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April 30, 2010
A public orgy? Shit, I thought this was the line for hot dogs...
"A public orgy? Shit, I thought this was the line for hot dogs..."

April 29, 2010
I\'m glad you never squirted that hard before! Next time, I\'ll wear a life vest!
"I'm glad you never squirted that hard before! Next time, I'll wear a life vest!"

April 28, 2010
The calendar says it\'s \'Kiss your mate day\'... Since when did kissing involve anal?
"The calendar says it's 'Kiss your mate day'... Since when did kissing involve anal?"

April 27, 2010
I learned a lot at \'Bring your kid to work day\'. Mostly that pop spanks off to porn all day.
"I learned a lot at 'Bring your kid to work day'. Mostly that pop spanks off to porn all day."

April 26, 2010
The problem with \'Hug an australian day\', is they always want more than a hug... Good thing we aim to please.
"The problem with 'Hug an australian day', is they always want more than a hug... Good thing we aim to please."

April 25, 2010
So, Honey, what\'d you learn at school today? I mean, besides giving head to your boyfriend on the bus.
"So, Honey, what'd you learn at school today? I mean, besides giving head to your boyfriend on the bus."

April 24, 2010
Next stop... Cum on your face.
"Next stop... Cum on your face."

April 23, 2010
What\'d he think I\'d be doing while he was banging you?
"What'd he think I'd be doing while he was banging you?"

April 22, 2010
I love earth day... Let\'s go abduct a few girls for an anal probe.Drop me off at the docks, boys.
"I love earth day... Let's go abduct a few girls for an anal probe.Drop me off at the docks, boys."

April 21, 2010
This reminds me of when my girlfriend squirts!
"This reminds me of when my girlfriend squirts!"

April 20, 2010
Honey! Susy is banging her boyfriend on the kitchen table again... and he\'s eating my breakfast!You\'ll find any excuse not to like him, won\'t you, Darryl?
"Honey! Susy is banging her boyfriend on the kitchen table again... and he's eating my breakfast!You'll find any excuse not to like him, won't you, Darryl?"

April 19, 2010
He\'s suffocating again!... Next time, let\'s not even invite a guy.
"He's suffocating again!... Next time, let's not even invite a guy."

April 18, 2010
When I said that I wanted to bang a cougar... I DIDN\'T MEAN THIS!
"When I said that I wanted to bang a cougar... I DIDN'T MEAN THIS!"

April 17, 2010
I got it in doc, gonna need a little help with the removal.
"I got it in doc, gonna need a little help with the removal."

April 16, 2010
Billy, you told us you were gay!
"Billy, you told us you were gay!"

April 15, 2010
Sorry, sex is not tax deductible... But if you fuck me, I won\'t audit you.
"Sorry, sex is not tax deductible... But if you fuck me, I won't audit you."

April 14, 2010
Time for your sponge bath... and I see that your insurance covers a blowjob and cumming on my face.
"Time for your sponge bath... and I see that your insurance covers a blowjob and cumming on my face."

April 13, 2010
Oh Yeh, Fuck It!Hello, dorm advisor? Can I change rooms?
"Oh Yeh, Fuck It!Hello, dorm advisor? Can I change rooms?"

April 12, 2010
This will be my first time. If you disappoint me, there won\'t be a hole you can crawl into that I won\'t find you and kill you... No pressure.
"This will be my first time. If you disappoint me, there won't be a hole you can crawl into that I won't find you and kill you... No pressure."

April 11, 2010
I know you were banging a girl on this beach, Harry, and when I find her...
"I know you were banging a girl on this beach, Harry, and when I find her..."

April 10, 2010
My boyfriend\'s a hunter who is also in bondage.
"My boyfriend's a hunter who is also in bondage."

April 9, 2010
While I like it when she\'s awake too... Then again, she\'d never go for a threesome or anal.
"While I like it when she's awake too... Then again, she'd never go for a threesome or anal."

April 8, 2010
When they told me I was going to fuck a freak cock, this is not what I had in mind.
"When they told me I was going to fuck a freak cock, this is not what I had in mind."

April 7, 2010
It\'s \'No Housework Day\', so, the maid is fucking me instead... She needs the work.
"It's 'No Housework Day', so, the maid is fucking me instead... She needs the work."

April 6, 2010
How about you give me a free tire rotation and I\'ll fix your muffler?
"How about you give me a free tire rotation and I'll fix your muffler?"

April 5, 2010
Today was \'Fun At Work Day\', so we had a group orgy... I blew a load all over my secretary, it was hilarious.
"Today was 'Fun At Work Day', so we had a group orgy... I blew a load all over my secretary, it was hilarious."

April 4, 2010
You sick fuck! You told me we were fucking a mature babe tonight.Technically she is.
"You sick fuck! You told me we were fucking a mature babe tonight.Technically she is."

April 3, 2010
I had fun in college. Actually, if I didn\'t come home drunk, with cum on my face, I was disappointed.
"I had fun in college. Actually, if I didn't come home drunk, with cum on my face, I was disappointed."

April 2, 2010
You\'re banging your boyfriend while babysitting my kids? You just lost your tip unless THIS turns into a three way.
"You're banging your boyfriend while babysitting my kids? You just lost your tip unless THIS turns into a three way."

April 1, 2010
I\'m fucking your best friend... April fools... No, wait, how does that work again?
"I'm fucking your best friend... April fools... No, wait, how does that work again?"


April 2010 Cartoons

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