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May 31, 2010
Ooo-Ooo! EEE-EEEE!Is this thing called a symbian or a symian?
"Ooo-Ooo! EEE-EEEE!Is this thing called a symbian or a symian?"

May 30, 2010
I said, I\'d shave my pussy!And I said, if you don\'t, I WILL!
"I said, I'd shave my pussy!And I said, if you don't, I WILL!"

May 29, 2010
Too much lube, honey?
"Too much lube, honey?"

May 28, 2010
Give me an O! Give me an R! Give me a G!All right! All right! I fucking get it! Now shut up!
"Give me an O! Give me an R! Give me a G!All right! All right! I fucking get it! Now shut up!"

May 27, 2010
Hey warden, I didn\'t come to jail for shemale sex, I came for hot guy on guy sex... THIS IS BULLSHIT!
"Hey warden, I didn't come to jail for shemale sex, I came for hot guy on guy sex... THIS IS BULLSHIT!"

May 26, 2010
I thought it was just a saying! I didn\'t mean to actually split her in half with my dick!
"I thought it was just a saying! I didn't mean to actually split her in half with my dick!"

May 25, 2010
That\'s the great thing about the mile high club. If the sex is bad, you can push them out over the ocean.
"That's the great thing about the mile high club. If the sex is bad, you can push them out over the ocean."

May 24, 2010
You fuck like a man with two real hips!
"You fuck like a man with two real hips!"

May 23, 2010
You\'re either trying to kill me or your into rough bondage. Either way, well played.
"You're either trying to kill me or your into rough bondage. Either way, well played."

May 22, 2010
This wasn\'t on the menu sir... Sir? Well, I better get a decent tip.
"This wasn't on the menu sir... Sir? Well, I better get a decent tip."

May 21, 2010
What do you mean your cock is six inches long, are you the runt of the litter?I\'m your first white guy, aren\'t I?
"What do you mean your cock is six inches long, are you the runt of the litter?I'm your first white guy, aren't I?"

May 20, 2010
Hey, there\'s a fortune cookie in here... I\'ll save it for after.
"Hey, there's a fortune cookie in here... I'll save it for after."

May 19, 2010
Oh, shit! I think the baby grabbed on to my giant, black dick!Don\'t pull out! You\'ll yank my damn kid with it!
"Oh, shit! I think the baby grabbed on to my giant, black dick!Don't pull out! You'll yank my damn kid with it!"

May 18, 2010
All the other birds migrate south... Why do you always migrate here?Shut up, bitch, and hand me the lube!
"All the other birds migrate south... Why do you always migrate here?Shut up, bitch, and hand me the lube!"

May 17, 2010
Are you bi-sexual? I\'d like you to have my wife.Ew! Gross!
"Are you bi-sexual? I'd like you to have my wife.Ew! Gross!"

May 16, 2010
It was at that moment Tom knew he was a big, fat homo.
"It was at that moment Tom knew he was a big, fat homo."

May 15, 2010
Are you from China? Your cocks say that\'s where they were made.
"Are you from China? Your cocks say that's where they were made."

May 14, 2010
Sure, she\'s old, but she\'s got no teeth, and she loves blowjobs!
"Sure, she's old, but she's got no teeth, and she loves blowjobs!"

May 13, 2010
Wow! This guy is hung like a bull... I wonder what he looks like...
"Wow! This guy is hung like a bull... I wonder what he looks like..."

May 12, 2010
V.E Day? I thought you said \'V.D Day\'... Well, you\'re getting it anyway.
"V.E Day? I thought you said 'V.D Day'... Well, you're getting it anyway."

May 11, 2010
It\'s \'Eat what you want day\'... So I can eat ass if I want to.
"It's 'Eat what you want day'... So I can eat ass if I want to."

May 10, 2010
I\'m searching her for weapons, chief.
"I'm searching her for weapons, chief."

May 9, 2010
Happy mother\'s day, mom!
"Happy mother's day, mom!"

May 8, 2010
I like to put giant toys in my pussy to get off.Stay away from my barbies, you freak bitch!
"I like to put giant toys in my pussy to get off.Stay away from my barbies, you freak bitch!"

May 7, 2010
Besides the longer cocks, intense orgasms, and stamina... Yeah, I\'d say there\'s not much difference.
"Besides the longer cocks, intense orgasms, and stamina... Yeah, I'd say there's not much difference."

May 6, 2010
It\'s \'Nurses Day\', honey. Go see if there\'s a male nurse who\'ll fuck you too!
"It's 'Nurses Day', honey. Go see if there's a male nurse who'll fuck you too!"

May 5, 2010
Every cinco de mayo, Maria bangs 100 guys into submission to celebrate defeating the fench in the battle of puebla. Why aren\'t you joining in ?I\'m not French!
"Every cinco de mayo, Maria bangs 100 guys into submission to celebrate defeating the fench in the battle of puebla. Why aren't you joining in ?I'm not French!"

May 4, 2010
It\'s \'Teachers Day\' and this is what she wants...
"It's 'Teachers Day' and this is what she wants..."

May 3, 2010
I love it! Does this make me gay?Not at all... Big time gay boy.
"I love it! Does this make me gay?Not at all... Big time gay boy."

May 2, 2010
My fiance is an idiot. Why does he think he\'s not supposed to see the bride before the wedding?!
"My fiance is an idiot. Why does he think he's not supposed to see the bride before the wedding?!"

May 1, 2010
In Hawaii, may 1st is \'Lei Day\', not \'Lay Day\'.Close enough.
"In Hawaii, may 1st is 'Lei Day', not 'Lay Day'.Close enough."


May 2010 Cartoons

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