Adult Cartoons
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August 31, 2010 |
 "Hey, how come she never wants to fuck me?" |
August 30, 2010 |
 "She strapped a dildo to that mechanical bull… She ain’t getting thrown off of that thing, at least until she squirts!" |
August 29, 2010 |
 "You’re not suffering from erectile disfunction, you’re suffering from big, fat girlfriend syndrome… Nurse, fuck this man immediately!" |
August 28, 2010 |
 "She’s new… She’ll get the hang of CPR." |
August 27, 2010 |
 "I’ve gotta run, my boyfriend is signaling me that he wants to spend time with me." |
August 26, 2010 |
 "Today’s ‘Women’s Equality Day’, I’m making sure I bang an equal amount of bitches before you came home." |
August 25, 2010 |
 "C’mon, baby, your ad said you wanted interacial sex…" |
August 24, 2010 |
 "Girl: I love how I look in this red bra...Guy: I like you better in black." |
August 23, 2010 |
 "It’s my boyfriend, he’s a loser... He dumps me after catching me in a 5 man gang-bang… One time!" |
August 22, 2010 |
 "Dude, no offense. but your wife’s a real slut." |
August 21, 2010 |
 "The high speed chase has ended, apparently the crooks were distracted by a couple getting all freaky in public… And that’s one fine piece of ass!" |
August 20, 2010 |
 "Boy, it’s a good thing I’ve got you along on this trip… I was so pissed when I forgot my pillow…" |
August 19, 2010 |
 "But my boyfriend told me that ‘National Aviaiton Day’ is any day we become part of the mile high club." |
August 18, 2010 |
 "Girl: Ok, this is not interracial.Guy: Tomato, tomahto..." |
August 17, 2010 |
 "Girl: You better please me or else!Guy: Please don’t eat me.”" |
August 16, 2010 |
 "Has anybody seen my girlfriend?… Hey, why the big crowd?" |
August 15, 2010 |
 "Girl: I’d know that dick anywhere... Earl? Is that you? What would your wife think?Guy: I think she was my last customer." |
August 14, 2010 |
 "She was soloing with a giant toy... Bitch split herself right in half! Get a needle and a lot of string." |
August 13, 2010 |
 "Guy: I’ll fuck you until I get tired and then I’ll fuck the old bitch when I need a rest.Girl: I’ll try not to break a hip jumping from all the excitement." |
August 12, 2010 |
 "It’s time for your sponge bath, Mr. Hennagin...But it looks like you knew that all ready." |
August 11, 2010 |
 "Girl: I’m Carla, and I’ll suck the cocks of all you mother fuckers while you gang bang me!Guy: Uh- sex-aholics anonymous is the next door down, but what’s your hurry?" |
August 10, 2010 |
 "He invented a giant dick serum, are you as appalled as I am Dr. Smith?… Dr. Smith?" |
August 9, 2010 |
 "I’ve been saving up my cum for your face while you were on your business trip, sweety." |
August 8, 2010 |
 "You’re my new patient who, let me guess, is addicted to sex?" |
August 7, 2010 |
 "Okay, you’re going to be fucked without being tied up. " |
August 6, 2010 |
 "I’ll handle this one dear, watch me and practice on the oscar mayers until I think you’re ready for the real thing." |
August 5, 2010 |
 "Production is at an all time low since we replaced the coffee machine with the hooker machine." |
August 4, 2010 |
 "Teacher: You read at a third grade level! How are you an honor roll student?Girl: I swallow." |
August 3, 2010 |
 "Meet your new CEO, she fucking earned it." |
August 2, 2010 |
 "Let’s see what happens when I attach the clips to the car’s battery." |
August 1, 2010 |
 "It’s ‘Friendship Day’, but I doubt I’d ever want to be more than a one night stand with you." |
August 2010 Cartoons |
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