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November 30, 2010
Harold, having just graduated with his G.E.D., was actually smart enough to express his shock at the milf’s sexual advances after they knocked boots! You’re old enough to be my mother!
"Harold, having just graduated with his G.E.D., was actually smart enough to express his shock at the milf’s sexual advances after they knocked boots! You’re old enough to be my mother!"

November 29, 2010
My last girlfriend said my dick was huge! Your last girlfriend was a midget!
"My last girlfriend said my dick was huge! Your last girlfriend was a midget!"

November 28, 2010
She’s just freaking out cause she’s never seen people fucking in public..And she’s my girlfriend.
"She’s just freaking out cause she’s never seen people fucking in public..And she’s my girlfriend."

November 27, 2010
We’re at the North Pole, there’s plenty of ice in case you get sore…Now can we finally do anal?
"We’re at the North Pole, there’s plenty of ice in case you get sore…Now can we finally do anal?"

November 26, 2010
Dildos don’t do anything for me anymore, I’ve moved on to pepperoni sticks and large fruit.
"Dildos don’t do anything for me anymore, I’ve moved on to pepperoni sticks and large fruit."

November 25, 2010
I’d like to give thanks for my family, friends and my brother’s drunk girlfriend giving me a handjob under the table…
"I’d like to give thanks for my family, friends and my brother’s drunk girlfriend giving me a handjob under the table…"

November 24, 2010
Bad news, I just found out my real father was black…We’re not an interacial couple anymore!
"Bad news, I just found out my real father was black…We’re not an interacial couple anymore!"

November 23, 2010
Because of your errors, we’re bankrupt...Why did I ever hire you?
"Because of your errors, we’re bankrupt...Why did I ever hire you?"

November 22, 2010
You got dumped? What’s that like?
"You got dumped? What’s that like?"

November 21, 2010
I would’ve died if I didn’t land on this chick with the huge tits…
"I would’ve died if I didn’t land on this chick with the huge tits…"

November 20, 2010
You knew I was a slut before you married me, hon, are you upset because this is our honeymoon?
"You knew I was a slut before you married me, hon, are you upset because this is our honeymoon?"

November 19, 2010
Peepers are supposed to blend into their environment, dickface…
"Peepers are supposed to blend into their environment, dickface…"

November 18, 2010
I can’t believe you did all my bathrooms plumbing for a fuck...you’re a joke! Joke\'s on you, biach! I’m not really a plumber!
"I can’t believe you did all my bathrooms plumbing for a fuck...you’re a joke! Joke's on you, biach! I’m not really a plumber!"

November 17, 2010
X Y=blow job? You’re right again! Damn, I Love studying with you!
"X Y=blow job? You’re right again! Damn, I Love studying with you!"

November 16, 2010
I’m using a small dick strap-on, I don’t want you to start to enjoy this and leave me for some dude with one of these permanently attached.
"I’m using a small dick strap-on, I don’t want you to start to enjoy this and leave me for some dude with one of these permanently attached. "

November 15, 2010
Lesbian 1: Men have penises. They’re big, they hurt a lot and they want to blow fluids from it all over your face. Lesbian 2: Stop it! You’re scaring me!
"Lesbian 1: Men have penises. They’re big, they hurt a lot and they want to blow fluids from it all over your face. Lesbian 2: Stop it! You’re scaring me! "

November 14, 2010
I get a lot of sex…it also helps that I live right next door to the minimum security prison.
"I get a lot of sex…it also helps that I live right next door to the minimum security prison."

November 13, 2010
It’s ok, I can dislocate my jaw at will.
"It’s ok, I can dislocate my jaw at will."

November 12, 2010
This is how he salutes me on Veterans Day.
"This is how he salutes me on Veterans Day."

November 11, 2010
You give extra credit your way, teach, I give it my way.
"You give extra credit your way, teach, I give it my way."

November 10, 2010
Fuck me here for sentimental reasons…it’s the sofa I conceived all my damn kids on.
"Fuck me here for sentimental reasons…it’s the sofa I conceived all my damn kids on."

November 9, 2010
Acupuncture 50 dollars to unwind…I’ll help you unwind for half that.
"Acupuncture 50 dollars to unwind…I’ll help you unwind for half that."

November 8, 2010
She’s a really sound sleeper…I always laugh when she wakes up and wonders why she’s walking so funny.
"She’s a really sound sleeper…I always laugh when she wakes up and wonders why she’s walking so funny."

November 7, 2010
Don’t worry, you’re not the first girl to do that.
"Don’t worry, you’re not the first girl to do that."

November 6, 2010
She grades me on a curve and I fuck her because of hers.
"She grades me on a curve and I fuck her because of hers."

November 5, 2010
I don’t know...maybe when I get tired of these group, bisex, orgies, I’ll just settle down with one shemale and retire.
"I don’t know...maybe when I get tired of these group, bisex, orgies, I’ll just settle down with one shemale and retire."

November 4, 2010
I’ve seen bitches in heat before, Mac…No need to buy this one a fancy dinner to get her in the sack.
"I’ve seen bitches in heat before, Mac…No need to buy this one a fancy dinner to get her in the sack."

November 3, 2010
No, I’m not pausing the game…I’ll wait and decide which game is going to be more fun to play.
"No, I’m not pausing the game…I’ll wait and decide which game is going to be more fun to play."

November 2, 2010
Ahem! Well, it’s not my fault you have such big floppy boobs!
"Ahem! Well, it’s not my fault you have such big floppy boobs!"

November 1, 2010
Wait, there’s more…
"Wait, there’s more…"


November 2010 Cartoons

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