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September 30, 2010
You got a tight pussy? Donít worry, I got the jaws of life if I need it.
"You got a tight pussy? Donít worry, I got the jaws of life if I need it."

September 29, 2010
So, this is why construction always takes so long.
"So, this is why construction always takes so long."

September 28, 2010
I am going to fuck  how many guys today? It depends, do you have a spare pussy in case yours breaks down?
"I am going to fuck how many guys today? It depends, do you have a spare pussy in case yours breaks down?"

September 27, 2010
Hi honey, how was your bachelorette party, did you heh-heh, have a stripper?
"Hi honey, how was your bachelorette party, did you heh-heh, have a stripper?"

September 26, 2010
The real reason whales beach themselves! Beat it you fucking voyeur!
"The real reason whales beach themselves! Beat it you fucking voyeur!"

September 25, 2010
I took yoga for the stretching, then I realized I could go down on myself...Thatís why Iím dumping you.
"I took yoga for the stretching, then I realized I could go down on myself...Thatís why Iím dumping you."

September 24, 2010
My ex-boyfriend did my boob jobÖ Never dump a plastic  surgeon before the  operation.
"My ex-boyfriend did my boob jobÖ Never dump a plastic surgeon before the operation."

September 23, 2010
Tell me, Dave, why hasnít your identical twin brother ever married? Honey, Iím home!
"Tell me, Dave, why hasnít your identical twin brother ever married? Honey, Iím home!"

September 22, 2010
I love fucking white boys.  Sometimes I need a break from total orgasmic satisfaction from those big black dicks.
"I love fucking white boys. Sometimes I need a break from total orgasmic satisfaction from those big black dicks."

September 21, 2010
Jones, I asked for a secretary that could take great notes and was a slut. Howís the search going? I think I found one, sir!
"Jones, I asked for a secretary that could take great notes and was a slut. Howís the search going? I think I found one, sir!"

September 20, 2010
You want me to fuck you and post it on the web?ÖIsnít that how we fucking got into this mess in   the first place?
"You want me to fuck you and post it on the web?ÖIsnít that how we fucking got into this mess in the first place?"

September 19, 2010
Arr-it be ĎTalk like a Pirate Dayí- So walk my plank, wench! Arr-only if you can sexually shiver me timbers!
"Arr-it be ĎTalk like a Pirate Dayí- So walk my plank, wench! Arr-only if you can sexually shiver me timbers!"

September 18, 2010
Well, okay,  Iíll fuck you,  but I want a dollar more when I babysit Timmy.
"Well, okay, Iíll fuck you, but I want a dollar more when I babysit Timmy."

September 17, 2010
You like fucking your step dad? Well, I canít say youíre as good as my step brother.
"You like fucking your step dad? Well, I canít say youíre as good as my step brother."

September 16, 2010
Wow, I had no idea that on Step-Family Day I had to fuck my step-dad and step-brother...So, last   Monday was Step-Family Day too?
"Wow, I had no idea that on Step-Family Day I had to fuck my step-dad and step-brother...So, last Monday was Step-Family Day too?"

September 15, 2010
Hereís your homework, bitch!
"Hereís your homework, bitch!"

September 14, 2010
Do you like fucking older women because weíre more voluptuous and experienced? Nope, guys will fuck just about anything-even old bitches like you.
"Do you like fucking older women because weíre more voluptuous and experienced? Nope, guys will fuck just about anything-even old bitches like you."

September 13, 2010
My fake dick is still in your ass?ÖYou might as well keep it for a souvenir.
"My fake dick is still in your ass?ÖYou might as well keep it for a souvenir."

September 12, 2010
Itís ĎGrandparents Dayí-you fucking celebrate it any way you want!
"Itís ĎGrandparents Dayí-you fucking celebrate it any way you want!"

September 11, 2010
Aww, she puked all over youÖ Now whoís sorry for not wanting to fuck the drunk slut in the ass?
"Aww, she puked all over youÖ Now whoís sorry for not wanting to fuck the drunk slut in the ass?"

September 10, 2010
Chest pain-call-9-1-1! Ugh-wait-Iím almost there!
"Chest pain-call-9-1-1! Ugh-wait-Iím almost there!"

September 9, 2010
Get off me, bitch! the sexual experiments are over! But I never came that hard before! Donít leave me!
"Get off me, bitch! the sexual experiments are over! But I never came that hard before! Donít leave me!"

September 8, 2010
Look, I said, Ďtil death do us partí...But if I canít fuck your mother on the side, I might as well be dead!
"Look, I said, Ďtil death do us partí...But if I canít fuck your mother on the side, I might as well be dead!"

September 7, 2010
For some reason my wife wants to fuck you...I donít see why when sheís got me.
"For some reason my wife wants to fuck you...I donít see why when sheís got me."

September 6, 2010
Yeah, I know itís Labor Day-but címon, it takes ten minutes...I hardly call that labor.
"Yeah, I know itís Labor Day-but címon, it takes ten minutes...I hardly call that labor."

September 5, 2010
Mrs. Jones, your daughter isnít  blowing me like you showed her-show her again. Honestly, sheís so forgetful.
"Mrs. Jones, your daughter isnít blowing me like you showed her-show her again. Honestly, sheís so forgetful."

September 4, 2010
Stop yelling, Ďwhoa, horsieí!
"Stop yelling, Ďwhoa, horsieí!"

September 3, 2010
Iím getting married tomorrow, I just want to make sure Iím not gay or bi before I tie the knot.
"Iím getting married tomorrow, I just want to make sure Iím not gay or bi before I tie the knot."

September 2, 2010
Címon you pussy, you call that a spanking?! My ass has barely swollen to half itís size!
"Címon you pussy, you call that a spanking?! My ass has barely swollen to half itís size!"

September 1, 2010
Itís one thing to fuck my daughter on the kitchen table when nobody is around...
"Itís one thing to fuck my daughter on the kitchen table when nobody is around..."


September 2010 Cartoons

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