February 28, 2010 |

"Why do they keep abducting me for sexual experiments?" |
February 27, 2010 |

"Medical experiments? No, we're just horny mother fuckers." |
February 26, 2010 |

"I think I'll hit the strip club. This viagra doesn't wear off for a couple of hours." |
February 25, 2010 |

"I thought you said that it'd taste like chocolate milk?" |
February 24, 2010 |

"Oh shit, my mother just pulled up. If she catches us... She'll want to join in." |
February 23, 2010 |

"Hi, honey, just interviewing for the nanny position." |
February 22, 2010 |

"Wow, we look like an ice cream sandwich..." |
February 21, 2010 |

"Wow, you look like you enjoyed pleasuring yourself in the bathtub. Never use a vibrator with a cord in the bathtub." |
February 20, 2010 |

"Shut up, I need the practice!" |
February 19, 2010 |

"Looks like manslaughter, chief. Too much lube and body oil. The poor bastard shot off the roof like a cannon." |
February 18, 2010 |

"Ok, maybe I jumped the gun asking you to fuck me in the ass with a broomstick on our first date." |
February 17, 2010 |

"Gee, coach, I had no idea this was part of stretching before the game." |
February 16, 2010 |

"Porn doesn't want to snuggle afterwards." |
February 15, 2010 |

"When I said that I loved to suck cock, I meant..." |
February 14, 2010 |

"Looks like the Millers are trying anal for the first time." |
February 13, 2010 |

"Boy, you really are an amateur..." |
February 12, 2010 |

"I'm going to need to rent an apartment with a bigger bedroom... It'll be worth it." |
February 11, 2010 |

"Good news! I think I discovered how black holes are formed." |
February 10, 2010 |

"This makes it extra hot that you're a cheating whore of a wife who doesn't care whose world she destroys for cock... No offense." |
February 9, 2010 |

"Dude, I think I just touched your dick..." |
February 8, 2010 |

"This is my first time. I'm a virgin. Be gentle. If gentle means destroy your pussy and ass... Ok." |
February 7, 2010 |

"Listen, are we gonna fuck or what? My history teacher wants my dick too, you know." |
February 6, 2010 |

"Mom, you whore! You're fucking my boyfriend! Well, he told me you weren't giving him any, sweetie!" |
February 5, 2010 |

"You were right, this drinking game 'fuck for beer', really is fun." |
February 4, 2010 |

"Just brush off the cob webs... It's been a while." |
February 3, 2010 |

"I thought I told you I pierced my clit with a sharp earing." |
February 2, 2010 |

"Dude, didn't anybody explain phone sex to you?" |
February 1, 2010 |

"Wow... 3 minutes... That's like a fuckin' record." |