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February 28, 2010
Why do they keep abducting me for sexual experiments?
"Why do they keep abducting me for sexual experiments?"

February 27, 2010
Medical experiments? No, we\'re just horny mother fuckers.
"Medical experiments? No, we're just horny mother fuckers."

February 26, 2010
I think I\'ll hit the strip club. This viagra doesn\'t wear off for a couple of hours.
"I think I'll hit the strip club. This viagra doesn't wear off for a couple of hours."

February 25, 2010
I thought you said that it\'d taste like chocolate milk?
"I thought you said that it'd taste like chocolate milk?"

February 24, 2010
Oh shit, my mother just pulled up. If she catches us... She\'ll want to join in.
"Oh shit, my mother just pulled up. If she catches us... She'll want to join in."

February 23, 2010
Hi, honey, just interviewing for the nanny position.
"Hi, honey, just interviewing for the nanny position."

February 22, 2010
Wow, we look like an ice cream sandwich...
"Wow, we look like an ice cream sandwich..."

February 21, 2010
Wow, you look like you enjoyed pleasuring yourself in the bathtub. Never use a vibrator with a cord in the bathtub.
"Wow, you look like you enjoyed pleasuring yourself in the bathtub. Never use a vibrator with a cord in the bathtub."

February 20, 2010
Shut up, I need the practice!
"Shut up, I need the practice!"

February 19, 2010
Looks like manslaughter, chief. Too much lube and body oil. The poor bastard shot off the roof like a cannon.
"Looks like manslaughter, chief. Too much lube and body oil. The poor bastard shot off the roof like a cannon."

February 18, 2010
Ok, maybe I jumped the gun asking you to fuck me in the ass with a broomstick on our first date.
"Ok, maybe I jumped the gun asking you to fuck me in the ass with a broomstick on our first date."

February 17, 2010
Gee, coach, I had no idea this was part of stretching before the game.
"Gee, coach, I had no idea this was part of stretching before the game."

February 16, 2010
Porn doesn\'t want to snuggle afterwards.
"Porn doesn't want to snuggle afterwards."

February 15, 2010
When I said that I loved to suck cock, I meant...
"When I said that I loved to suck cock, I meant..."

February 14, 2010
Looks like the Millers are trying anal for the first time.
"Looks like the Millers are trying anal for the first time."

February 13, 2010
Boy, you really are an amateur...
"Boy, you really are an amateur..."

February 12, 2010
I\'m going to need to rent an apartment with a bigger bedroom... It\'ll be worth it.
"I'm going to need to rent an apartment with a bigger bedroom... It'll be worth it."

February 11, 2010
Good news! I think I discovered how black holes are formed.
"Good news! I think I discovered how black holes are formed."

February 10, 2010
This makes it extra hot that you\'re a cheating whore of a wife who doesn\'t care whose world she destroys for cock... No offense.
"This makes it extra hot that you're a cheating whore of a wife who doesn't care whose world she destroys for cock... No offense."

February 9, 2010
Dude, I think I just touched your dick...
"Dude, I think I just touched your dick..."

February 8, 2010
This is my first time. I\'m a virgin. Be gentle. If gentle means destroy your pussy and ass... Ok.
"This is my first time. I'm a virgin. Be gentle. If gentle means destroy your pussy and ass... Ok."

February 7, 2010
Listen, are we gonna fuck or what? My history teacher wants my dick too, you know.
"Listen, are we gonna fuck or what? My history teacher wants my dick too, you know."

February 6, 2010
Mom, you whore! You\'re fucking my boyfriend! Well, he told me you weren\'t giving him any, sweetie!
"Mom, you whore! You're fucking my boyfriend! Well, he told me you weren't giving him any, sweetie!"

February 5, 2010
You were right, this drinking game \'fuck for beer\', really is fun.
"You were right, this drinking game 'fuck for beer', really is fun."

February 4, 2010
Just brush off the cob webs... It\'s been a while.
"Just brush off the cob webs... It's been a while."

February 3, 2010
I thought I told you I pierced my clit with a sharp earing.
"I thought I told you I pierced my clit with a sharp earing."

February 2, 2010
Dude, didn\'t anybody explain phone sex to you?
"Dude, didn't anybody explain phone sex to you?"

February 1, 2010
Wow... 3 minutes... That\'s like a fuckin\' record.
"Wow... 3 minutes... That's like a fuckin' record."


February 2010 Cartoons

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