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June 30, 2010
I\'ll fuck you, but you have to promise to be my boyfriend so I can be popular. Oh, don\'t worry, you\'ll be popular.
"I'll fuck you, but you have to promise to be my boyfriend so I can be popular. Oh, don't worry, you'll be popular."

June 29, 2010
Think of all the money we save by not buying condoms.
"Think of all the money we save by not buying condoms."

June 28, 2010
Oh shit! If my father knew I was doing this... Susy, is that you, honey ? Daddy ?
"Oh shit! If my father knew I was doing this... Susy, is that you, honey ? Daddy ?"

June 27, 2010
Oh, I\'m not gay, but it\'s \'Gay Pride Day\'... And I like to join groups.
"Oh, I'm not gay, but it's 'Gay Pride Day'... And I like to join groups."

June 26, 2010
Remember all the times I asked you for an allowance ? I was saving for a big tit job.
"Remember all the times I asked you for an allowance ? I was saving for a big tit job."

June 25, 2010
You\'ll need to take off the nipple and pussy ring... And you\'ll need to take off the cock ring.
"You'll need to take off the nipple and pussy ring... And you'll need to take off the cock ring."

June 24, 2010
Do you think it means anything if your girlfriend commits hara-kiri after you have sex ?
"Do you think it means anything if your girlfriend commits hara-kiri after you have sex ?"

June 23, 2010
I find it easier to drink a bukkake if I add some chocolate syrup.
"I find it easier to drink a bukkake if I add some chocolate syrup."

June 22, 2010
Don\'t waste your time with school girls, their mothers are way easier to fuck.
"Don't waste your time with school girls, their mothers are way easier to fuck."

June 21, 2010
Wow, this is the old school S
"Wow, this is the old school S"

June 20, 2010
Happy father\'s day ! You know how I hate to wear rubbers.
"Happy father's day ! You know how I hate to wear rubbers."

June 19, 2010
It\'s about time somebody cleaned my pipe.
"It's about time somebody cleaned my pipe."

June 18, 2010
How\'d she drown ? There\'s no water in site.
"How'd she drown ? There's no water in site."

June 17, 2010
I\'ve eaten egg rolls that\'ve stayed in me longer than you !
"I've eaten egg rolls that've stayed in me longer than you !"

June 16, 2010
Your mom is having an affair with my dad... Monkey see, monkey do ?
"Your mom is having an affair with my dad... Monkey see, monkey do ?"

June 15, 2010
I swear my friend said I was going to have a threesome...
"I swear my friend said I was going to have a threesome..."

June 14, 2010
I didn\'t bring an apple for you, teach... Just my cherry.
"I didn't bring an apple for you, teach... Just my cherry."

June 13, 2010
Sorry, hayfever...
"Sorry, hayfever..."

June 12, 2010
Well, he\'s not short on stamina like you, Dave.
"Well, he's not short on stamina like you, Dave."

June 11, 2010
What if I blow you and you can say I parallel parked ? ...
"What if I blow you and you can say I parallel parked ? ..."

June 10, 2010
You\'re fucking scum, you\'re dirt... I wouldn\'t be seen in public with you. Oh shit ! I\'m going to cum !
"You're fucking scum, you're dirt... I wouldn't be seen in public with you. Oh shit ! I'm going to cum !"

June 9, 2010
Please mom, this is probably how I\'ll make a living anyway.
"Please mom, this is probably how I'll make a living anyway."

June 8, 2010
You gals said that there were some guys comin\' to this orgy, right ? What happened ? Um... You know how guys are, they never want to have an orgy.
"You gals said that there were some guys comin' to this orgy, right ? What happened ? Um... You know how guys are, they never want to have an orgy."

June 7, 2010
She\'s crying because she thinks she was the only girl who didn\'t sleep with Tiger Woods.
"She's crying because she thinks she was the only girl who didn't sleep with Tiger Woods."

June 6, 2010
I need it bad ! I need a big, black cock ! There\'s nothing we can do. I CAN HELP !
"I need it bad ! I need a big, black cock ! There's nothing we can do. I CAN HELP !"

June 5, 2010
You have two broken hips. I guess that\'s the risk you take when your a big ass lover.
"You have two broken hips. I guess that's the risk you take when your a big ass lover."

June 4, 2010
Can you pick up my tits and help me put them back in my bra ?
"Can you pick up my tits and help me put them back in my bra ?"

June 3, 2010
This is why you asked where we kept the ladder !?
"This is why you asked where we kept the ladder !?"

June 2, 2010
She\'s a selfish bitch! Always pleasuring herself and not me.My dildo is more man than you ever were!
"She's a selfish bitch! Always pleasuring herself and not me.My dildo is more man than you ever were!"

June 1, 2010
Give me a whiskey shot, a tequila shot and a cum shot.
"Give me a whiskey shot, a tequila shot and a cum shot."


June 2010 Cartoons

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