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April 30, 2010

"A public orgy? Shit, I thought this was the line for hot dogs..."

April 29, 2010

"I'm glad you never squirted that hard before! Next time, I'll wear a life vest!"

April 28, 2010

"The calendar says it's 'Kiss your mate day'... Since when did kissing involve anal?"

April 27, 2010

"I learned a lot at 'Bring your kid to work day'. Mostly that pop spanks off to porn all day."

April 26, 2010

"The problem with 'Hug an australian day', is they always want more than a hug... Good thing we aim to please."

April 25, 2010

"So, Honey, what'd you learn at school today? I mean, besides giving head to your boyfriend on the bus."

April 24, 2010

"Next stop... Cum on your face."

April 23, 2010

"What'd he think I'd be doing while he was banging you?"

April 22, 2010

"I love earth day... Let's go abduct a few girls for an anal probe.Drop me off at the docks, boys."

April 21, 2010

"This reminds me of when my girlfriend squirts!"

April 20, 2010

"Honey! Susy is banging her boyfriend on the kitchen table again... and he's eating my breakfast!You'll find any excuse not to like him, won't you, Darryl?"

April 19, 2010

"He's suffocating again!... Next time, let's not even invite a guy."

April 18, 2010

"When I said that I wanted to bang a cougar... I DIDN'T MEAN THIS!"

April 17, 2010

"I got it in doc, gonna need a little help with the removal."

April 16, 2010

"Billy, you told us you were gay!"

April 15, 2010

"Sorry, sex is not tax deductible... But if you fuck me, I won't audit you."

April 14, 2010

"Time for your sponge bath... and I see that your insurance covers a blowjob and cumming on my face."

April 13, 2010

"Oh Yeh, Fuck It!Hello, dorm advisor? Can I change rooms?"

April 12, 2010

"This will be my first time. If you disappoint me, there won't be a hole you can crawl into that I won't find you and kill you... No pressure."

April 11, 2010

"I know you were banging a girl on this beach, Harry, and when I find her..."

April 10, 2010

"My boyfriend's a hunter who is also in bondage."

April 9, 2010

"While I like it when she's awake too... Then again, she'd never go for a threesome or anal."

April 8, 2010

"When they told me I was going to fuck a freak cock, this is not what I had in mind."

April 7, 2010

"It's 'No Housework Day', so, the maid is fucking me instead... She needs the work."

April 6, 2010

"How about you give me a free tire rotation and I'll fix your muffler?"

April 5, 2010

"Today was 'Fun At Work Day', so we had a group orgy... I blew a load all over my secretary, it was hilarious."

April 4, 2010

"You sick fuck! You told me we were fucking a mature babe tonight.Technically she is."

April 3, 2010

"I had fun in college. Actually, if I didn't come home drunk, with cum on my face, I was disappointed."

April 2, 2010

"You're banging your boyfriend while babysitting my kids? You just lost your tip unless THIS turns into a three way."

April 1, 2010

"I'm fucking your best friend... April fools... No, wait, how does that work again?"