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December 31, 2010
Happy New Year!
"Happy New Year! "

December 30, 2010
I’ve always been a chubby chaser.
"I’ve always been a chubby chaser."

December 29, 2010
The best part about fucking Frosty is he leaves after sex…
"The best part about fucking Frosty is he leaves after sex…"

December 28, 2010
We’re through…I got this robotic sex doll for Xmas…She’s you without having to pay for dinner and listen to your bitchin\'.
"We’re through…I got this robotic sex doll for Xmas…She’s you without having to pay for dinner and listen to your bitchin'."

December 27, 2010
I guess you should never judge a book by it’s cover...
"I guess you should never judge a book by it’s cover..."

December 26, 2010
This is what happens to the bad girls on the naughty list.
"This is what happens to the bad girls on the naughty list."

December 25, 2010
Look what Santa brought me!
"Look what Santa brought me!"

December 24, 2010
Oh, Rodney, cum all over my face. How’d you know that’s what I wanted for Christmas!?
"Oh, Rodney, cum all over my face. How’d you know that’s what I wanted for Christmas!?"

December 23, 2010
Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my daughter’s soon to be dead boyfriend.
"Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except my daughter’s soon to be dead boyfriend."

December 22, 2010
I can’t believe you, Cheri! Even after I told you about the G.I. Joes that he never got me that one Christmas!
"I can’t believe you, Cheri! Even after I told you about the G.I. Joes that he never got me that one Christmas!"

December 21, 2010
This wasn’t on my Christmas list, Santa, but it was worth it.
"This wasn’t on my Christmas list, Santa, but it was worth it."

December 20, 2010
Santa’s half brother, \'porno claus\'. Santa likes them nice, but I like them naughty.
"Santa’s half brother, 'porno claus'. Santa likes them nice, but I like them naughty."

December 19, 2010
He said you were naughty and If you wanted that Ipad, I could help him forget.
"He said you were naughty and If you wanted that Ipad, I could help him forget."

December 18, 2010
Apparently I was part of a reindeer game.
"Apparently I was part of a reindeer game."

December 17, 2010
I love to fuck guys and girls, but I want to be monogamous…Maybe I should look into a hybrid...like the shemale.
"I love to fuck guys and girls, but I want to be monogamous…Maybe I should look into a hybrid...like the shemale."

December 16, 2010
I love fucking white guys…Black guys dicks are too big. It’s nice to be able to walk after sex.
"I love fucking white guys…Black guys dicks are too big. It’s nice to be able to walk after sex."

December 15, 2010
Okay, besides the 40 double D tits on your girlfriend, what does her face look like?…What do you mean, you don’t remember?!
"Okay, besides the 40 double D tits on your girlfriend, what does her face look like?…What do you mean, you don’t remember?!"

December 14, 2010
I can deep throat too, but my boyfriend has a one inch dick.
"I can deep throat too, but my boyfriend has a one inch dick."

December 13, 2010
I don’t care if you’re old, I’m blind and I’m just happy I’m not humping the dog again.
"I don’t care if you’re old, I’m blind and I’m just happy I’m not humping the dog again."

December 12, 2010
I’m just administering his medicine, sir!
"I’m just administering his medicine, sir!"

December 11, 2010
Yeh, I’d like to return this, I got two…um...and no I didn’t use it…
"Yeh, I’d like to return this, I got two…um...and no I didn’t use it…"

December 10, 2010
I don’t think my boyfriend is getting the hint that I want to see other men.
"I don’t think my boyfriend is getting the hint that I want to see other men."

December 9, 2010
This still beats workin at ‘Burger Shack’.
"This still beats workin at ‘Burger Shack’."

December 8, 2010
Ugh! Your teeth hurt when you blow me. It’s okay. I can take them out.
"Ugh! Your teeth hurt when you blow me. It’s okay. I can take them out."

December 7, 2010
Talk dirty, sugar! I like it, I like it! Moo-Moo
"Talk dirty, sugar! I like it, I like it! Moo-Moo"

December 6, 2010
You give new meaning to the phrase ‘all aboard!
"You give new meaning to the phrase ‘all aboard!"

December 5, 2010
Are you sleeping with my bff Jen? No way, babe. She just blows me.
"Are you sleeping with my bff Jen? No way, babe. She just blows me."

December 4, 2010
I’m afraid you’re flunking math…I mean, even when I told you to get a friend for a threesome, you brought 2 friends, making it a foursome.
"I’m afraid you’re flunking math…I mean, even when I told you to get a friend for a threesome, you brought 2 friends, making it a foursome."

December 3, 2010
No, don’t get mad, he’s not my boyfriend, just some guy who broke in to rob you.
"No, don’t get mad, he’s not my boyfriend, just some guy who broke in to rob you."

December 2, 2010
Don’t worry, I’m still a virgin, Mom. One day, when I meet Mr. right,  I’ll say ‘you don’t have to fuck my ass anymore.’ That’s my girl...
"Don’t worry, I’m still a virgin, Mom. One day, when I meet Mr. right, I’ll say ‘you don’t have to fuck my ass anymore.’ That’s my girl..."

December 1, 2010
I thought it was Moms I like to finger…But this is way better.
"I thought it was Moms I like to finger…But this is way better."


December 2010 Cartoons

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