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February 28, 2011
Girl: Your dating profile said you were 27.      Guy: Technically, I am...I was born on Leap year.
"Girl: Your dating profile said you were 27. Guy: Technically, I am...I was born on Leap year."

February 27, 2011
Dammit! Why canít I ever stay mad at you?
"Dammit! Why canít I ever stay mad at you?"

February 26, 2011
Iím thinking of leaving you, so Iím going to fuck you and my new love interest at the same time... Donít have to tell you this will be a fuck for survival for you, Ben.
"Iím thinking of leaving you, so Iím going to fuck you and my new love interest at the same time... Donít have to tell you this will be a fuck for survival for you, Ben."

February 25, 2011
I understand youíre an obsessive compulsive clean freak, but thereís a difference between dirty and talking dirty to me!
"I understand youíre an obsessive compulsive clean freak, but thereís a difference between dirty and talking dirty to me!"

February 24, 2011
I knew thereíd be a catch to Ďladies drink free nightí.
"I knew thereíd be a catch to Ďladies drink free nightí."

February 23, 2011
You were right, dad, in time, Iím learning to love my new step-mom.
"You were right, dad, in time, Iím learning to love my new step-mom."

February 22, 2011
Uh, hey buddy, uh, I thought you told me your girlfriend didnít like anal?
"Uh, hey buddy, uh, I thought you told me your girlfriend didnít like anal?"

February 21, 2011
This is the easiest money youíll make in the biz... Theyíre voyeurs.
"This is the easiest money youíll make in the biz... Theyíre voyeurs."

February 20, 2011
Damn it, Bill! You said youíve always wanted spontaneous sex! What the fuck does spontaneous mean to you?
"Damn it, Bill! You said youíve always wanted spontaneous sex! What the fuck does spontaneous mean to you?"

February 19, 2011
At the bar, somebody called you Ďtag teamí. How come?
"At the bar, somebody called you Ďtag teamí. How come?"

February 18, 2011
This really is your first lesbian film... I donít cum on your tits in the end.
"This really is your first lesbian film... I donít cum on your tits in the end."

February 17, 2011
I canít believe it! my sex-ed teacher fuckiní sucks at sex!
"I canít believe it! my sex-ed teacher fuckiní sucks at sex!"

February 16, 2011
Honey, you always told me that practice makes perfect... I had this guy practice fucking the shit out of me for you.
"Honey, you always told me that practice makes perfect... I had this guy practice fucking the shit out of me for you."

February 15, 2011
I think you know the consequences if you pull out before I cum.
"I think you know the consequences if you pull out before I cum."

February 14, 2011
Thanks, but Iíd rather have the chocolates for Valentineís day.
"Thanks, but Iíd rather have the chocolates for Valentineís day."

February 13, 2011
Got the memo about terrorist possibly putting bombs in private places, Chief! Iím doing an anal probe on this suspicious looking character now.
"Got the memo about terrorist possibly putting bombs in private places, Chief! Iím doing an anal probe on this suspicious looking character now."

February 12, 2011
I was going to rub lotion on your body after you did me... But it looks like you already put some on yourself.
"I was going to rub lotion on your body after you did me... But it looks like you already put some on yourself."

February 11, 2011
I said to cum on my tits.. I figured even you couldnít fuck that up!
"I said to cum on my tits.. I figured even you couldnít fuck that up!"

February 10, 2011
Hey, Grampa, thanks for having your new assistant show me a good time while you were in your board meeting.
"Hey, Grampa, thanks for having your new assistant show me a good time while you were in your board meeting."

February 9, 2011
Iíve trained him to rip your balls off if you donít make me cum... I hope you like your balls!
"Iíve trained him to rip your balls off if you donít make me cum... I hope you like your balls!"

February 8, 2011
Your advertisement in the paper said \'service with a smile\'... You wasn\'t kidding!
"Your advertisement in the paper said 'service with a smile'... You wasn't kidding!"

February 7, 2011
Guy: Be honest, who has ever sexed you up better than me? I mean, besides our cousins, Durlean? Girl: Nobody,Bobby Ray.
"Guy: Be honest, who has ever sexed you up better than me? I mean, besides our cousins, Durlean? Girl: Nobody,Bobby Ray."

February 6, 2011
Wow, and I thought having your friends over for a super bowl party was going to suck.
"Wow, and I thought having your friends over for a super bowl party was going to suck."

February 5, 2011
How do you like that? We rescue a guy and he doesnít want to go...
"How do you like that? We rescue a guy and he doesnít want to go..."

February 4, 2011
Girl: Weíve decided to fuck you as a tip for the pizza delivery. Is there anything special you like us to do? Pizza Guy: Yes, let me leave... Iím gay... And this is making me want to vomit.
"Girl: Weíve decided to fuck you as a tip for the pizza delivery. Is there anything special you like us to do? Pizza Guy: Yes, let me leave... Iím gay... And this is making me want to vomit."

February 3, 2011
Can I make you cum or can I make you cum?!... I grew up on a farm milking cows!
"Can I make you cum or can I make you cum?!... I grew up on a farm milking cows!"

February 2, 2011
Okay, Okay, I might have lied when I said my dick was a foot long... I might have lied.
"Okay, Okay, I might have lied when I said my dick was a foot long... I might have lied."

February 1, 2011
Itís cool, my dorm mother didnít see you when she checked my room.
"Itís cool, my dorm mother didnít see you when she checked my room."


February 2011 Cartoons

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