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September 30, 2010

"You got a tight pussy? Don’t worry, I got the jaws of life if I need it."

September 29, 2010

"So, this is why construction always takes so long."

September 28, 2010

"I am going to fuck how many guys today? It depends, do you have a spare pussy in case yours breaks down?"

September 27, 2010

"Hi honey, how was your bachelorette party, did you heh-heh, have a stripper?"

September 26, 2010

"The real reason whales beach themselves! Beat it you fucking voyeur!"

September 25, 2010

"I took yoga for the stretching, then I realized I could go down on myself...That’s why I’m dumping you."

September 24, 2010

"My ex-boyfriend did my boob job… Never dump a plastic surgeon before the operation."

September 23, 2010

"Tell me, Dave, why hasn’t your identical twin brother ever married? Honey, I’m home!"

September 22, 2010

"I love fucking white boys. Sometimes I need a break from total orgasmic satisfaction from those big black dicks."

September 21, 2010

"Jones, I asked for a secretary that could take great notes and was a slut. How’s the search going? I think I found one, sir!"

September 20, 2010

"You want me to fuck you and post it on the web?…Isn’t that how we fucking got into this mess in the first place?"

September 19, 2010

"Arr-it be ‘Talk like a Pirate Day’- So walk my plank, wench! Arr-only if you can sexually shiver me timbers!"

September 18, 2010

"Well, okay, I’ll fuck you, but I want a dollar more when I babysit Timmy."

September 17, 2010

"You like fucking your step dad? Well, I can’t say you’re as good as my step brother."

September 16, 2010

"Wow, I had no idea that on Step-Family Day I had to fuck my step-dad and step-brother...So, last Monday was Step-Family Day too?"

September 15, 2010

"Here’s your homework, bitch!"

September 14, 2010

"Do you like fucking older women because we’re more voluptuous and experienced? Nope, guys will fuck just about anything-even old bitches like you."

September 13, 2010

"My fake dick is still in your ass?…You might as well keep it for a souvenir."

September 12, 2010

"It’s ‘Grandparents Day’-you fucking celebrate it any way you want!"

September 11, 2010

"Aww, she puked all over you… Now who’s sorry for not wanting to fuck the drunk slut in the ass?"

September 10, 2010

"Chest pain-call-9-1-1! Ugh-wait-I’m almost there!"

September 9, 2010

"Get off me, bitch! the sexual experiments are over! But I never came that hard before! Don’t leave me!"

September 8, 2010

"Look, I said, ‘til death do us part’...But if I can’t fuck your mother on the side, I might as well be dead!"

September 7, 2010

"For some reason my wife wants to fuck you...I don’t see why when she’s got me."

September 6, 2010

"Yeah, I know it’s Labor Day-but c’mon, it takes ten minutes...I hardly call that labor."

September 5, 2010

"Mrs. Jones, your daughter isn’t blowing me like you showed her-show her again. Honestly, she’s so forgetful."

September 4, 2010

"Stop yelling, ‘whoa, horsie’!"

September 3, 2010

"I’m getting married tomorrow, I just want to make sure I’m not gay or bi before I tie the knot."

September 2, 2010

"C’mon you pussy, you call that a spanking?! My ass has barely swollen to half it’s size!"

September 1, 2010

"It’s one thing to fuck my daughter on the kitchen table when nobody is around..."