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January 31, 2011
I banged a 60 year old last night. Dude, you\'re so retro.
"I banged a 60 year old last night. Dude, you're so retro."

January 30, 2011
Jennings, we\'ve discovered a mummified civilization of Amazonian woman! This is astounding! Jennings? Jennings?
"Jennings, we've discovered a mummified civilization of Amazonian woman! This is astounding! Jennings? Jennings?"

January 29, 2011
My bad, that\'s not our wedding video, that was me jizzin\' all over Suzy\'s face while she whipped my ass.
"My bad, that's not our wedding video, that was me jizzin' all over Suzy's face while she whipped my ass."

January 28, 2011
Don\'t worry, it happens all the time, I switched my wife\'s DNA with the DNA of a suckerfish.
"Don't worry, it happens all the time, I switched my wife's DNA with the DNA of a suckerfish."

January 27, 2011
I\'ve got an old hag for a secretary, my wife doesn\'t suspect a thing, she has no idea my fetish is old hags!
"I've got an old hag for a secretary, my wife doesn't suspect a thing, she has no idea my fetish is old hags!"

January 26, 2011
You bitch! You faked that orgasm! I\'ve got a new phone app that can tell if you faked or not!
"You bitch! You faked that orgasm! I've got a new phone app that can tell if you faked or not!"

January 25, 2011
You fucked her into a coma, and no, I don\'t want to high five you.
"You fucked her into a coma, and no, I don't want to high five you."

January 24, 2011
Ms. Foster, you\'re paid to clean, but just look at my dick, it\'s filthy...Get to work!
"Ms. Foster, you're paid to clean, but just look at my dick, it's filthy...Get to work!"

January 23, 2011
I like fisting as much as the next girl, but find another way to get out your frustration at work.
"I like fisting as much as the next girl, but find another way to get out your frustration at work."

January 22, 2011
Going swimming? No, I\'m dating a chick who squirts a lot.
"Going swimming? No, I'm dating a chick who squirts a lot."

January 21, 2011
I\'ll marry her. She gags on my dick and it\'s only 2 inches long...Girls like that don\'t come along everyday.
"I'll marry her. She gags on my dick and it's only 2 inches long...Girls like that don't come along everyday."

January 20, 2011
Weíre celebrating, we made it into one of those cumshot compilations.
"Weíre celebrating, we made it into one of those cumshot compilations."

January 19, 2011
I\'ve got this pain in my ass. How long have you had it? It just started recently.
"I've got this pain in my ass. How long have you had it? It just started recently."

January 18, 2011
I\'m sorry, we\'re through, I need a woman who will choke when she deep throats my dick.
"I'm sorry, we're through, I need a woman who will choke when she deep throats my dick."

January 17, 2011
So it says here on your resume that youíll do anythingÖ
"So it says here on your resume that youíll do anythingÖ"

January 16, 2011
It\'s not you, it\'s me. But I\'ll never forget the love we shared. 3-2-1... Upload! Now everyone can share in the love... I just viraled me blowin\' a load across your face.
"It's not you, it's me. But I'll never forget the love we shared. 3-2-1... Upload! Now everyone can share in the love... I just viraled me blowin' a load across your face."

January 15, 2011
She really knows her way around a big cock.
"She really knows her way around a big cock."

January 14, 2011
I canít make it to the orgy tonight, the forklift for my ass is at the repair shop.
"I canít make it to the orgy tonight, the forklift for my ass is at the repair shop."

January 13, 2011
Oh shit, thatís where my old boyfriend wentÖNo wonder he didnít return my calls.
"Oh shit, thatís where my old boyfriend wentÖNo wonder he didnít return my calls."

January 12, 2011
Try not to think of her as old, Jed, think of her as classic porn.
"Try not to think of her as old, Jed, think of her as classic porn."

January 11, 2011
Itís crabs, miss, but theyíre treatable if you stop fucking on the beach.
"Itís crabs, miss, but theyíre treatable if you stop fucking on the beach."

January 10, 2011
Itís ok, actually Iím glad you abducted me, my boyfriend wanted me to go ass to mouth tonight.
"Itís ok, actually Iím glad you abducted me, my boyfriend wanted me to go ass to mouth tonight."

January 9, 2011
How Anal Began... We fuck all time, it get boring... Hey. What dis hole?
"How Anal Began... We fuck all time, it get boring... Hey. What dis hole?"

January 8, 2011
Mr. York, you know my babysitting rateÖBlowjobs are extra, but Iím feeling generous, so Iíll swallow for free.
"Mr. York, you know my babysitting rateÖBlowjobs are extra, but Iím feeling generous, so Iíll swallow for free."

January 7, 2011
Sheís a bitch, steals my money, and hates my familyÖBut damn, her ass is perfect.
"Sheís a bitch, steals my money, and hates my familyÖBut damn, her ass is perfect."

January 6, 2011
I got tired of being on porn sites listed under amateur.
"I got tired of being on porn sites listed under amateur."

January 5, 2011
My voice hurts, so Iím going to use this little squeak toy to simulate my moaning, it sounds pretty much the same.
"My voice hurts, so Iím going to use this little squeak toy to simulate my moaning, it sounds pretty much the same."

January 4, 2011
Itís ok, Iím 18, you can cum on my face.
"Itís ok, Iím 18, you can cum on my face."

January 3, 2011
I love anal! Hello! This is her butt speaking! That girl is a fucking liar!
"I love anal! Hello! This is her butt speaking! That girl is a fucking liar!"

January 2, 2011
Whoops, honey, I guess my \'no group sex\' New Year\'s resolution only lasted a day.
"Whoops, honey, I guess my 'no group sex' New Year's resolution only lasted a day. "

January 1, 2011
Sorry, honey, meet your new lover...My New Year\'s resolution was to make you bisexual.
"Sorry, honey, meet your new lover...My New Year's resolution was to make you bisexual. "


January 2011 Cartoons

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