June 30, 2010 |

"I'll fuck you, but you have to promise to be my boyfriend so I can be popular. Oh, don't worry, you'll be popular." |
June 29, 2010 |

"Think of all the money we save by not buying condoms." |
June 28, 2010 |

"Oh shit! If my father knew I was doing this... Susy, is that you, honey ? Daddy ?" |
June 27, 2010 |

"Oh, I'm not gay, but it's 'Gay Pride Day'... And I like to join groups." |
June 26, 2010 |

"Remember all the times I asked you for an allowance ? I was saving for a big tit job." |
June 25, 2010 |

"You'll need to take off the nipple and pussy ring... And you'll need to take off the cock ring." |
June 24, 2010 |

"Do you think it means anything if your girlfriend commits hara-kiri after you have sex ?" |
June 23, 2010 |

"I find it easier to drink a bukkake if I add some chocolate syrup." |
June 22, 2010 |

"Don't waste your time with school girls, their mothers are way easier to fuck." |
June 21, 2010 |

"Wow, this is the old school S" |
June 20, 2010 |

"Happy father's day ! You know how I hate to wear rubbers." |
June 19, 2010 |

"It's about time somebody cleaned my pipe." |
June 18, 2010 |

"How'd she drown ? There's no water in site." |
June 17, 2010 |

"I've eaten egg rolls that've stayed in me longer than you !" |
June 16, 2010 |

"Your mom is having an affair with my dad... Monkey see, monkey do ?" |
June 15, 2010 |

"I swear my friend said I was going to have a threesome..." |
June 14, 2010 |

"I didn't bring an apple for you, teach... Just my cherry." |
June 13, 2010 |

"Sorry, hayfever..." |
June 12, 2010 |

"Well, he's not short on stamina like you, Dave." |
June 11, 2010 |

"What if I blow you and you can say I parallel parked ? ..." |
June 10, 2010 |

"You're fucking scum, you're dirt... I wouldn't be seen in public with you. Oh shit ! I'm going to cum !" |
June 9, 2010 |

"Please mom, this is probably how I'll make a living anyway." |
June 8, 2010 |

"You gals said that there were some guys comin' to this orgy, right ? What happened ? Um... You know how guys are, they never want to have an orgy." |
June 7, 2010 |

"She's crying because she thinks she was the only girl who didn't sleep with Tiger Woods." |
June 6, 2010 |

"I need it bad ! I need a big, black cock ! There's nothing we can do. I CAN HELP !" |
June 5, 2010 |

"You have two broken hips. I guess that's the risk you take when your a big ass lover." |
June 4, 2010 |

"Can you pick up my tits and help me put them back in my bra ?" |
June 3, 2010 |

"This is why you asked where we kept the ladder !?" |
June 2, 2010 |

"She's a selfish bitch! Always pleasuring herself and not me.My dildo is more man than you ever were!" |
June 1, 2010 |

"Give me a whiskey shot, a tequila shot and a cum shot." |