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March 31, 2010

"MOUTH TO MOUTH, shithead... Not ASS TO MOUTH!"

March 30, 2010

"For 'Doctors Day', I tell all my patients to open and say AHH..."

March 29, 2010

"Somebody stole the giant hotdog... Check the college frat houses and women with monster cock lust."

March 28, 2010

"You're work performance should get you fired... Whip your dick out, let's see if there's something worth keeping you around for."

March 27, 2010

"We've been dating a week and I catch you with cum on your face!! YOU CHEAT!Wait, I can explain."

March 26, 2010

"Man, I love 'Make your own holiday day'!"

March 25, 2010

"You make cream pies in porn, dick head... That doesn't make you a baker."

March 24, 2010

"Dude, it's a fucking orgy... I'm SUPPOSED to hit on your girlfriend."

March 23, 2010

"That was so me 30 years ago... That is before I met your stuff, old ass!"

March 22, 2010

"We just beat up your man with our big black dicks... Now lets have some fun.HELP! Help me tear me off my panties!"

March 21, 2010

"Today's 'Flower Day' honey... Meet flower."

March 20, 2010

"She's one hot midget and she never gets rug burn."

March 19, 2010

"Don't mind them, I think they're F-List celebrities trying to land a sex tape deal..."

March 18, 2010

"I dusted the living room, dining room, and foyer... Would you like me to dust your balls now, sir?"

March 17, 2010

"Look at the end of the rainbow, it's a leprechaun with a big cock! That's what I call a lucky pot of gold!"

March 16, 2010

"But honey, you told me to get my stepson to like me anyway I could."

March 15, 2010

"Are you sure the term 'ides of march' means fuck my boyfriend's best friend?"

March 14, 2010

"Bend over for the soap, Jill... This could get fun."

March 13, 2010

"I'm looking for my G-Spot."

March 12, 2010

"I can only blow you today... It's 'stop smocking day', and I always like a smoke after sex."

March 11, 2010

"I'm going to cum on your face multiple times and then upload it as a cum shot compilation."

March 10, 2010

"'Money day' does not mean you buy hookers to fuck."

March 9, 2010

"You celebrate 'appreciate your employees day' your way, Miller. I'll appreciate it my way."

March 8, 2010

"'International Woman's Day' doesn't mean you sleep with my wife!"

March 7, 2010

"My date's still in the trunk... I'm going to bang her and have her find her way home naked... She'll love it."

March 6, 2010

"It's 'National Dentist Day', not 'Stick Your Cock In The Mouth Of A Patient On Anesthetics Day'."

March 5, 2010

"I told my wife I was going out for chocolate... What are the odds I meet a hooker named 'Chocolate'?"

March 4, 2010

"Gawd, mother! You're always embarrassing me around my friends!"

March 3, 2010

"I owed them money mom, this is how they wanted me to pay it back... and thanks."

March 2, 2010

"Do you have any friends with big dicks and preferably black?"

March 1, 2010

"But honey, it's 'National Pig Day'... So I'm banging as many whores as I can to be a pig."