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March 31, 2011

"Wow, go back to sleep... The turbulance made your shirt unbutton... The cum on your face?... Could you blame me?"

March 30, 2011

"I will do anything to get ahead in this company... Hey, what’s this mop doing in here in your office, sir?"

March 29, 2011

"This has been a long winter. Just how much sex did we have anyway?"

March 28, 2011

"Welcome... Take a ticket and I’ll call you when your number’s up."

March 27, 2011

"Ahh! You’re banging my secretary who is also my wife and you’re my brother! So don’t tell me you didn’t know that!"

March 26, 2011

"You were right, Fred... We should see other people."

March 25, 2011

"I said to cum on my tits, damnit! You know I’m a perfectionist! Fuck me ‘til you get it right!"

March 24, 2011

"It’s all right, hon, they want me to come with them so they can perform sexual experiments on me... I’ll try to be brave."

March 23, 2011

"Hey, you know what, honey? My secretary has the same butterfly tatoo on her lower back like... you... Do."

March 22, 2011

"My mom told me to keep an eye out for the yard worker... I had no idea she meant because of that!"

March 21, 2011

"Guy: You are one, damn, fine lookin’ bitch. Old lady: Thanks... uh... what were the prescription of the glasses you lost again?"

March 20, 2011

"I said I forgot the lube and you said let’s try it without it..."

March 19, 2011

"Don’t mind him, I have enough holes for both of you."

March 18, 2011

"They moan and groan like wild animals... But when I do it, I get a wrap on the head with the fucking newspaper!"

March 17, 2011

"Girl: Fucking me behind Clancy’s Pub on St. Patrick’s Day... I wouldn’t call myself lucky. Guy: Who fuckin’ cares about your luck. I meant mine."

March 16, 2011

"Girl: Do you always let your roommate watch you have sex? Guy: Just until I pay my share of the rent."

March 15, 2011

"My dick? My ex-wife took it in the divorce along with the house."

March 14, 2011

"Oh, by they way... I squirt!"

March 13, 2011

"He’ll be done and asleep in a second...trust me."

March 12, 2011

"I wish my wife was as big of a whore as you."

March 11, 2011

"Oh, how cute! Look, honey! A voyeur!"

March 10, 2011

"I like your new girlfriend... She’s really friendly."

March 9, 2011

"I suppose you’re all wondering why I called this surprise meeting... Someone is surfing for porn on company time and when I find out..."

March 8, 2011

"C’mon, seriously? I have to spell it out for you why we’re through?"

March 7, 2011

"So the penis enlargement surgery was a success?"

March 6, 2011

"I'm sorry... Again!"

March 5, 2011

"I don’t mind the spiked tongue, but this time, take out the spike in your dick."

March 4, 2011

"Let’s spice things up a little in the bedroom... Get a penis implant."

March 3, 2011

"When I said that I needed a big dick to satisfy me, I meant I needed a man who could replace my vibrator."

March 2, 2011

"We see this all the time, ma’am. Some dumb fool forgets the anal lube before sex and the friction... Well, you know the rest..."

March 1, 2011

"I told you I cum really hard!"