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December 31, 2010

"Happy New Year! "

December 30, 2010

"I’ve always been a chubby chaser."

December 29, 2010

"The best part about fucking Frosty is he leaves after sex…"

December 28, 2010

"We’re through…I got this robotic sex doll for Xmas…She’s you without having to pay for dinner and listen to your bitchin'."

December 27, 2010

"I guess you should never judge a book by it’s cover..."

December 26, 2010

"This is what happens to the bad girls on the naughty list."

December 25, 2010

"Look what Santa brought me!"

December 24, 2010

"Oh, Rodney, cum all over my face. How’d you know that’s what I wanted for Christmas!?"

December 23, 2010

"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my daughter’s soon to be dead boyfriend."

December 22, 2010

"I can’t believe you, Cheri! Even after I told you about the G.I. Joes that he never got me that one Christmas!"

December 21, 2010

"This wasn’t on my Christmas list, Santa, but it was worth it."

December 20, 2010

"Santa’s half brother, 'porno claus'. Santa likes them nice, but I like them naughty."

December 19, 2010

"He said you were naughty and If you wanted that Ipad, I could help him forget."

December 18, 2010

"Apparently I was part of a reindeer game."

December 17, 2010

"I love to fuck guys and girls, but I want to be monogamous…Maybe I should look into a hybrid...like the shemale."

December 16, 2010

"I love fucking white guys…Black guys dicks are too big. It’s nice to be able to walk after sex."

December 15, 2010

"Okay, besides the 40 double D tits on your girlfriend, what does her face look like?…What do you mean, you don’t remember?!"

December 14, 2010

"I can deep throat too, but my boyfriend has a one inch dick."

December 13, 2010

"I don’t care if you’re old, I’m blind and I’m just happy I’m not humping the dog again."

December 12, 2010

"I’m just administering his medicine, sir!"

December 11, 2010

"Yeh, I’d like to return this, I got two…um...and no I didn’t use it…"

December 10, 2010

"I don’t think my boyfriend is getting the hint that I want to see other men."

December 9, 2010

"This still beats workin at ‘Burger Shack’."

December 8, 2010

"Ugh! Your teeth hurt when you blow me. It’s okay. I can take them out."

December 7, 2010

"Talk dirty, sugar! I like it, I like it! Moo-Moo"

December 6, 2010

"You give new meaning to the phrase ‘all aboard!"

December 5, 2010

"Are you sleeping with my bff Jen? No way, babe. She just blows me."

December 4, 2010

"I’m afraid you’re flunking math…I mean, even when I told you to get a friend for a threesome, you brought 2 friends, making it a foursome."

December 3, 2010

"No, don’t get mad, he’s not my boyfriend, just some guy who broke in to rob you."

December 2, 2010

"Don’t worry, I’m still a virgin, Mom. One day, when I meet Mr. right, I’ll say ‘you don’t have to fuck my ass anymore.’ That’s my girl..."

December 1, 2010

"I thought it was Moms I like to finger…But this is way better."