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March 31, 2011
Wow, go back to sleep... The turbulance made your shirt unbutton... The cum on your face?... Could you blame me?
"Wow, go back to sleep... The turbulance made your shirt unbutton... The cum on your face?... Could you blame me?"

March 30, 2011
I will do anything to get ahead in this company... Hey, whatís this mop doing in here in your office, sir?
"I will do anything to get ahead in this company... Hey, whatís this mop doing in here in your office, sir?"

March 29, 2011
This has been a long winter. Just how much sex did we have anyway?
"This has been a long winter. Just how much sex did we have anyway?"

March 28, 2011
Welcome... Take a ticket and Iíll call you when your numberís up.
"Welcome... Take a ticket and Iíll call you when your numberís up."

March 27, 2011
Ahh! Youíre banging my secretary who is also my wife and youíre my brother! So donít tell me you didnít know that!
"Ahh! Youíre banging my secretary who is also my wife and youíre my brother! So donít tell me you didnít know that!"

March 26, 2011
You were right, Fred... We should see other people.
"You were right, Fred... We should see other people."

March 25, 2011
I said to cum on my tits, damnit! You know Iím a perfectionist! Fuck me Ďtil you get it right!
"I said to cum on my tits, damnit! You know Iím a perfectionist! Fuck me Ďtil you get it right!"

March 24, 2011
Itís all right, hon, they want me to come with them so they can perform sexual experiments on me... Iíll try to be brave.
"Itís all right, hon, they want me to come with them so they can perform sexual experiments on me... Iíll try to be brave."

March 23, 2011
Hey, you know what, honey? My secretary has the same butterfly tatoo on her lower back like... you... Do.
"Hey, you know what, honey? My secretary has the same butterfly tatoo on her lower back like... you... Do."

March 22, 2011
My mom told me to keep an eye out for the yard worker... I had no idea she meant because of that!
"My mom told me to keep an eye out for the yard worker... I had no idea she meant because of that!"

March 21, 2011
Guy: You are one, damn, fine lookiní bitch. Old lady: Thanks... uh... what were the prescription of the glasses you lost again?
"Guy: You are one, damn, fine lookiní bitch. Old lady: Thanks... uh... what were the prescription of the glasses you lost again?"

March 20, 2011
I said I forgot the lube and you said letís try it without it...
"I said I forgot the lube and you said letís try it without it..."

March 19, 2011
Donít mind him, I have enough holes for both of you.
"Donít mind him, I have enough holes for both of you."

March 18, 2011
They moan and groan like wild animals... But when I do it, I get a wrap on the head with the fucking newspaper!
"They moan and groan like wild animals... But when I do it, I get a wrap on the head with the fucking newspaper!"

March 17, 2011
Girl: Fucking me behind Clancyís Pub on St. Patrickís Day... I wouldnít call myself lucky. Guy: Who fuckiní cares about your luck. I meant mine.
"Girl: Fucking me behind Clancyís Pub on St. Patrickís Day... I wouldnít call myself lucky. Guy: Who fuckiní cares about your luck. I meant mine."

March 16, 2011
Girl: Do you always let your roommate watch you have sex? Guy: Just until I pay my share of the rent.
"Girl: Do you always let your roommate watch you have sex? Guy: Just until I pay my share of the rent."

March 15, 2011
My dick? My ex-wife took it in the divorce along with the house.
"My dick? My ex-wife took it in the divorce along with the house."

March 14, 2011
Oh, by they way... I squirt!
"Oh, by they way... I squirt!"

March 13, 2011
Heíll be done and asleep in a second...trust me.
"Heíll be done and asleep in a second...trust me."

March 12, 2011
I wish my wife was as big of a whore as you.
"I wish my wife was as big of a whore as you."

March 11, 2011
Oh, how cute! Look, honey! A voyeur!
"Oh, how cute! Look, honey! A voyeur!"

March 10, 2011
I like your new girlfriend... Sheís really friendly.
"I like your new girlfriend... Sheís really friendly."

March 9, 2011
I suppose youíre all wondering why I called this surprise meeting... Someone is surfing for porn on company time and when I find out...
"I suppose youíre all wondering why I called this surprise meeting... Someone is surfing for porn on company time and when I find out..."

March 8, 2011
Címon, seriously? I have to spell it out for you why weíre through?
"Címon, seriously? I have to spell it out for you why weíre through?"

March 7, 2011
So the penis enlargement surgery was a success?
"So the penis enlargement surgery was a success?"

March 6, 2011
I\'m sorry... Again!
"I'm sorry... Again!"

March 5, 2011
I donít mind the spiked tongue, but this time, take out the spike in your dick.
"I donít mind the spiked tongue, but this time, take out the spike in your dick."

March 4, 2011
Letís spice things up a little in the bedroom... Get a penis implant.
"Letís spice things up a little in the bedroom... Get a penis implant."

March 3, 2011
When I said that I needed a big dick to satisfy me, I meant I needed a man who could replace my vibrator.
"When I said that I needed a big dick to satisfy me, I meant I needed a man who could replace my vibrator."

March 2, 2011
We see this all the time, maíam. Some dumb fool forgets the anal lube before sex and the friction... Well, you know the rest...
"We see this all the time, maíam. Some dumb fool forgets the anal lube before sex and the friction... Well, you know the rest..."

March 1, 2011
I told you I cum really hard!
"I told you I cum really hard!"


March 2011 Cartoons

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