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July 31, 2010

"Hey, what’s the big idea closing the window? I didn’t buy a giant telescope to look at curtains, bitch!"

July 30, 2010

"My tits get me a lot of attention…some good, some not so good."

July 29, 2010

"There's worse things than alien sex probes, honey..."

July 28, 2010

"We’ve got a cum shot wound to the shoulder…Lois and Superman are at it again!"

July 27, 2010

"Tonight, I fuck you with spirit of dragon. No offense, honorable one, I'd rather get fucked by the dick the size of dragon."

July 26, 2010

"So, they tell me you have a big dick."

July 25, 2010

"I never let a boy kiss me until the second date. When you say kiss, do you mean anal?"

July 24, 2010

"I think I better call for back up…"

July 23, 2010

"I almost did that during my first anal shoot."

July 22, 2010

"I got so wasted last night, I woke up with a cockin’ mouth. You mean cotton mouth. No, I actually had a cock in my mouth."

July 21, 2010

"I like big dicks. After having 8 kids, I can’t feel a regular dick anymore."

July 20, 2010

"Mom! Aren’t you supposed to catch me fucking my boyfriend?! Why does everything gotta be about you?!"

July 19, 2010

"Caught this girl flashing men in public...Thought I’d bring her in so she could flash us."

July 18, 2010

"You look so fuckin' hot…Let me go into the tree outside and jerk off to you…I'm a voyeur at heart."

July 17, 2010

"Wow, I had the wierdest dream that it was raining. No, that was me after I slipped a horse tranquilizer in your drink last night."

July 16, 2010

"Take a memo, Miss Peters…Wanted: New secretary, unless old secretary lets boss give it to her in the ass."

July 15, 2010

"I can’t believe you came inside me! Sorry, it’s a big dick, it takes a while to pull out."

July 14, 2010

"Wow, so that was sex? I had no idea something I’ve wanted so long, ended before I could blink twice."

July 13, 2010

"The water isn’t working. I think mine is working."

July 12, 2010

"You’re just like all the boys, fuck me in the ass, and cum in my face… What ever happened to kissing on my front porch?"

July 11, 2010

"Ms. Spring, the rules of the school clearl state that if you blonde, hot and wearing a skirt, you gotta fuck the principal. Start suckin! This is the best study hall ever!"

July 10, 2010

"I can’t get my three inch dick past your first layer of fat ass. Relationships that are doomed to fail. Reason 467"

July 9, 2010

"That was the best sex of my life! Your first time, too?"

July 8, 2010

"Harry? Where’d you go? I was trying to fuck you doggy style and a wave of fat hit me and sucked me under your arm. Please call 911!"

July 7, 2010

"Wow, you licked up every ounce of cum off the floor…I won’t date you again, but shit, do you want a job cleaning my place?"

July 6, 2010

"That was great sex even if the mattress was lumpy. This isn’t a lumpy mattress, it’s my extemely obese, fat husband. Get me a cheese burger."

July 5, 2010

"Next time, don’t shoot your cum at the front windshield, dick wad!"

July 4, 2010

"I guess the only fireworks tonight will be in the sky. Hey, it’s not my fault I ran out of viagra, bitch."

July 3, 2010

"Are you kidding me? Blowing your load prematurely? Is there anything you can’t flunk?"

July 2, 2010

"My wife squirts like a sprinkler and our grass never looked better."

July 1, 2010

"I actually found his dick using this telescope... You win the bet, he really is a dude."