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January 31, 2010
I had a blast watching the ball drop on new years eve. What\'d you do? I fucked your mom.
"I had a blast watching the ball drop on new years eve. What'd you do? I fucked your mom."

January 30, 2010
I have to take a whiz... No prob, go in my wife\'s mouth.
"I have to take a whiz... No prob, go in my wife's mouth."

January 29, 2010
Wow, I must have drank too much last night, babe. I\'d swear you had a ... and why does my ass hurt?
"Wow, I must have drank too much last night, babe. I'd swear you had a ... and why does my ass hurt?"

January 28, 2010
The boss called you into his office. Shouldn\'t you bring a notepad? Why are you just bringing lube?
"The boss called you into his office. Shouldn't you bring a notepad? Why are you just bringing lube?"

January 27, 2010
Wow, you suck hard, baby. What\'re those? Your nuts.
"Wow, you suck hard, baby. What're those? Your nuts."

January 26, 2010
I\'m not gay... These three guys are, though.
"I'm not gay... These three guys are, though."

January 25, 2010
Today is, \'fun at work day\'. But I guess it depends on what you call fun.
"Today is, 'fun at work day'. But I guess it depends on what you call fun."

January 24, 2010
I told my dentist I was into ass to mouth... He referred me to another dentist.
"I told my dentist I was into ass to mouth... He referred me to another dentist."

January 23, 2010
When I said that I wanted to bang a mature blonde, I didn\'t mean you, aunt Martha!
"When I said that I wanted to bang a mature blonde, I didn't mean you, aunt Martha!"

January 22, 2010
You fucked your step daughter because she was naughty? How is that a punishment? He didn\'t cum on my face.
"You fucked your step daughter because she was naughty? How is that a punishment? He didn't cum on my face."

January 21, 2010
Hey, this calendar say\'s it\'s \'national HUGGING day\'!
"Hey, this calendar say's it's 'national HUGGING day'!"

January 20, 2010
I backed that thang up and he got stuck, doc.
"I backed that thang up and he got stuck, doc."

January 19, 2010
My stage name is, \'one big tit terry\', I could only afford the one tit.
"My stage name is, 'one big tit terry', I could only afford the one tit."

January 18, 2010
I once had a dream... and it came true when I banged your sister and your mother at the same time.
"I once had a dream... and it came true when I banged your sister and your mother at the same time."

January 17, 2010
You\'re, like, my step dad... shouldn\'t you be, like, spanking me too?
"You're, like, my step dad... shouldn't you be, like, spanking me too?"

January 16, 2010
Doctor, is this really how you perform a colonoscopy?
"Doctor, is this really how you perform a colonoscopy?"

January 15, 2010
If you think I\'m the dirtiest slut you ever met, wait till you meet granny.
"If you think I'm the dirtiest slut you ever met, wait till you meet granny."

January 14, 2010
Hey, I\'m forcing you to have sex with me... Stop enjoying it.
"Hey, I'm forcing you to have sex with me... Stop enjoying it."

January 13, 2010
Well, if you\'re forcing me to choose...
"Well, if you're forcing me to choose..."

January 12, 2010
I\'ve got to go, hon. My secretary is telling me that I\'m late for a meeting.
"I've got to go, hon. My secretary is telling me that I'm late for a meeting."

January 11, 2010
Let\'s see, giant bottle of lube, giant bottle of pain killers, cigarettes... ok, let\'s do this.
"Let's see, giant bottle of lube, giant bottle of pain killers, cigarettes... ok, let's do this."

January 10, 2010
Now this is my kind of happy hour!
"Now this is my kind of happy hour!"

January 9, 2010
I hope this teaches you to behave in class!
"I hope this teaches you to behave in class!"

January 8, 2010
I thought you said that you were a lesbian!
"I thought you said that you were a lesbian!"

January 7, 2010
Are you sure this is how you tip a babysitter?
"Are you sure this is how you tip a babysitter?"

January 6, 2010
Oh wow, you\'re ten... No, a million times better than my husband! I\'m right here you, bitch!
"Oh wow, you're ten... No, a million times better than my husband! I'm right here you, bitch!"

January 5, 2010
I fucked you in your sleep... By the way, I was amazing.
"I fucked you in your sleep... By the way, I was amazing."

January 4, 2010
I told you it was long, I never said it was thick.
"I told you it was long, I never said it was thick."

January 3, 2010
I knew it would be awful. I guess every now and again, a girl has to give a mercy fuck.
"I knew it would be awful. I guess every now and again, a girl has to give a mercy fuck."

January 2, 2010
You fucked me in the ass, spanked me until I couldn\'t sit, and then you came on my face! And it was my pleasure!
"You fucked me in the ass, spanked me until I couldn't sit, and then you came on my face! And it was my pleasure!"

January 1, 2010
But banging the babysitter WAS my new year\'s resolution.
"But banging the babysitter WAS my new year's resolution."


January 2010 Cartoons

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