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May 31, 2010

"Ooo-Ooo! EEE-EEEE!Is this thing called a symbian or a symian?"

May 30, 2010

"I said, I'd shave my pussy!And I said, if you don't, I WILL!"

May 29, 2010

"Too much lube, honey?"

May 28, 2010

"Give me an O! Give me an R! Give me a G!All right! All right! I fucking get it! Now shut up!"

May 27, 2010

"Hey warden, I didn't come to jail for shemale sex, I came for hot guy on guy sex... THIS IS BULLSHIT!"

May 26, 2010

"I thought it was just a saying! I didn't mean to actually split her in half with my dick!"

May 25, 2010

"That's the great thing about the mile high club. If the sex is bad, you can push them out over the ocean."

May 24, 2010

"You fuck like a man with two real hips!"

May 23, 2010

"You're either trying to kill me or your into rough bondage. Either way, well played."

May 22, 2010

"This wasn't on the menu sir... Sir? Well, I better get a decent tip."

May 21, 2010

"What do you mean your cock is six inches long, are you the runt of the litter?I'm your first white guy, aren't I?"

May 20, 2010

"Hey, there's a fortune cookie in here... I'll save it for after."

May 19, 2010

"Oh, shit! I think the baby grabbed on to my giant, black dick!Don't pull out! You'll yank my damn kid with it!"

May 18, 2010

"All the other birds migrate south... Why do you always migrate here?Shut up, bitch, and hand me the lube!"

May 17, 2010

"Are you bi-sexual? I'd like you to have my wife.Ew! Gross!"

May 16, 2010

"It was at that moment Tom knew he was a big, fat homo."

May 15, 2010

"Are you from China? Your cocks say that's where they were made."

May 14, 2010

"Sure, she's old, but she's got no teeth, and she loves blowjobs!"

May 13, 2010

"Wow! This guy is hung like a bull... I wonder what he looks like..."

May 12, 2010

"V.E Day? I thought you said 'V.D Day'... Well, you're getting it anyway."

May 11, 2010

"It's 'Eat what you want day'... So I can eat ass if I want to."

May 10, 2010

"I'm searching her for weapons, chief."

May 9, 2010

"Happy mother's day, mom!"

May 8, 2010

"I like to put giant toys in my pussy to get off.Stay away from my barbies, you freak bitch!"

May 7, 2010

"Besides the longer cocks, intense orgasms, and stamina... Yeah, I'd say there's not much difference."

May 6, 2010

"It's 'Nurses Day', honey. Go see if there's a male nurse who'll fuck you too!"

May 5, 2010

"Every cinco de mayo, Maria bangs 100 guys into submission to celebrate defeating the fench in the battle of puebla. Why aren't you joining in ?I'm not French!"

May 4, 2010

"It's 'Teachers Day' and this is what she wants..."

May 3, 2010

"I love it! Does this make me gay?Not at all... Big time gay boy."

May 2, 2010

"My fiance is an idiot. Why does he think he's not supposed to see the bride before the wedding?!"

May 1, 2010

"In Hawaii, may 1st is 'Lei Day', not 'Lay Day'.Close enough."