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January 31, 2010

"I had a blast watching the ball drop on new years eve. What'd you do? I fucked your mom."

January 30, 2010

"I have to take a whiz... No prob, go in my wife's mouth."

January 29, 2010

"Wow, I must have drank too much last night, babe. I'd swear you had a ... and why does my ass hurt?"

January 28, 2010

"The boss called you into his office. Shouldn't you bring a notepad? Why are you just bringing lube?"

January 27, 2010

"Wow, you suck hard, baby. What're those? Your nuts."

January 26, 2010

"I'm not gay... These three guys are, though."

January 25, 2010

"Today is, 'fun at work day'. But I guess it depends on what you call fun."

January 24, 2010

"I told my dentist I was into ass to mouth... He referred me to another dentist."

January 23, 2010

"When I said that I wanted to bang a mature blonde, I didn't mean you, aunt Martha!"

January 22, 2010

"You fucked your step daughter because she was naughty? How is that a punishment? He didn't cum on my face."

January 21, 2010

"Hey, this calendar say's it's 'national HUGGING day'!"

January 20, 2010

"I backed that thang up and he got stuck, doc."

January 19, 2010

"My stage name is, 'one big tit terry', I could only afford the one tit."

January 18, 2010

"I once had a dream... and it came true when I banged your sister and your mother at the same time."

January 17, 2010

"You're, like, my step dad... shouldn't you be, like, spanking me too?"

January 16, 2010

"Doctor, is this really how you perform a colonoscopy?"

January 15, 2010

"If you think I'm the dirtiest slut you ever met, wait till you meet granny."

January 14, 2010

"Hey, I'm forcing you to have sex with me... Stop enjoying it."

January 13, 2010

"Well, if you're forcing me to choose..."

January 12, 2010

"I've got to go, hon. My secretary is telling me that I'm late for a meeting."

January 11, 2010

"Let's see, giant bottle of lube, giant bottle of pain killers, cigarettes... ok, let's do this."

January 10, 2010

"Now this is my kind of happy hour!"

January 9, 2010

"I hope this teaches you to behave in class!"

January 8, 2010

"I thought you said that you were a lesbian!"

January 7, 2010

"Are you sure this is how you tip a babysitter?"

January 6, 2010

"Oh wow, you're ten... No, a million times better than my husband! I'm right here you, bitch!"

January 5, 2010

"I fucked you in your sleep... By the way, I was amazing."

January 4, 2010

"I told you it was long, I never said it was thick."

January 3, 2010

"I knew it would be awful. I guess every now and again, a girl has to give a mercy fuck."

January 2, 2010

"You fucked me in the ass, spanked me until I couldn't sit, and then you came on my face! And it was my pleasure!"

January 1, 2010

"But banging the babysitter WAS my new year's resolution."