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August 31, 2010
Hey, how come she never wants to fuck me?
"Hey, how come she never wants to fuck me?"

August 30, 2010
She strapped a dildo to that mechanical bull… She ain’t getting thrown off of that thing, at least until she squirts!
"She strapped a dildo to that mechanical bull… She ain’t getting thrown off of that thing, at least until she squirts!"

August 29, 2010
You’re not suffering from erectile disfunction, you’re  suffering from big, fat girlfriend syndrome… Nurse, fuck this man immediately!
"You’re not suffering from erectile disfunction, you’re suffering from big, fat girlfriend syndrome… Nurse, fuck this man immediately!"

August 28, 2010
She’s new… She’ll get the hang of CPR.
"She’s new… She’ll get the hang of CPR."

August 27, 2010
I’ve gotta run, my boyfriend is signaling me that he wants to spend time with me.
"I’ve gotta run, my boyfriend is signaling me that he wants to spend time with me."

August 26, 2010
Today’s ‘Women’s Equality Day’, I’m making sure I bang an equal amount of bitches before you came home.
"Today’s ‘Women’s Equality Day’, I’m making sure I bang an equal amount of bitches before you came home."

August 25, 2010
C’mon, baby, your ad said you wanted interacial sex…
"C’mon, baby, your ad said you wanted interacial sex…"

August 24, 2010
Girl: I love how I look in this red bra...Guy: I like you better in black.
"Girl: I love how I look in this red bra...Guy: I like you better in black."

August 23, 2010
It’s my boyfriend, he’s a loser... He dumps me after catching me in a 5 man gang-bang… One time!
"It’s my boyfriend, he’s a loser... He dumps me after catching me in a 5 man gang-bang… One time!"

August 22, 2010
Dude, no offense. but your wife’s a real slut.
"Dude, no offense. but your wife’s a real slut."

August 21, 2010
The high speed chase has  ended, apparently the crooks were distracted by a couple getting all freaky in public… And that’s one fine piece of ass!
"The high speed chase has ended, apparently the crooks were distracted by a couple getting all freaky in public… And that’s one fine piece of ass!"

August 20, 2010
Boy, it’s a good thing I’ve got you along on this trip… I was so pissed when I forgot my pillow…
"Boy, it’s a good thing I’ve got you along on this trip… I was so pissed when I forgot my pillow…"

August 19, 2010
But my boyfriend told me that ‘National Aviaiton Day’ is any day we become part of the mile high club.
"But my boyfriend told me that ‘National Aviaiton Day’ is any day we become part of the mile high club."

August 18, 2010
Girl: Ok, this is not interracial.Guy: Tomato, tomahto...
"Girl: Ok, this is not interracial.Guy: Tomato, tomahto..."

August 17, 2010
Girl: You better please me or else!Guy: Please  don’t eat me.”
"Girl: You better please me or else!Guy: Please don’t eat me.”"

August 16, 2010
Has anybody seen my  girlfriend?… Hey, why the big  crowd?
"Has anybody seen my girlfriend?… Hey, why the big crowd?"

August 15, 2010
Girl: I’d know that dick anywhere... Earl? Is that you? What would your wife think?Guy: I think she was my last customer.
"Girl: I’d know that dick anywhere... Earl? Is that you? What would your wife think?Guy: I think she was my last customer."

August 14, 2010
She was soloing with a giant toy... Bitch split herself right in half! Get a needle and a lot of string.
"She was soloing with a giant toy... Bitch split herself right in half! Get a needle and a lot of string."

August 13, 2010
Guy: I’ll fuck you until I get tired and then I’ll fuck the old bitch when I need a rest.Girl: I’ll try not to break a hip jumping from all the excitement.
"Guy: I’ll fuck you until I get tired and then I’ll fuck the old bitch when I need a rest.Girl: I’ll try not to break a hip jumping from all the excitement."

August 12, 2010
It’s time for your sponge bath, Mr. Hennagin...But it looks like you knew that all ready.
"It’s time for your sponge bath, Mr. Hennagin...But it looks like you knew that all ready."

August 11, 2010
Girl: I’m Carla, and I’ll suck the cocks of all you mother fuckers while you gang bang me!Guy:  Uh- sex-aholics anonymous is the next door down, but what’s your hurry?
"Girl: I’m Carla, and I’ll suck the cocks of all you mother fuckers while you gang bang me!Guy: Uh- sex-aholics anonymous is the next door down, but what’s your hurry?"

August 10, 2010
He invented a giant dick serum, are you as appalled as I am Dr. Smith?… Dr. Smith?
"He invented a giant dick serum, are you as appalled as I am Dr. Smith?… Dr. Smith?"

August 9, 2010
I’ve been saving up my cum for your face while you were on your business trip, sweety.
"I’ve been saving up my cum for your face while you were on your business trip, sweety."

August 8, 2010
You’re my new patient who, let me guess, is addicted to sex?
"You’re my new patient who, let me guess, is addicted to sex?"

August 7, 2010
Okay, you’re going to be fucked without being tied up.
"Okay, you’re going to be fucked without being tied up. "

August 6, 2010
I’ll handle this one dear, watch me and practice on the oscar mayers until I think you’re ready for the real thing.
"I’ll handle this one dear, watch me and practice on the oscar mayers until I think you’re ready for the real thing."

August 5, 2010
Production is at an all time low since we replaced the coffee machine with the hooker machine.
"Production is at an all time low since we replaced the coffee machine with the hooker machine."

August 4, 2010
Teacher: You read at a third grade level! How are you an honor roll student?Girl: I swallow.
"Teacher: You read at a third grade level! How are you an honor roll student?Girl: I swallow."

August 3, 2010
Meet your new CEO, she fucking earned it.
"Meet your new CEO, she fucking earned it."

August 2, 2010
Let’s see what happens when I attach the clips to the car’s battery.
"Let’s see what happens when I attach the clips to the car’s battery."

August 1, 2010
It’s ‘Friendship Day’,  but I doubt I’d ever want to be more than a one night stand with you.
"It’s ‘Friendship Day’, but I doubt I’d ever want to be more than a one night stand with you."


August 2010 Cartoons

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