let me have a dog and I needed some companionship!"

April 2, 2011

"You’re my first real guy in a year... I’ve got to say... I think I’ll stick to my vibrator."

April 1, 2011

"April fools jokes gone bad 34: You ever had herpes? "