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January 31, 2011

"I banged a 60 year old last night. Dude, you're so retro."

January 30, 2011

"Jennings, we've discovered a mummified civilization of Amazonian woman! This is astounding! Jennings? Jennings?"

January 29, 2011

"My bad, that's not our wedding video, that was me jizzin' all over Suzy's face while she whipped my ass."

January 28, 2011

"Don't worry, it happens all the time, I switched my wife's DNA with the DNA of a suckerfish."

January 27, 2011

"I've got an old hag for a secretary, my wife doesn't suspect a thing, she has no idea my fetish is old hags!"

January 26, 2011

"You bitch! You faked that orgasm! I've got a new phone app that can tell if you faked or not!"

January 25, 2011

"You fucked her into a coma, and no, I don't want to high five you."

January 24, 2011

"Ms. Foster, you're paid to clean, but just look at my dick, it's filthy...Get to work!"

January 23, 2011

"I like fisting as much as the next girl, but find another way to get out your frustration at work."

January 22, 2011

"Going swimming? No, I'm dating a chick who squirts a lot."

January 21, 2011

"I'll marry her. She gags on my dick and it's only 2 inches long...Girls like that don't come along everyday."

January 20, 2011

"We’re celebrating, we made it into one of those cumshot compilations."

January 19, 2011

"I've got this pain in my ass. How long have you had it? It just started recently."

January 18, 2011

"I'm sorry, we're through, I need a woman who will choke when she deep throats my dick."

January 17, 2011

"So it says here on your resume that you’ll do anything…"

January 16, 2011

"It's not you, it's me. But I'll never forget the love we shared. 3-2-1... Upload! Now everyone can share in the love... I just viraled me blowin' a load across your face."

January 15, 2011

"She really knows her way around a big cock."

January 14, 2011

"I can’t make it to the orgy tonight, the forklift for my ass is at the repair shop."

January 13, 2011

"Oh shit, that’s where my old boyfriend went…No wonder he didn’t return my calls."

January 12, 2011

"Try not to think of her as old, Jed, think of her as classic porn."

January 11, 2011

"It’s crabs, miss, but they’re treatable if you stop fucking on the beach."

January 10, 2011

"It’s ok, actually I’m glad you abducted me, my boyfriend wanted me to go ass to mouth tonight."

January 9, 2011

"How Anal Began... We fuck all time, it get boring... Hey. What dis hole?"

January 8, 2011

"Mr. York, you know my babysitting rate…Blowjobs are extra, but I’m feeling generous, so I’ll swallow for free."

January 7, 2011

"She’s a bitch, steals my money, and hates my family…But damn, her ass is perfect."

January 6, 2011

"I got tired of being on porn sites listed under amateur."

January 5, 2011

"My voice hurts, so I’m going to use this little squeak toy to simulate my moaning, it sounds pretty much the same."

January 4, 2011

"It’s ok, I’m 18, you can cum on my face."

January 3, 2011

"I love anal! Hello! This is her butt speaking! That girl is a fucking liar!"

January 2, 2011

"Whoops, honey, I guess my 'no group sex' New Year's resolution only lasted a day. "

January 1, 2011

"Sorry, honey, meet your new lover...My New Year's resolution was to make you bisexual. "