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October 31, 2010
This is not a milf, dude. You are like the biggest complainer I ever met.
"This is not a milf, dude. You are like the biggest complainer I ever met."

October 30, 2010
Itís my fault, master, I got his dick off a dead porn star.
"Itís my fault, master, I got his dick off a dead porn star."

October 29, 2010
Iíd drill that! Iíd hammer that! Iím gay! I love your shoes!
"Iíd drill that! Iíd hammer that! Iím gay! I love your shoes!"

October 28, 2010
I canít believe youíd be willing to throw all this away for a one night stand.
"I canít believe youíd be willing to throw all this away for a one night stand."

October 27, 2010
This actually works out perfectly for me. I was a voyeur when I was alive.
"This actually works out perfectly for me. I was a voyeur when I was alive."

October 26, 2010
I vant to suck your cockÖ
"I vant to suck your cockÖ"

October 25, 2010
I said you had the right to remain silent. I canít help it! This is my first time doing anal.
"I said you had the right to remain silent. I canít help it! This is my first time doing anal."

October 24, 2010
Thatís not me. Youíve been fucking a salami. Then beat it. We want to be alone.
"Thatís not me. Youíve been fucking a salami. Then beat it. We want to be alone."

October 23, 2010
Sheís a fine bitch, sheíll make some fine pups for you.
"Sheís a fine bitch, sheíll make some fine pups for you."

October 22, 2010
And donít worry about this sex tape, I am totally aware you are a celebrity, which is why I already posted it online.
"And donít worry about this sex tape, I am totally aware you are a celebrity, which is why I already posted it online."

October 21, 2010
I promise I wonít fire you...And I agree to your terms, I will give you a blow job on your break. You drive a hard bargain...Iíll  come off the ledge then.
"I promise I wonít fire you...And I agree to your terms, I will give you a blow job on your break. You drive a hard bargain...Iíll come off the ledge then."

October 20, 2010
I think this is a good, public fuck spotÖin the spring.
"I think this is a good, public fuck spotÖin the spring."

October 19, 2010
Youíre suffering from not enough sex, let me pull out my prescription.
"Youíre suffering from not enough sex, let me pull out my prescription."

October 18, 2010
The pumpkins are small this year, eh, Rodney? Rodney?
"The pumpkins are small this year, eh, Rodney? Rodney?"

October 17, 2010
Sorry, youíre my step daughter, I have to show some respect to your momÖthatís why I donít cum on your face.
"Sorry, youíre my step daughter, I have to show some respect to your momÖthatís why I donít cum on your face."

October 16, 2010
If you wonít accept my appleÖhow about my cherry?
"If you wonít accept my appleÖhow about my cherry?"

October 15, 2010
You look so different up close, Iím so used to seeing you naked through binoculars.
"You look so different up close, Iím so used to seeing you naked through binoculars."

October 14, 2010
Some people have the weirdest fetishes.
"Some people have the weirdest fetishes."

October 13, 2010
Small, medium , large or super sized?
"Small, medium , large or super sized?"

October 12, 2010
Iím a stripper, so, itís weird, I feel funny taking off my clothes without getting money for it.
"Iím a stripper, so, itís weird, I feel funny taking off my clothes without getting money for it."

October 11, 2010
When you said you need me to babysit , Mr. Hayes, you didnít say anything about  changing diapers.
"When you said you need me to babysit , Mr. Hayes, you didnít say anything about changing diapers."

October 10, 2010
Youíre the best fuck I ever had! Better than the old fuck I married who has bad hearing. You say somethiní?
"Youíre the best fuck I ever had! Better than the old fuck I married who has bad hearing. You say somethiní?"

October 9, 2010
See, I told you he likes me better.
"See, I told you he likes me better."

October 8, 2010
Donít worry, I love enough for the both of usÖ
"Donít worry, I love enough for the both of usÖ"

October 7, 2010
Beat it, sheís getting her A .
"Beat it, sheís getting her A ."

October 6, 2010
You know, weíve been swinging for so many years that I donít remember which one is my original wife.
"You know, weíve been swinging for so many years that I donít remember which one is my original wife."

October 5, 2010
Weird, my fortune cookie said Iíd have bad luck today.
"Weird, my fortune cookie said Iíd have bad luck today."

October 4, 2010
Youíre breaking up with me after sex?! I just had to be sure it was the right choice.
"Youíre breaking up with me after sex?! I just had to be sure it was the right choice."

October 3, 2010
I might be blind, but trust me, a girl knows when sheís  sleepiní with a white dude.
"I might be blind, but trust me, a girl knows when sheís sleepiní with a white dude."

October 2, 2010
Oh, címon, itís not that bad down there!
"Oh, címon, itís not that bad down there!"

October 1, 2010
My juggs are too big! My back went out! This sucks! Not for me.
"My juggs are too big! My back went out! This sucks! Not for me."


October 2010 Cartoons

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