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October 31, 2010

"This is not a milf, dude. You are like the biggest complainer I ever met."

October 30, 2010

"It’s my fault, master, I got his dick off a dead porn star."

October 29, 2010

"I’d drill that! I’d hammer that! I’m gay! I love your shoes!"

October 28, 2010

"I can’t believe you’d be willing to throw all this away for a one night stand."

October 27, 2010

"This actually works out perfectly for me. I was a voyeur when I was alive."

October 26, 2010

"I vant to suck your cock…"

October 25, 2010

"I said you had the right to remain silent. I can’t help it! This is my first time doing anal."

October 24, 2010

"That’s not me. You’ve been fucking a salami. Then beat it. We want to be alone."

October 23, 2010

"She’s a fine bitch, she’ll make some fine pups for you."

October 22, 2010

"And don’t worry about this sex tape, I am totally aware you are a celebrity, which is why I already posted it online."

October 21, 2010

"I promise I won’t fire you...And I agree to your terms, I will give you a blow job on your break. You drive a hard bargain...I’ll come off the ledge then."

October 20, 2010

"I think this is a good, public fuck spot…in the spring."

October 19, 2010

"You’re suffering from not enough sex, let me pull out my prescription."

October 18, 2010

"The pumpkins are small this year, eh, Rodney? Rodney?"

October 17, 2010

"Sorry, you’re my step daughter, I have to show some respect to your mom…that’s why I don’t cum on your face."

October 16, 2010

"If you won’t accept my apple…how about my cherry?"

October 15, 2010

"You look so different up close, I’m so used to seeing you naked through binoculars."

October 14, 2010

"Some people have the weirdest fetishes."

October 13, 2010

"Small, medium , large or super sized?"

October 12, 2010

"I’m a stripper, so, it’s weird, I feel funny taking off my clothes without getting money for it."

October 11, 2010

"When you said you need me to babysit , Mr. Hayes, you didn’t say anything about changing diapers."

October 10, 2010

"You’re the best fuck I ever had! Better than the old fuck I married who has bad hearing. You say somethin’?"

October 9, 2010

"See, I told you he likes me better."

October 8, 2010

"Don’t worry, I love enough for the both of us…"

October 7, 2010

"Beat it, she’s getting her A ."

October 6, 2010

"You know, we’ve been swinging for so many years that I don’t remember which one is my original wife."

October 5, 2010

"Weird, my fortune cookie said I’d have bad luck today."

October 4, 2010

"You’re breaking up with me after sex?! I just had to be sure it was the right choice."

October 3, 2010

"I might be blind, but trust me, a girl knows when she’s sleepin’ with a white dude."

October 2, 2010

"Oh, c’mon, it’s not that bad down there!"

October 1, 2010

"My juggs are too big! My back went out! This sucks! Not for me."