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July 31, 2010
Hey, what’s the big idea closing the window? I didn’t buy a giant telescope to look at curtains, bitch!
"Hey, what’s the big idea closing the window? I didn’t buy a giant telescope to look at curtains, bitch!"

July 30, 2010
My tits get me a lot of attention…some good, some not so good.
"My tits get me a lot of attention…some good, some not so good."

July 29, 2010
There\'s worse things than alien sex probes, honey...
"There's worse things than alien sex probes, honey..."

July 28, 2010
We’ve got a cum shot wound to the shoulder…Lois and Superman are at it again!
"We’ve got a cum shot wound to the shoulder…Lois and Superman are at it again!"

July 27, 2010
Tonight, I fuck you with spirit of dragon. No offense, honorable one, I\'d rather get fucked by the dick the size of       dragon.
"Tonight, I fuck you with spirit of dragon. No offense, honorable one, I'd rather get fucked by the dick the size of dragon."

July 26, 2010
So, they tell me you have a big dick.
"So, they tell me you have a big dick."

July 25, 2010
I never let a boy kiss me until the second date. When you say kiss, do you mean anal?
"I never let a boy kiss me until the second date. When you say kiss, do you mean anal?"

July 24, 2010
I think I better call for back up…
"I think I better call for back up…"

July 23, 2010
I almost did that during my first anal shoot.
"I almost did that during my first anal shoot."

July 22, 2010
I got so wasted last night, I woke up with a cockin’ mouth. You mean cotton mouth. No, I actually had a cock in my mouth.
"I got so wasted last night, I woke up with a cockin’ mouth. You mean cotton mouth. No, I actually had a cock in my mouth."

July 21, 2010
I like big dicks. After having 8 kids, I can’t feel a regular dick anymore.
"I like big dicks. After having 8 kids, I can’t feel a regular dick anymore."

July 20, 2010
Mom! Aren’t you supposed to catch me fucking my boyfriend?! Why does everything gotta be about you?!
"Mom! Aren’t you supposed to catch me fucking my boyfriend?! Why does everything gotta be about you?!"

July 19, 2010
Caught this girl flashing men in public...Thought I’d bring her in so she could flash us.
"Caught this girl flashing men in public...Thought I’d bring her in so she could flash us."

July 18, 2010
You look so fuckin\' hot…Let me go into the tree outside and jerk off to you…I\'m a voyeur at heart.
"You look so fuckin' hot…Let me go into the tree outside and jerk off to you…I'm a voyeur at heart."

July 17, 2010
Wow, I had the wierdest dream that it was raining. No, that was me after I slipped a horse tranquilizer in your drink last night.
"Wow, I had the wierdest dream that it was raining. No, that was me after I slipped a horse tranquilizer in your drink last night."

July 16, 2010
Take a memo, Miss Peters…Wanted: New secretary, unless old secretary lets boss give it to her in the ass.
"Take a memo, Miss Peters…Wanted: New secretary, unless old secretary lets boss give it to her in the ass."

July 15, 2010
I can’t believe you came inside me! Sorry, it’s a big dick, it takes a while to pull out.
"I can’t believe you came inside me! Sorry, it’s a big dick, it takes a while to pull out."

July 14, 2010
Wow, so that was sex? I had no idea something I’ve wanted so long, ended before I could blink twice.
"Wow, so that was sex? I had no idea something I’ve wanted so long, ended before I could blink twice."

July 13, 2010
The water isn’t working. I think mine is working.
"The water isn’t working. I think mine is working."

July 12, 2010
You’re just like all the boys, fuck me in the ass, and cum in my face… What ever happened to kissing on my front porch?
"You’re just like all the boys, fuck me in the ass, and cum in my face… What ever happened to kissing on my front porch?"

July 11, 2010
Ms. Spring, the rules of the school clearl state that if you blonde, hot and wearing a skirt, you gotta fuck the principal. Start suckin! This is the best study hall ever!
"Ms. Spring, the rules of the school clearl state that if you blonde, hot and wearing a skirt, you gotta fuck the principal. Start suckin! This is the best study hall ever!"

July 10, 2010
I can’t get my three inch dick past  your first  layer of fat ass. Relationships that are  doomed to fail. Reason 467
"I can’t get my three inch dick past your first layer of fat ass. Relationships that are doomed to fail. Reason 467"

July 9, 2010
That was the best sex of my life! Your first time, too?
"That was the best sex of my life! Your first time, too?"

July 8, 2010
Harry? Where’d you go? I was trying to fuck you doggy style and a wave of fat hit me and sucked me under your arm. Please call 911!
"Harry? Where’d you go? I was trying to fuck you doggy style and a wave of fat hit me and sucked me under your arm. Please call 911!"

July 7, 2010
Wow, you licked up every ounce of cum off the floor…I won’t date you again, but shit, do    you want a job cleaning my place?
"Wow, you licked up every ounce of cum off the floor…I won’t date you again, but shit, do you want a job cleaning my place?"

July 6, 2010
That was great sex even if the mattress was lumpy. This isn’t a lumpy mattress, it’s my extemely obese, fat husband. Get me a cheese burger.
"That was great sex even if the mattress was lumpy. This isn’t a lumpy mattress, it’s my extemely obese, fat husband. Get me a cheese burger."

July 5, 2010
Next time, don’t shoot your cum at the front windshield, dick wad!
"Next time, don’t shoot your cum at the front windshield, dick wad!"

July 4, 2010
I guess the only fireworks tonight will be in the sky. Hey, it’s not my fault I ran out of viagra, bitch.
"I guess the only fireworks tonight will be in the sky. Hey, it’s not my fault I ran out of viagra, bitch."

July 3, 2010
Are you kidding me? Blowing your load prematurely? Is there anything you can’t flunk?
"Are you kidding me? Blowing your load prematurely? Is there anything you can’t flunk?"

July 2, 2010
My wife squirts like a sprinkler and our grass never looked better.
"My wife squirts like a sprinkler and our grass never looked better."

July 1, 2010
I actually found his dick using this telescope... You win the bet, he really is a dude.
"I actually found his dick using this telescope... You win the bet, he really is a dude."


July 2010 Cartoons

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