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March 31, 2010
MOUTH TO MOUTH, shithead... Not ASS TO MOUTH!
"MOUTH TO MOUTH, shithead... Not ASS TO MOUTH!"

March 30, 2010
For \'Doctors Day\', I tell all my patients to open and say AHH...
"For 'Doctors Day', I tell all my patients to open and say AHH..."

March 29, 2010
Somebody stole the giant hotdog... Check the college frat houses and women with monster cock lust.
"Somebody stole the giant hotdog... Check the college frat houses and women with monster cock lust."

March 28, 2010
You\'re work performance should get you fired... Whip your dick out, let\'s see if there\'s something worth keeping you around for.
"You're work performance should get you fired... Whip your dick out, let's see if there's something worth keeping you around for."

March 27, 2010
We\'ve been dating a week and I catch you with cum on your face!! YOU CHEAT!Wait, I can explain.
"We've been dating a week and I catch you with cum on your face!! YOU CHEAT!Wait, I can explain."

March 26, 2010
Man, I love \'Make your own holiday day\'!
"Man, I love 'Make your own holiday day'!"

March 25, 2010
You make cream pies in porn, dick head... That doesn\'t make you a baker.
"You make cream pies in porn, dick head... That doesn't make you a baker."

March 24, 2010
Dude, it\'s a fucking orgy... I\'m SUPPOSED to hit on your girlfriend.
"Dude, it's a fucking orgy... I'm SUPPOSED to hit on your girlfriend."

March 23, 2010
That was so me 30 years ago... That is before I met your stuff, old ass!
"That was so me 30 years ago... That is before I met your stuff, old ass!"

March 22, 2010
We just beat up your man with our big black dicks... Now lets have some fun.HELP! Help me tear me off my panties!
"We just beat up your man with our big black dicks... Now lets have some fun.HELP! Help me tear me off my panties!"

March 21, 2010
Today\'s \'Flower Day\' honey... Meet flower.
"Today's 'Flower Day' honey... Meet flower."

March 20, 2010
She\'s one hot midget and she never gets rug burn.
"She's one hot midget and she never gets rug burn."

March 19, 2010
Don\'t mind them, I think they\'re F-List celebrities trying to land a sex tape deal...
"Don't mind them, I think they're F-List celebrities trying to land a sex tape deal..."

March 18, 2010
I dusted the living room, dining room, and foyer... Would you like me to dust your balls now, sir?
"I dusted the living room, dining room, and foyer... Would you like me to dust your balls now, sir?"

March 17, 2010
Look at the end of the rainbow, it\'s a leprechaun with a big cock! That\'s what I call a lucky pot of gold!
"Look at the end of the rainbow, it's a leprechaun with a big cock! That's what I call a lucky pot of gold!"

March 16, 2010
But honey, you told me to get my stepson to like me anyway I could.
"But honey, you told me to get my stepson to like me anyway I could."

March 15, 2010
Are you sure the term \'ides of march\' means fuck my boyfriend\'s best friend?
"Are you sure the term 'ides of march' means fuck my boyfriend's best friend?"

March 14, 2010
Bend over for the soap, Jill... This could get fun.
"Bend over for the soap, Jill... This could get fun."

March 13, 2010
I\'m looking for my G-Spot.
"I'm looking for my G-Spot."

March 12, 2010
I can only blow you today... It\'s \'stop smocking day\', and I always like a smoke after sex.
"I can only blow you today... It's 'stop smocking day', and I always like a smoke after sex."

March 11, 2010
I\'m going to cum on your face multiple times and then upload it as a cum shot compilation.
"I'm going to cum on your face multiple times and then upload it as a cum shot compilation."

March 10, 2010
\'Money day\' does not mean you buy hookers to fuck.
"'Money day' does not mean you buy hookers to fuck."

March 9, 2010
You celebrate \'appreciate your employees day\' your way, Miller. I\'ll appreciate it my way.
"You celebrate 'appreciate your employees day' your way, Miller. I'll appreciate it my way."

March 8, 2010
\'International Woman\'s Day\' doesn\'t mean you sleep with my wife!
"'International Woman's Day' doesn't mean you sleep with my wife!"

March 7, 2010
My date\'s still in the trunk... I\'m going to bang her and have her find her way home naked... She\'ll love it.
"My date's still in the trunk... I'm going to bang her and have her find her way home naked... She'll love it."

March 6, 2010
It\'s \'National Dentist Day\', not \'Stick Your Cock In The Mouth Of A Patient On Anesthetics Day\'.
"It's 'National Dentist Day', not 'Stick Your Cock In The Mouth Of A Patient On Anesthetics Day'."

March 5, 2010
I told my wife I was going out for chocolate... What are the odds I meet a hooker named \'Chocolate\'?
"I told my wife I was going out for chocolate... What are the odds I meet a hooker named 'Chocolate'?"

March 4, 2010
Gawd, mother! You\'re always embarrassing me around my friends!
"Gawd, mother! You're always embarrassing me around my friends!"

March 3, 2010
I owed them money mom, this is how they wanted me to pay it back... and thanks.
"I owed them money mom, this is how they wanted me to pay it back... and thanks."

March 2, 2010
Do you have any friends with big dicks and preferably black?
"Do you have any friends with big dicks and preferably black?"

March 1, 2010
But honey, it\'s \'National Pig Day\'... So I\'m banging as many whores as I can to be a pig.
"But honey, it's 'National Pig Day'... So I'm banging as many whores as I can to be a pig."


March 2010 Cartoons

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