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February 28, 2011

"Girl: Your dating profile said you were 27. Guy: Technically, I am...I was born on Leap year."

February 27, 2011

"Dammit! Why can’t I ever stay mad at you?"

February 26, 2011

"I’m thinking of leaving you, so I’m going to fuck you and my new love interest at the same time... Don’t have to tell you this will be a fuck for survival for you, Ben."

February 25, 2011

"I understand you’re an obsessive compulsive clean freak, but there’s a difference between dirty and talking dirty to me!"

February 24, 2011

"I knew there’d be a catch to ‘ladies drink free night’."

February 23, 2011

"You were right, dad, in time, I’m learning to love my new step-mom."

February 22, 2011

"Uh, hey buddy, uh, I thought you told me your girlfriend didn’t like anal?"

February 21, 2011

"This is the easiest money you’ll make in the biz... They’re voyeurs."

February 20, 2011

"Damn it, Bill! You said you’ve always wanted spontaneous sex! What the fuck does spontaneous mean to you?"

February 19, 2011

"At the bar, somebody called you ‘tag team’. How come?"

February 18, 2011

"This really is your first lesbian film... I don’t cum on your tits in the end."

February 17, 2011

"I can’t believe it! my sex-ed teacher fuckin’ sucks at sex!"

February 16, 2011

"Honey, you always told me that practice makes perfect... I had this guy practice fucking the shit out of me for you."

February 15, 2011

"I think you know the consequences if you pull out before I cum."

February 14, 2011

"Thanks, but I’d rather have the chocolates for Valentine’s day."

February 13, 2011

"Got the memo about terrorist possibly putting bombs in private places, Chief! I’m doing an anal probe on this suspicious looking character now."

February 12, 2011

"I was going to rub lotion on your body after you did me... But it looks like you already put some on yourself."

February 11, 2011

"I said to cum on my tits.. I figured even you couldn’t fuck that up!"

February 10, 2011

"Hey, Grampa, thanks for having your new assistant show me a good time while you were in your board meeting."

February 9, 2011

"I’ve trained him to rip your balls off if you don’t make me cum... I hope you like your balls!"

February 8, 2011

"Your advertisement in the paper said 'service with a smile'... You wasn't kidding!"

February 7, 2011

"Guy: Be honest, who has ever sexed you up better than me? I mean, besides our cousins, Durlean? Girl: Nobody,Bobby Ray."

February 6, 2011

"Wow, and I thought having your friends over for a super bowl party was going to suck."

February 5, 2011

"How do you like that? We rescue a guy and he doesn’t want to go..."

February 4, 2011

"Girl: We’ve decided to fuck you as a tip for the pizza delivery. Is there anything special you like us to do? Pizza Guy: Yes, let me leave... I’m gay... And this is making me want to vomit."

February 3, 2011

"Can I make you cum or can I make you cum?!... I grew up on a farm milking cows!"

February 2, 2011

"Okay, Okay, I might have lied when I said my dick was a foot long... I might have lied."

February 1, 2011

"It’s cool, my dorm mother didn’t see you when she checked my room."